Do it

@RiotDemon

@Thumperchick

@Thumperchick apparently she is quite talented?

@Thumperchick @tinamarie1974

@nolrak @tinamarie1974

/giphy oh myy

I prefer to do it with a saber.

@cinoclav

@Barney Talk about irony. I post this gif and a few hours later, I get a twerking bear in the mail.

@Barney

@therealjrn This is your bear? Does he have to be connected with Alexis to do the booty thing? Just asking for a friend.

Edit: Gee, my friend’s question sounded dirty, didn’t it?

@Barney That is my twerking bear. That is also my light-up balloon dog. But I didn’t turn on the lights inside the dog–sorry.

He was connected to my Echo Show 5 at the time. Alexa was saying something to me about something.

@therealjrn What I’m asking is, do I need to have an Echo, or some such device, to get my bear to twerk? (Just turning the bear’s switch to “on” doesn’t do it.)

@Barney I think so. You can put Alexa on your phone if you don’t have a dot or a show.

@therealjrn Thanks, but I don’t want Alexa. I guess my bear will not be twerking.

@Barney @therealjrn

@Ignorant

@Barney @Ignorant Just so we’re clear here, Nathan did not see your twerking bear, correct?

@Barney

@Ignorant

@therealjrn Nathan has been on vacation this week. He has not see the bear or the message that was on the box for him.

@Barney Ok, I think we’re close to a resolution here…does Nathan like Alexa?

@therealjrn Were you the one?

@therealjrn Areyou suggesting that I give the twerking bear to Nathan? (And I don’t know if he knows much about computers.)

I kinda think that he does think Meh and the people who hang out here are fucking crazy. (He’s seen my fukos and a couple of my I.R.K’s). He would probably be scared to death to get a twerking bear and besides, his wife would probably kill him.

@carl669

@Barney Yeah, I was thinking Nathan might like a twerking bear. As for his wife, I can’t imagine she would be mad. Gemmy is oh so cute! Girls like cute, right?

@therealjrn Are you still married?

@Barney No, I’m not still marr…oh! …um…I see.

I gotta say though, the gal that gets lucky enough to catch this man better enjoy twerking bears.

and light-up balloon dogs.

@UncleVinny

@Ignorant @UncleVinny

@Ignorant I’m always a day late and a forum post short!