Size: Approx. 40 x 16 x 2cm/ 15.7 x 6.3 x 0.78 inch (LxWxH)
3D printed fat belly pattern makes a funny and realistic visual effect, looks like your own belly when wearing it
Designed for anti-theft and anti-harassment effect for women and girls
Suitable for both men’s and women’s use
It’s also a creative gift for your family and friends
Heavily-duty shoulder straps with elaborate craftsmanship for strong durability
Premium PU leather and anti-scratch and wear resistance, waterproof and weather-resistant
Main large compartment offers enough room for holding a phone, earphones, wallet, business cards, cosmetics, keys, watches, pens, and other small daily stuff items
Ew gross!
If anyone wants to have a gut like that I’d like to think they’d at least want to enjoy the process. You know, a lifetime of fatty foods and deliciously unhealthy eating. Oh yum!
wow! fewer of these than the IRK and almost as hard to breakthrough to the purchase window! imagine if these became more coveted than a yella bag o’ burnt, broke baby parts!
/giphy judicious-nippy-gold
Specs
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
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Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 11 - Friday, Apr 15
/buy
@ruthersby It worked! Your order number is: disturbed-internal-cattle
/image disturbed internal cattle
Yes, mine is real. And it’s spectacular.
@SColburn Note quite enough hair to pass as mine, but yeah, it’s natural too.
/buy
@mdjst5 Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
@mediocrebot meh
I got a friend that is going to hate this.
/buy 1
@TuffGong Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
/buy
@jayman007 Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
@mediocrebot really?
I see why this broke the site. My wife is going to hate it. She hates fanny packs already. But this, oh my.
/giphy frightened-brash-earthquake
/buy
@werehatrack Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
/buy
@jayman007 Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
/buy
@mdjst5 Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
I thought it was an IRK
@skantlous Me too. It took me several minutes to get in. And I was trying three devices, two of which have separate cell plans.
It’s been a while since I was able to enjoy that catchy little ditty. It’s still a banger.
/buy 2
@wilstev Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
Ew gross!
Oh yum! 
If anyone wants to have a gut like that I’d like to think they’d at least want to enjoy the process. You know, a lifetime of fatty foods and deliciously unhealthy eating.
/buy
@shahnm Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
Took a few tries, I almost wish it didn’t go through lol
/image clever-elastic-sausage
/giphy clever-elastic-sausage
/buy
@jayman007 Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
Excellent White Elephant gift.
Finally. Damn Meh has slowed down.
/giphy misted-organized-illusionist
/buy
@werehatrack Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
As far as horrifying gag gifts go, one could do worse…
/image dejected-glib-mamba
/giphy dejected-glib-mamba
If I buy 1 thing from meh all year, please let it be this!
/buy
@jayman007 Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
/buy
@werehatrack Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
/buy
@n3uka Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
/giphy festering-rosy-button
I guess the meh gods heard me
/buy
@werehatrack Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
@werehatrack I guess the site isn’t going to let me buy one.
And then, when I went back to the main page, the rollover to the IRK had already happened - and sold out. So I missed both.
FTS.
/buy
@Vrysen Wow, these are selling fast and we’re busy processing other orders. Try again in a little bit.
/buy
@sammydog01 Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/buy
@mdjst5 Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
@mediocrebot ouch. 22 minutes of trying.
wow! fewer of these than the IRK and almost as hard to breakthrough to the purchase window! imagine if these became more coveted than a yella bag o’ burnt, broke baby parts!
/giphy judicious-nippy-gold
/buy
@Aryk Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/buy
@datruandi Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/giphy bye bye bye
@Ignorant Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
Waiting on the Scrote Tote.
@mike808 Probably illegal in Alabama.