Corporate Conformance Training

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So, the current training module I’m mandated has what corporate obviously thought would be a cute little Einstein cartoon narrating the lessons. I can’t skip ahead or ffwd, so I’m forced to listen to a thick, halting, fake German accent, taking up twice as much time as necessary. So… congratulations?.. on making me hate one of my heroes. WTG, The Corporation, Inc

Unfortunately, I can’t select another language for this training, as it is targeted to our business area and not corporate-wide. I once took sexual harassment training in Turkish. I’m still no good at harassing.