I am a corporate slave tied to a desk 10 hours a day engaged in a rat race I will never win as I look towards those more successful than me envious of their resources while ignoring those who are envious of me.
I’m definitely a free spirited person, I don’t dress like it as much anymore bc I’m poor but I’ve never been one to follow others or care what people think.
If there’s no such thing as a free lunch, how could there be a free spirit??
I’ve been told I hear a different drummer. Is that the same thing?
@ThunderChicken
/giphy drummerboy
I’m so uptight I’m used as wadding in shotgun cartridges.
@Evansdoor Finally, someone who’s actually telling the truth!
/giphy hillbilly
I’m taking worm medicine
@freepisacat
/giphy confused
If you have to ask my rate, you can’t afford me.
@mike808
/giphy Fancy
I seem to be trapped in a complicated organic cage.
It’s… Squishy.
@brainmist
/giphy Squishy
The price paid for my spirit is impossible to repay.
@ebatch
/giphy I-am-14-and-deep
Free spirits happen during 2-4-1 Happy Hour. Your free spirit doesn’t care or you would not have asked that question.
@xn42
/giphy Booze
Boxers…
@2many2no
/giphy Swing
yeah no not anymore i have to do adult things now fml
@spacemart
/giphy serious
Not as long as I am stuck looking out from inside this cave of bone.
@SpyreFox
/giphy Trapped
My subconscious mind does whatever it wants to!
@edguyver14
/giphy Freud
My spirit wants to be free again, but then Delta.
@hchavers
/giphy Exhausted
Definitely. Fear me.
@Salanth
/giphy Horrified
I like to think I am. But in reality, I know I’m not. Too much anxiety and existential dread.
@LaserEyes
/giphy anxious
Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose
@Kyeh Ain’t that the truth.
/giphy Janice Joplin
I am a corporate slave tied to a desk 10 hours a day engaged in a rat race I will never win as I look towards those more successful than me envious of their resources while ignoring those who are envious of me.
@show_the_maw
So…yes?
@chienfou
/giphy 8-ball
@show_the_maw
/giphy Jealousy
I used to think so, but then I had kids, they are the free spirits.
@olperfesser
/giphy teenagers
No. I need at least $1000000 before you can have my spirit. It ain’t free.
@OnionSoup Interesting offer!
/giphy Satan
@Euniceandrich Lol, I can relate!
/giphy Distractions
No one has the pink slip on my spirit so it must be not tied to anyone/thing…not even me.
I’m definitely a free spirited person, I don’t dress like it as much anymore bc I’m poor but I’ve never been one to follow others or care what people think.
Yes, absolutely!
/giphy fancy free
