It doesn't matter if you are on the west coast, east coast, or central - ok, central doesn't have crabs. But the war has begun, This crab is straight out of Compton.
@shrdlu in memory of deals.woot crab day (so much fun)
I'd offer my own dose of genuine awe, but I'm all out of it. It will take some time to procure more, but please, hello yourself ( /yourselves) to any of these other jars:
they're actually ganging up on a crab and kicking it out of its shell, then sorting themselves by size so they can figure out who fits the stolen shell best
who brought a lobster to a crab fight?
@mfladd
Someone who was hungry I'm assuming.
@sammydog01 did you just bring an octopus to a crab fight?
@sammydog01 how about a gaitor?
Be careful to keep them away from your little weiner....
@jaremelz
This dog will help:
@jaremelz don't fuck with me
@mfladd I take back what I said about your tiny weiner. You're too much of a pussy to pinch me.
@jaremelz Oh fuck...I was saving that gif - seriously. You bitch! :)
@mfladd Uh huh, too slow old crab,
@jaremelz but I waited because - you bring a crayfish/crawfish to a crab fight? Talk about under performing.
@jaremelz Just curious but what is your obsession with tiny male body parts? Small minds gotta know.
Food fight!
@rockblossom
@mfladd
Aww, man!
@hallmike ok, that is an awesome crab war gif.
Found a cool gif, but I had to download it, convert, and re-upload it. I'll post it later.
South coast has crabs. One of them bit my brain right outta my skull when i wuz a wee'un.
Unlike a crab, i never grew it back.
@f00l so that explains everything, including skinny dipping :)~
@mfladd
Cue music:
Nuttin from nuttin leaves nuttin...
Anyone got lightsaber crabs?
@f00l I think the chipmunks stole their lightsabers.
@rockblossom @f00l
This would have made the Redwall series so much more exciting.
@f00l You asked. I do.
@mfladd
Happy now!
@rockblossom That chipmunk gif was awesome!!!!
@f00l found another.
Also is this @JonT with a coconut crab?
Lunchtime!
A classic from Sony's disastrous E3 2006 press conference:
@mfladd and @f00l: This seems so apropos (and it will be my one and only statement).
@Shrdlu The nebula :) Appropriate.
@Shrdlu
I see a flower, a tortoise, a face, a koala, and other stuff depending on the angle i look at it.
@mfladd wow, totally missed that.
@mfladd
I know they say sharing is caring, but...
@FroodyFrog again..you are too quick. Slow the roll.
I do totally see the tortoise. But for the others I would cut back on the medication - or at least share. Puff..Puff..Pass. ;)
@mfladd
@Shrdlu
I needed a dose of genuine awe. Thx.
@f00l @Shrdlu
I'd offer my own dose of genuine awe, but I'm all out of it.
It will take some time to procure more, but please, hello yourself ( /yourselves) to any of these other jars:
You can even help yourself.
@FroodyFrog
What's interesting on that shelf? If i have to do just one, which one?
@f00l
I'd rather not ruin the fun. There's a reason they don't have labels on them.
@f00l
I think she might be an Herbal Witch. I am ok with that.
@FroodyFrog
You got green skin? Margaret Hamilton laugh?
@f00l We are going old school - you are old too :)
@f00l
I'm a blue poison dart frog.
@mfladd
@FroodyFrog
Smoked ganga on the plane to Manila with crew going to work on Apocalypse Now, so been around.
I often feel 25 but don't often look it.
FIGHT
@Lotsofgoats This is somehow disturbing. It's like the walking dead crab version.
@mfladd
@Lotsofgoats It's beautiful if you just decide they are fornicating.
@mikibell
@hallmike a crab train? - that ain't right!
@mfladd you can't hear it singing, "I wanna dance with somebody..."?
@mikibell No. But I see Techno Crab. (probably on Molly - he just needs a glowstick and a bottle of water)
they're actually ganging up on a crab and kicking it out of its shell, then sorting themselves by size so they can figure out who fits the stolen shell best
brutal
@Lotsofgoats
@hallmike listen it just doesn't seem advisable to search for crabs and sex while at work ok
@mikibell LOL...that thing keeps staring at me! And I just noticed it has teeth. Also turn on techno crab and then scroll up to yours - it works :)
@lotsofgoats
Just for you...
@Bluedragon07 That was awesome.
@Bluedragon07 OMG...East vs West crabs! Perfect.
We need a movie!
You've laid down a gauntlet, so to speak. You should consider disarming your troops now.
@jaremelz
I was just about to post the YouTube video showing the crabs amputating their own arms, but then i noticed which gif you posted...
At least i still have this:
@FroodyFrog
I wore my crab shirt to the polls the other day and plan on wearing it every single time I vote.
@xarous
Would they let me vote if i wore my shirt that says:
"Voting For STUPID"
?
@f00l They'd say you have to be more specific.
@cranky1950 Looks like Old Cutler Road