When I told dear bf, mr liquid mustard cheese that we got some new wine glasses he said for $26 we can even do it Greek style and break em on purpose instead of washing them.
Then he responded:
Yeah I guess cleaning up the broken glass would be a bigger bitch than just washing them. Never mind then.
@medz Broom was only used to push the pieces back together for the final photo, definitely just left it there. Glad you found the calves pleasing, I've been skipping leg day lately (by never going to the gym at all).
Below is the approval process for shit like this if meh was a real company:
@jont: Hey, boss, can I take one of our products and smash it on the ground? One of our customers asked if I could smash it.
@snapster: Smash it? Why would the customer want you to smash our product?
@jont; Well, @harrison smashed some previous products and now the customers think it's fun.
@snapster: He WHAT? He knows this isn't a not for profit, right? Who told him that he could smash the merchandise? Why are we even talking about smashing merchandise? Get @harrison in here.
@snapster: First, do not refer to me as 'Yo' twice in one sentence. Once is bad enough. Don't you have an advanced degree? What have you been smashing? You know we are supposed to be selling this stuff, right?
@harrison: Of course I know that. But, the customers asked if we could take this stuff apart to see what was inside. I am, after all, Meh-Guyver!
@snapster: Oh, the CUSTOMER wanted you to take apart the stuff that we sell instead of SELLING it to the customer. That's cool, since we're a reverse engineering customer advocacy organization! Well done! Which products did you take apart, exactly? Also, this whole 'meh' pun thing is getting really old. Stop it.
@harrison: Well, let's see. A robotic vacuum, a touchless soap dispenser, and a speaker dock. And Jon smashed a wine glass.
@snapster: You're both fired. Sweep up that wine glass and be on your way.
Next in this series: Meh executives sit around a conference table and debate the marketability of various September scapegoat frontrunners.
@marklog haha, I was actually imagining what those conversations must be like after seeing this video. Now I know: @harrison says "yo" and @JonT is a narc
@snapster I spend an inappropriate amount of time wondering what the culture must be like over there to cultivate the shenanigans we get to enjoy. Folks like me read The Oz Principle, Good to Great, Delivering Happiness, Creating Magic, Is There a Mouse Moving Cheese in my Pocket... You and your minions could throw together a couple hundred pages of business cult pablum in no time. Just a thought.
Cutting out the part where we had to remember how to upload stuff to YouTube, here's how it went down:
jont: Hey so I just made a video of a de-meh-lition of the wine glasses (threw them in the parking lot and broke them) dave: funny idea jont: Yeah mark log requested it and we had extra samples dave: slow motion, nice.
I suggest using resonance, smashing them is too easy. Plus it could be Friday's speaker dock video
I think we might be able to work something out.
I'm certainly not looking for a conventional drop or smash. That would be underwhelming.
@marklog I hope by now you've learned to be disappointed.
@JonT yes thank you for keeping me on track.
We're way overdue for another de-meh-lition. Appease our destructive, vicarious natures, please.
@bluedyn I'm working on something fantastic at my house, hoping to finish up soon. Not to hype it or anything.
@harrison @JonT didn't set the bar too high, but now that you've bragged, we are all waiting with bated breath.
When I told dear bf, mr liquid mustard cheese that we got some new wine glasses he said for $26 we can even do it Greek style and break em on purpose instead of washing them.
Then he responded:
Yeah I guess cleaning up the broken glass would be a bigger bitch than just washing them. Never mind then.
Heh.
Welcome to my first De-meh-lition!
I'm obviously not as good at this as @harrison, but I gave it a shot.
Here we see the high tech marvel in all of its glory:
Now to get to taking it apart.
Fin
@JonT Those glasses sure are purdy.
@JonT Slo-mo, very dramatic
@JonT I noticed the broom nearby. Almost like you knew you were going to need it. Video was also a great excuse to show off your sculpted calves.
@medz Broom was only used to push the pieces back together for the final photo, definitely just left it there. Glad you found the calves pleasing, I've been skipping leg day lately (by never going to the gym at all).
@JonT Yes, Skipping can be an effective workout for the legs.
@JonT you forgot to put it back together.
@medz Is that not how you get around everywhere? I just call that walking.
@katylava Back together:
@medz agreed. @jont, really good video, but excessive calf flexing.
@JonT I like the de-meh-lotion. Now how about some rim music?
Edit.. With new glasses of course!
Below is the approval process for shit like this if meh was a real company:
@jont: Hey, boss, can I take one of our products and smash it on the ground? One of our customers asked if I could smash it.
@snapster: Smash it? Why would the customer want you to smash our product?
@jont; Well, @harrison smashed some previous products and now the customers think it's fun.
@snapster: He WHAT? He knows this isn't a not for profit, right? Who told him that he could smash the merchandise? Why are we even talking about smashing merchandise? Get @harrison in here.
@harrison: Yo, what's up, yo.
@snapster: First, do not refer to me as 'Yo' twice in one sentence. Once is bad enough. Don't you have an advanced degree? What have you been smashing? You know we are supposed to be selling this stuff, right?
@harrison: Of course I know that. But, the customers asked if we could take this stuff apart to see what was inside. I am, after all, Meh-Guyver!
@snapster: Oh, the CUSTOMER wanted you to take apart the stuff that we sell instead of SELLING it to the customer. That's cool, since we're a reverse engineering customer advocacy organization! Well done! Which products did you take apart, exactly? Also, this whole 'meh' pun thing is getting really old. Stop it.
@harrison: Well, let's see. A robotic vacuum, a touchless soap dispenser, and a speaker dock. And Jon smashed a wine glass.
@snapster: You're both fired. Sweep up that wine glass and be on your way.
Next in this series: Meh executives sit around a conference table and debate the marketability of various September scapegoat frontrunners.
@marklog haha, I was actually imagining what those conversations must be like after seeing this video. Now I know: @harrison says "yo" and @JonT is a narc
@marklog i'm going to expect more "yo"s from @harrison IRL now
Also, for some reason, @harrison was The Dude in this scene
@marklog ok so that was pretty good. we will share this in between blaming you for mistakes in our next executive meeting.
@Kleineleh if I hadn't had my hair cut short fairly recently that'd be more accurate than you think
@harrison great, now everything you post is going to sound like Jeff Bridges in my head
@snapster I spend an inappropriate amount of time wondering what the culture must be like over there to cultivate the shenanigans we get to enjoy. Folks like me read The Oz Principle, Good to Great, Delivering Happiness, Creating Magic, Is There a Mouse Moving Cheese in my Pocket... You and your minions could throw together a couple hundred pages of business cult pablum in no time. Just a thought.
@Kleineleh failing to see how this is a negative outcome
@harrison it won't be once I restock on Kahlua & vodka
Cutting out the part where we had to remember how to upload stuff to YouTube, here's how it went down:
jont: Hey so I just made a video of a de-meh-lition of the wine glasses (threw them in the parking lot and broke them)
dave: funny idea
jont: Yeah mark log requested it and we had extra samples
dave: slow motion, nice.
@dave I just love that this whole conversation takes place after stuff is already broken
@dave I always ask for permission before I break stuff, what gives?
@harrison that @jont is a rebel. He's not constrained by rules. He's going places. Also, my phone auto corrected @jont to joint. Mind, blown.