I am a corporate slave tied to a desk 10 hours a day engaged in a rat race I will never win as I look towards those more successful than me envious of their resources while ignoring those who are envious of me.
I’m definitely a free spirited person, I don’t dress like it as much anymore bc I’m poor but I’ve never been one to follow others or care what people think.
If you have to ask my rate, you can’t afford me.
@mike808
/giphy Fancy
If there’s no such thing as a free lunch, how could there be a free spirit??
I’m so uptight I’m used as wadding in shotgun cartridges.
@Evansdoor Finally, someone who’s actually telling the truth!
/giphy hillbilly
yeah no not anymore i have to do adult things now fml
@spacemart
/giphy serious
I’ve been told I hear a different drummer. Is that the same thing?
@ThunderChicken
/giphy drummerboy
I like to think I am. But in reality, I know I’m not. Too much anxiety and existential dread.
@LaserEyes
/giphy anxious
Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose
@Kyeh Ain’t that the truth.
/giphy Janice Joplin
@Euniceandrich Lol, I can relate!
/giphy Distractions
I seem to be trapped in a complicated organic cage.
It’s… Squishy.
@brainmist
/giphy Squishy
The price paid for my spirit is impossible to repay.
@ebatch
/giphy I-am-14-and-deep
Free spirits happen during 2-4-1 Happy Hour. Your free spirit doesn’t care or you would not have asked that question.
@xn42
/giphy Booze
Not as long as I am stuck looking out from inside this cave of bone.
@SpyreFox
/giphy Trapped
My subconscious mind does whatever it wants to!
@edguyver14
/giphy Freud
My spirit wants to be free again, but then Delta.
@hchavers
/giphy Exhausted
I’m taking worm medicine
@freepisacat
/giphy confused
Definitely. Fear me.
@Salanth
/giphy Horrified
I used to think so, but then I had kids, they are the free spirits.
@olperfesser
/giphy teenagers
I am a corporate slave tied to a desk 10 hours a day engaged in a rat race I will never win as I look towards those more successful than me envious of their resources while ignoring those who are envious of me.
@show_the_maw
So…yes?
@chienfou
/giphy 8-ball
@show_the_maw
/giphy Jealousy
Boxers…
@2many2no
/giphy Swing
No. I need at least $1000000 before you can have my spirit. It ain’t free.
@OnionSoup Interesting offer!
/giphy Satan
No one has the pink slip on my spirit so it must be not tied to anyone/thing…not even me.
I’m definitely a free spirited person, I don’t dress like it as much anymore bc I’m poor but I’ve never been one to follow others or care what people think.
Yes, absolutely!
/giphy fancy free
