Docks, Ice cream makers, and BOC's

Back in the old days on early woot, I remember looking at a Bag of Crap for about 2 hours on my overnight shift wondering, what the hell is a bag of crap??(yea I had time to actually think about it while looking at the listing before it was purchased out on a wootoff within seconds) And you know what, the ass kicking was very large a few weeks later seeing posts of those winners that got TV's, and even random toilets. I'm just happy I got a box of Sansa MP3 players, golf hats, and a case of novelty 7 year old targeted retractable plastic gag knives when scoring my ultra rare Bag o' Crap.

Today, an ice cream maker sits on my front porch, a large box that I am leaving out there not caring if a thief decides to steal it off the stoop at 4 am as I write this. I'm sure the instructions are not included anyway, so the jokes on them. I've seen the iphone/ipad/iconsumerist docks a few times. Almost purchased but not committed, but the best joke out there is the headlight that is so bad, it needs to come with ANOTHER FRIGGIN' FLASHLIGHT.