Thank Meh for NO ROOMBA'S!!!

@Stallion So do my two girls, 4 and 7 years old.

@Stallion I wish they'd sell the kids ones again.

@phatmass They are definitely nice. I just looked back since I couldn't remember if they were the same price or cheaper and they were $6 for 2 ($3 each vs $4). I was thinking about it and these are 17oz, where the kid ones were 14oz. So in reality these aren't that much bigger and may be suitable for kids. I ordered 3 more all planned for kids (4+ years old)

Write up reminds me of the gin 'n tonics from Hitchhiker's Guide. Anyone remember those?

@KDemo gargle blasters? Or some such

"It is a curious fact, and one to which no-one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85 percent of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonyx, or gee-N’N-T’N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand variations on this phonetic theme. The drinks themselves are not the same, and vary between the Sivolvian ‘chinanto/mnigs’ which is ordinary water served just above room temperature, and the Gagrakackan ‘tzjin-anthony-ks’ which kills cows at a hundred paces; and in fact the only one common factor between all of them, beyond the fact that their names sound the same, is that they were all invented and named before the worlds concerned made contact with any other worlds."

@Moose - Exactly! Now I want one.

@KDemo Exxentricia Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6, HIGHLY recommends them. Arthur and Trillian - not so much.

@Ignorant; Agreed, its hilarious.

@Ignorant Seriously.

@Ignorant victor Borge!

@Ignorant I dunno. I felt like it lacked a certain spark, ya know? A certain vibrance, perhaps. A certain sort of... color.

@ninkorn shoot, I wish that was today's Meh. I want those, but not for full price!

@ninkorn I bought one of those retail at Amazon two years ago. Love it, abuse it, never worry about leakage, use it daily. I never had a funky scent or taste except the one time my wife used it for fruit tea. Took about two days of black tea for it to go away. I would have snatched another here but they all sold before I could hit the button.

@ninkorn have you used the good ole white vinegar and water trick, let it air dry.

@TaRDy she's a tall dwarf- no shame innit

@TaRDy maybe they know my ex: bad-vengeful-ginger

@Outofmymind A Contigo Autoseal Swish 17oz Water Bottle

@Outofmymind ...so you didn't read ALL the text then...

@ChadP Oh, I did, but I still don't understand what it is exactly. As in why would people purchase water bottles?A 2 litter holds 4x as much and costs only 88 cents here. It comes with a cap which makes it leak proof. If 68 ounces is too much however, it'll be a 1.25 for the 20 ounce version at the quickie mart!

@Outofmymind some of my best getto stories start out with what I put in an 88 cent 2 liter.

@denboy usually starts with a flask for me

@denboy I agree. Splurge the $1 get DrP, drink half, fill back up with Wild Turkey...in other not news I noticed the wife sat a package beside my office desk just now. Open it to see a flat 20x14ish bag less than a inch thick, I cut it open and it exploded into a queen size comforter. Smart packaging and shipping!

@Outofmymind you're living the life, my friend.

@Outofmymind I used to tell myself that, and then I got a nice insulated Thermos water bottle. Now I fill it up at the water cooler and pay $0.00 for water every day. It has paid for itself easily.

@Collin1000 I actually would have bought one of these for my dad if it held coffee. That makes sense, I mean if you spill a bit of water so what, but a push button 17 ounce coffee mug? Hell ya!

@Outofmymind and after you buy 4-5 of them it cost more than the bottle. Beside my 4 year old would never get the cap back on correctly.

@carrerascott That link now shows it as $9.99 (with Prime free shipping). It also says there are only two left, but more are coming.

@carrerascott That link is for the kids version. I'm not sure what the difference is, but there probably is something..

@kadagan they are both 17oz so shouldn't make a different, they hold the same amount of liquid.

@carrerascott Is the latching mechanism identical for the kids and adult versions? I'm not sure, it just seems like there would be some different in a kids version.

@Fej just how bad are we talking here? like "diesel fumes cause cancer driving on the freeway is bad for you" dangerous, or playing golf in a thunderstorm dangerous?

@Fej THEY'RE PUTTING ESTROGEN IN PLASTIC THAT COULD GIVE ME BREAST CANCER? And this shit hits the fan during BREAST CANCER Awareness month. Nice.

@Collin1000 no freaking idea. it's almost certainly at least a bit harmful but we don't know how much. not enough science and too much spin.

@Fej There's also plastic in your McDonalds homeboy. Calm down.

@Fej I live in California and everything within the state's boundary causes cancer.

@w4ffles_ Whew, good thing I left.

@Fej my wife's going thru menopause without hormone therapy- if there's estrogen in these, I'M BUYING 2700

@w4ffles_ I make this joke a lot and I get so sad when people don't get it. Someone will say something and I reply with "Well that's only known in the state of california" or "No, lead paint only causes cancer in the state of california." I like how we don't share our knowledge with other states too.

@yeondoo 안녕하세요~

@galmaegi 누구세영? ^^

@yeondoo ㅎ 뱃지 달고 있는 한국인팀 중 한 명이에요. 지난 번에 @ethanp 님이 인사하시길래 저도 한 번... ㅎㅎ

@galmaegi 반갑습니다~ 타지에서 고생 많으셔요~^^

@yeondoo @galmaegi ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ연두님은 약간 해뽐에서 연애인같으신분이에여. ㅎㅎ 전 해뽐에선 다른 아이디로 해서 잘 모르시겠지만요 ㅎㅎㅎ 한국시간 1시되면 바로 올려주시는 반 직원이라고해도 무방한 ㅎㅎㅎ 반가워요 연두님 항상 수고많으세요 ㅎㅎ

@choral_music your mediocre very person?

@SavvySapphire Embrace your uniquely human spiteful lack of reality, it's part of nature's brilliance.

@Mandamm Yes, please post them again! I missed them because I was very sick and I really would like to buy some!

@Mandamm I got mine in just a few days. I was surprised it showed up so fast.

@tenemu Got mine today. Was actually impressed with it for the price. It is much better than the $20-35 ones at wallyworld. Should it go back up again I would buy 3 more.

@wa27 now that's acting!

@wa27 I never thought kids could be infected by the insidious Hipster virus; I fear for our souls. Although it will pain me I must exorcise these poor children with my Maxwell House coffee grounds...

@wa27 I like these kids better.

@peas It's not your run-of-the-mill fleshlight—It's a spill-proof fleshlight.

@Al_Coholic Just be careful. Nutritional info for Humans is Serving Size 5 lbs, Servings per human 35. Calories per serving-8300 Ingredients- Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, cheetos,chicken by product, glamshirical, meat by products. May contain eggs, nuts and shellfish. So while water is the main ingredient it is deadly over consumed so add a drop of flavor to be safe.

@Outofmymind That's ok, I like nuts...

@Outofmymind That's why I buy diet water

@Mandamm water wasted?

@Glidde8 That's what she said; balling on a budget is tough...

@n2morrow You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

@umbrellacorp as a rule of thumb we try to not bleed or vomit on products during the shipping process.

@ChadP There's an upcharge for that.

@umbrellacorp Err... California

@RicoSuave Hotel California?

@umbrellacorp State of California

@Mehrsels yes, but you'll need the adaptor

@kadagan and cheese?

@kadagan these are indeed multi-platform compatable. Blackberry users may find the adaptor cords are difficult to source for older models.

@jrwofuga wow, tough customer

@adam2562 That's already mentioned above by Meh, including the $5 shipping fee for a total of $15.

@nadroj that would explain the smell...

@nadroj Poor ole Borge's dead, a candle lights his head....he looks so peaceful and so nice. He looks so calm and sweet, it's a shame that he can't keep, but it's summer and we're runnin' out of ice.

This was taught to us as young kids - it's a hard life here in the mountains, lemme tell you.