Here is a flow chart to answer that vexing question (snicker).
And of course it is not necessary to even create a flow chart for a real women as we all know that we are.
well that clears it up nicely… evidently I am a yellow thumb…?
@chienfou I dare say that might then give you the golden touch. :
Beat me to the punchline!
I daresay I’m a surreal man.
@UncleVinny My battle is more to be a Rational Man than a Real man. I’m afraid I like pi too much.
Rigorously speaking (or streaking): Irrationality more or less implies rationality. And VV.
(Once someone puts the fancy mathematical language in place)
/giphy what me worry
Was going for a Mad Mag giphy but that one will do.
/giphy Alfred E Neuman what me worry
ok, giphy, I’ll quit now
/image Alfred E Neuman what me worry
It mainly comes down to whether or not you make your own choices
@Doggo19 If you were meant to be something, then your choice doesn’t matter, does it?
No one else seems to want to make my choices.
Deciding whether or not to eat bacon seems less tedious than deciding whether or not you are a real man. I say go for the bacon and become a warrior.
I didn’t get a picture but last Saturday I saw a car magnet/sticker in the shape of a four-toed paw print: “It takes a big man to walk a small dog.”
Apparently I don’t come across as a real man, since I keep getting the damned reCAPTCHA bot when I try to participate in normal human activity.
If I were a Real Man would I be eating quiche and reading this web site? I shall ask my Mother- the 3d printer.
Here’s a detailed audio guide describing the step-by-step method that I use:
@sammydog01 @Starblind I think we should give him a key to the goat club house so we can play with him. @sammydog01 @therealjen what do you guys think?
/youtube i am all that is man
@ybmuG I came here to say the same thing. And no I’m not stalking you.
@Mehrocco_Mole don’t worry, I’m not feeling awkward…Not at all.
Not after purchasing that Sharper Image man-purse they had here a few days ago. Now, the answer is a concrete, resounding “nope!”
Nope. You see, I am the very model…