Size: Approx. 40 x 16 x 2cm/ 15.7 x 6.3 x 0.78 inch (LxWxH)
3D printed fat belly pattern makes a funny and realistic visual effect, looks like your own belly when wearing it
Designed for anti-theft and anti-harassment effect for women and girls
Suitable for both men’s and women’s use
It’s also a creative gift for your family and friends
Heavily-duty shoulder straps with elaborate craftsmanship for strong durability
Premium PU leather and anti-scratch and wear resistance, waterproof and weather-resistant
Main large compartment offers enough room for holding a phone, earphones, wallet, business cards, cosmetics, keys, watches, pens, and other small daily stuff items
The whole “Dad-bod” thing kinda pisses me off, especially this ad. HE’S supposed to be cute for being so pudgy in his Speedo - but if they reversed it and SHE was the chubby one there’d be so much scorn for her.
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Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 10
Sure, if you keep pepper spray in it.
@awk Or a rat trap.
/giphy nope
Last time these sold out too fast so
/giphy drifting-dysfunctional-ball
I have a friend for whom this is weirdly perfect.
Perfect for Disney parks.
@medz or wal-mart. Gets you free ride on the electric cart.
The whole “Dad-bod” thing kinda pisses me off, especially this ad. HE’S supposed to be cute for being so pudgy in his Speedo - but if they reversed it and SHE was the chubby one there’d be so much scorn for her.
/buy
@CrazyJeff It worked! Your order number is: new-miraculously-barnacle
/image new miraculously barnacle
