@dashcloud Lol- no, no, no, no, no! It's Pepsi AND wine - SEPARATELY - that I enjoy. NOT mixed together! (So gross!) But I will mix lemonade in with wine if I happen to buy a wine that doesn't taste good.
If for some horrible reason Meh decided to take all Irk videos past and future and lock them behind a paywall of, say $50 a month, I would camp out overnight for weeks to be the first person to turn over my credit card number.
Now I know you think this is hyperbole, but really it isn't. I love Irk that much. This is the best thing on the Internet and I cannot figure out how this doesn't have millions of views.
Oh, Irk, you do not want to see me in my office without coffee. That would not be a good thing at all. Luckily, Starbucks gives me stoppers for my coffee cup, and I'm determined not to waste a single sip so I'm very careful not to spill it.
I drink it in the morning before I shower and dress, primarily because it makes me shit.
I don't want to carry my coffee around with me because I don't want to have the urge to shit in random places, and because I would much prefer to drink a Coke, or a 7Up, or any number of varieties of single malt Scotch.
Espresso I enjoy drinking, but savoring it is more of a ritualistic experience that doesn't happen "on the go".
American coffee should be treated as the medication that it is, consumed before one wishes to blow the contents of one's bowels, and not carried from place to place. Unless, of course, you buy a $1 "McCafe" with your sausage biscuit, sausage McMuffin, or hot cakes ( they're fuckin' called PANCAKES - get with the program McDonalds ) with sausage, and need to transport it home where you can consume it prepatory to taking your morning dump prior to showering.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
@snapster I can't help but feel there's a missed opportunity here, even more so if you were selling very mediocre mugs, the kind Irk is vehemently against.
I don't drink coffee. So there's that.
@BillLehecka So what do you do when your caffeine stream gets too much blood in it?
Irk, were you burned in a horrible coffee incident as a child?
I would expect a twofer deal on portable coffee mugs (which I would probably bite for) with this vid.
@PenguinOnTheRox Mind reader!
@PenguinOnTheRox you were right!
@emci13 @jont
Irk, my sweet, if you're having problems with coffee then you should just switch to @pepsiwine.
@pepsiwine Talk about a gushing mess when it spills though. And on the floorboards of the car at that. In the southern sun in June. Oh my.
@pepsiwine I'm curious about your namesake drink- what flavors/ingredients do you use?
@dashcloud Lol- no, no, no, no, no! It's Pepsi AND wine - SEPARATELY - that I enjoy. NOT mixed together! (So gross!)
But I will mix lemonade in with wine if I happen to buy a wine that doesn't taste good.
If for some horrible reason Meh decided to take all Irk videos past and future and lock them behind a paywall of, say $50 a month, I would camp out overnight for weeks to be the first person to turn over my credit card number.
Now I know you think this is hyperbole, but really it isn't. I love Irk that much. This is the best thing on the Internet and I cannot figure out how this doesn't have millions of views.
Well done, guys. Again.
Yep. Let's do this.
Moar Contigo mugs.
Oh, Irk, you do not want to see me in my office without coffee. That would not be a good thing at all. Luckily, Starbucks gives me stoppers for my coffee cup, and I'm determined not to waste a single sip so I'm very careful not to spill it.
Just get a good thermos, one with a screw on cap
Coffee ( the American variety ) is a laxative.
I drink it in the morning before I shower and dress, primarily because it makes me shit.
I don't want to carry my coffee around with me because I don't want to have the urge to shit in random places, and because I would much prefer to drink a Coke, or a 7Up, or any number of varieties of single malt Scotch.
Espresso I enjoy drinking, but savoring it is more of a ritualistic experience that doesn't happen "on the go".
American coffee should be treated as the medication that it is, consumed before one wishes to blow the contents of one's bowels, and not carried from place to place. Unless, of course, you buy a $1 "McCafe" with your sausage biscuit, sausage McMuffin, or hot cakes ( they're fuckin' called PANCAKES - get with the program McDonalds ) with sausage, and need to transport it home where you can consume it prepatory to taking your morning dump prior to showering.
Coffee - it makes you shit.
@eyewerks Medication? Works for me!
@eyewerks I don't think McDonalds are legally allowed to call them pancakes.
Little things used to stick to me.
Like spilt beverages.
Especially when I was mowing and drinking the back fohty. Not anymore though.
I quit drinking and mowing.
Please Irk, don't drink and drive. It's prom season.
I haven't have many coffee spilling experiences... Maybe Irk should make friends with some less clumsy people.
@katylava Some of the fun people are clumsy. Seems a reasonable tradeoff.
MightyMug check them out
@Bdorsino Bubba's betta
@cranky1950 I swear by my Bubba. Just don't put it in the dishwasher.
@medz idiot shaming is a thing now...whoodathunk
And what's the deal with airplane food!?
@Trask Immodium
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
@snapster I can't help but feel there's a missed opportunity here, even more so if you were selling very mediocre mugs, the kind Irk is vehemently against.
Hey Irk... check this out:
@thismyusername I so wish they had something like that for a full cup of coffee and used k cups.