Daring Fireball thinks I'm almost no one

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The bread and butter for high-end watch companies are aficionados who own multiple watches.

So far, so good.

Almost no one uses multiple smartwatches.

Daring Fireball just hurt my feelings and made me feel marginalized and invisible.

People might have old ones in a drawer, but just as with with phones, it’s only convenient to have one smartwatch in active use at a time.

And again, I am an outcast, muttering to myself as other humans take the long way around me for fear of contamination.

No comment on how many I own or once owned. Actually, I have no idea.

(All bought on Ebay or here or thru Slickdeals listings for almost nothing.)
(A few don’t work or never worked.)
(I’ve never owned an Apple Watch and have no plans to.)

Also own mechanical watches. Like mechanical watches too.

Only like expensive watches if I got an insane bargain or a gift.

Someone wanna gift me a Breitling for grins?

My favs are the G-shocks and the Garmin 235.

http://daringfireball.net/2017/04/double_down_on_mechanical_watches

Ok Daring Fireball is prob right about Swatch.

They might even be right about me.

I’m completely sure that if I wore a Breitling, I would look super cool and super competent all the time, and everyone would envy me and feel powerless in my presence.