@rockblossom Supposedly, Israel recently spilled a bunch of those (tardigrades) on the moon.
I wonder if there’ll be colonies of giant ones waiting for the next humans who land there…
@rockblossom I haven’t seen that one before, but that’s gotta be Cyriak (or someone ripping him off). I love his freaky, bizarre, often terrifying creations.
Look up his Youtube channel.
edit: You know what, IIRC, it was a Woot! official post that turned me on to Cyriak.
@DennisG2014 that was MEHsmerizing. Without the meh! Less than 2 minutes but it felt like it went on forever. Loved it. Now,I’m gonna see if he did anything with
@DennisG2014@Kidsandliz@shahnm isn’t that their MO? Cute enough to get in your house. Annoying enough to get right to the line of out of the house but not step over. They have great balance.
Been wondering where he was and clicked play. Poof. Here he is
@DennisG2014@narfcake LMFAO I’d been yelling at them off and on for more than an hour and just randomly played that. And here they are going what the fuck is going on. Trying to head but the phone they might be confused as I am
@DennisG2014 OMG the second I turned it on two of my cats tore in here like it was an emergency. Both of them are still looking all over for the crisis. I started it up again and again at the beginning and feral kitty jumped up on my chair arm again and campus kitty looked very concerned, looking all around.
@DennisG2014@Kidsandliz lol exactly. I’m not nuts. I like to wait till they are upstairs. They come flying down like we are all about to die. I bookmarked it
@DennisG2014@Kidsandliz its funny cause they show up and get in your face right after he dupes the cats in the video then they start crying and looking around… Like wtf is going on… Where is that bitch
@rockblossom That’s creepy AF. It’s amazing what can be accomplished with just some facepaint - as opposed to full on prosthetics.
Case in point - my childhood nightmare fuel:
In reality, a fairly attractive young actress wearing the kind of fake teeth you can get for a few bucks at PartyCity and some clown makeup.
Flash that on the screen for a frame or three and cause decades of nightmares…
Still gives me chills.
edit: I forgot to mention who that is/what it’s from…
You all know, right?
Pazuzu, aka Captain Howdy, from the scariest movie ever made, which my parents should never have let me watch at such a young age, scarring me for life.
@therealjrn that wasn’t helpful at all. i’ve got fucking work to do before it happens! people to see! vodka, tequila, bourbon, rum, sake, and casemates wine to drink!
/giphy disappointing
I do what I want.
Whatever and fucking scapegoat. All his fault
@nolrak bleat bleat.
Sure.
/giphy no shit, Sherlock.
@f00l Sherlock needs to meet Dr. Strange sometime.
/giphy too late
@Moose cute! They are messy eaters!
@Moose @RiotDemon Dafuq are those things?
@shahnm grapes
@Moose @shahnm lol
@Moose @RiotDemon @shahnm Pygmy Marmosets, apparently.
I’ve opened it twice now. Come at me, bro!
@UncleVinny
@shahnm ¡Bailamos, Conquistador!
@UncleVinny
@shahnm mesmerizing
I didn’t
Is there are monster at the end of this thread?
@marvelljones At the moment there is. If someone else posts something below that does not contain a monster, then this reality will change.
@marvelljones My favorite book from childhood. Bought it on the spot for my kids when I saw it in Shoprite.
yet another monster…
/giphy monster
Hugely disappointed!!
@rockblossom
@marvelljones, we have reacquired monster-thread-ending status, at least for the time being…
@marvelljones @shahnm We will just have to be vigilant and keep posting monsters.
@rockblossom Supposedly, Israel recently spilled a bunch of those (tardigrades) on the moon.
I wonder if there’ll be colonies of giant ones waiting for the next humans who land there…
/giphy no monsters
you are welcome
@Kidsandliz
@Kidsandliz @rockblossom
@marvelljones: Monster thread status resumed. Carry on.
@shahnm
/giphy loving cat
@Kidsandliz @shahnm
@narfcake you need to stop @rockblossom from torturing cats by doing genetic experiments on them in the basement!!!
@rockblossom I haven’t seen that one before, but that’s gotta be Cyriak (or someone ripping him off). I love his freaky, bizarre, often terrifying creations.
Look up his Youtube channel.
edit: You know what, IIRC, it was a Woot! official post that turned me on to Cyriak.
Semi-randomly chosen example of his work:
@Kidsandliz @shahnm My cat Smokey is like that (the loving cat gif). So sweet, but soooo annoying. lol
@DennisG2014 that was MEHsmerizing. Without the meh! Less than 2 minutes but it felt like it went on forever. Loved it. Now,I’m gonna see if he did anything with
@DennisG2014 @Kidsandliz @shahnm isn’t that their MO? Cute enough to get in your house. Annoying enough to get right to the line of out of the house but not step over. They have great balance.
Been wondering where he was and clicked play. Poof. Here he is
@llangley “Recursive” is the word that always comes to mind when I watch his stuff.
@DennisG2014 That was really weird. Guy must have a twisted mind LOL
@Kidsandliz Don’t know what gave you that idea…
@DennisG2014
no idea LOL!
/giphy cute monster
@tinamarie1974
/image axolotl
/giphy axolotl
/google axolotl
Axolotl - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axolotl
@narfcake yea!!
@mike808 I always enjoyed him killing that dog. Lol
/giphy Benedict Cumberbatch monster
@f00l I love Bagel Cucumbersnatch
@f00l @unksol
http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/
@f00l @shahnm @unksol
/youtube Graham Norton Benedict penguin
@RiotDemon @shahnm @unksol
/giphy monster Benedict Cumberbund
@f00l @shahnm I want some more Sherlock. But imitation game was great to. I guess more doctor strange is fine.
@f00l @shahnm it spit out this after a few tries… “Whippersnatch Stinkyrash” I didn’t know I needed a name generator till now
@marvelljones, at least for the moment, we seem to be fresh out of monsters. Perhaps if we remain vigilant, another one might eventually show up.
@shahnm Out of monsters? Never! Them’s fightin’ words!
@rockblossom
/Want!
My favorite Cyriak video -
My cats either love it or hate it, not sure which, but it always gets their attention.
I also love Cyriak’s caption: “My cat wrote the song, I just played the music and shot the video.”
@DennisG2014
@DennisG2014 @narfcake LMFAO I’d been yelling at them off and on for more than an hour and just randomly played that. And here they are going what the fuck is going on. Trying to head but the phone they might be confused as I am
@carl669
@DennisG2014 @narfcake shit every time I play this. My meow must suck
@DennisG2014 OMG the second I turned it on two of my cats tore in here like it was an emergency. Both of them are still looking all over for the crisis. I started it up again and again at the beginning and feral kitty jumped up on my chair arm again and campus kitty looked very concerned, looking all around.
@DennisG2014 @Kidsandliz lol exactly. I’m not nuts. I like to wait till they are upstairs. They come flying down like we are all about to die. I bookmarked it
@DennisG2014 @Kidsandliz its funny cause they show up and get in your face right after he dupes the cats in the video then they start crying and looking around… Like wtf is going on… Where is that bitch
Monster content has fallen to an alarmingly low level. Hopefully this helps:
/giphy monster
/giphy give me back my monster
@rockblossom That’s creepy AF. It’s amazing what can be accomplished with just some facepaint - as opposed to full on prosthetics.
Case in point - my childhood nightmare fuel:
In reality, a fairly attractive young actress wearing the kind of fake teeth you can get for a few bucks at PartyCity and some clown makeup.
Flash that on the screen for a frame or three and cause decades of nightmares…
Still gives me chills.
edit: I forgot to mention who that is/what it’s from…
You all know, right?
Pazuzu, aka Captain Howdy, from the scariest movie ever made, which my parents should never have let me watch at such a young age, scarring me for life.
i accidentally opened this thread. am i going to die in 7 days?
@carl669 Fuck no Carl, it’ll probably be sooner. Or maybe later, I’m not sure, actually.
@carl669
@therealjrn that wasn’t helpful at all. i’ve got fucking work to do before it happens! people to see! vodka, tequila, bourbon, rum, sake, and casemates wine to drink!
@carl669
/giphy scary monster
