Because this thread was renamed (when I saw it on the list it had one name (which the URL reflects), clicking it showed a different name), I shall post what I was gonna post originally.
I love covfefe, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Covfefe and tea and the jiving and me
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!
I love java, sweet and hot
Whoops! Mr. Moto, I’m a covfefe pot
Shoot me the pot and I’ll pour me a shot
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!
Oh, slip me a slug from the wonderful mug
And I cut a rug till I’m snug in a jug
A slice of onion and a raw one, draw one.
Chock full o’Nuts is that heavenly covfefe,
Heavenly covfefe, heavenly covfefe.
Chock full o’Nuts is that heavenly covfefe,
Better covfefe a millionaire’s money can’t buy.
There once was a Prez from covfefe.
He had his own bathroom to go peepee.
He’d Twitter each day,
Even with not much to say,
And now he’s consulting his Ouija.
Because this thread was renamed (when I saw it on the list it had one name (which the URL reflects), clicking it showed a different name), I shall post what I was gonna post originally.
@PlacidPenguin auto correct giveth, and auto correct taketh away
Java Jive (I Like Covfefe, I Like Tea)
I love covfefe, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Covfefe and tea and the jiving and me
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!
I love java, sweet and hot
Whoops! Mr. Moto, I’m a covfefe pot
Shoot me the pot and I’ll pour me a shot
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!
Oh, slip me a slug from the wonderful mug
And I cut a rug till I’m snug in a jug
A slice of onion and a raw one, draw one.
Chock full o’Nuts is that heavenly covfefe,
Heavenly covfefe, heavenly covfefe.
Chock full o’Nuts is that heavenly covfefe,
Better covfefe a millionaire’s money can’t buy.
Sweet dreams are made of tweets.
Who is POTUS to disagree?
He’s traveled the world for bride number three.
Everybody is looking covfefe.
There once was a Prez from covfefe.
He had his own bathroom to go peepee.
He’d Twitter each day,
Even with not much to say,
And now he’s consulting his Ouija.
Well, we might not find that he’s guilty of colluding with the Russians and instead that the MSM has been lying… But at least we have his typos!
I feel like you will appreciate this:
