@mossygreen They are the best white elephant gift I could ask for. Well, the remote controlled fart machine was the best, but that gag was used last year.
Aww, come on. Unlike the commenters above, the ones I ordered during the Meh-rathon for a buck more a piece havenât even been delivered yet. You could have at least waited until I had mine in-hand before selling them at a cheaper price. Meh.
@Ignorant⊠It was a pain to refresh daily as it is to keep the streak alive⊠Now I have to click a 2nd page to see where I am⊠Stupid f-in decision to eliminate the one reason I visit⊠To see my streak
@djslack I bought them during the mehrathon in gator color for my son. There were only small sizes available. He likes wearing things most people wouldnât, and will probably hit the beach with them!
@katbyter nope, thatâs the daybreak or morning rise or whatever itâs called. Itâs the meh deal for the TV crowd. VMP doesnât get a discount on that.
Saw these and I rejoiced because they are uglier than my actual feet but then I find only folks with pixy flippers can get a pair that fits. Iâm angry.
I actually want a pair for my 3yo son, but I want the pair in the picture, not the other colors they offer. Not fair Meh to post the cool looking alligator feet but not actually offer them.
I bought them last time and wish the advice was available then to buy them a half a size smaller. That said, these are awesome. My kid thinks so, too. My husband vehemently disagrees. (Tough. Heâs outnumbered.)
Be warnedâŠI have a pair of official crocs and croc sandals. Both are disgusting to wear without socks because your feet instantly start sweating. Sooooo, youâre gonna look even more awesome with your crocs and socks. Chicks swoon over that look.
Specs
Whatâs in the Box?
1x Pair of Clawz Clogs
Price Comparison
$29.99 at Amazon for kids and adults
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Wednesday, July 15th - Monday, July 20th
Great for blind dates!
@akadamia itâs a great test to find out if theyâre really blind.
But mine were just deliverd!
@hchavers And what do you think of them?
@mossygreen They are the best white elephant gift I could ask for. Well, the remote controlled fart machine was the best, but that gag was used last year.
@hchavers
Do they run large?
@mediocrebot ok this bit needs to be retired now.
Wow, those look as good as they will inevitably smell
Menâs 10 is the largest?
@jayman007 Unfortunately. I wear 10 1/2 and tried a 10, my big toe is pressed right to the edge
@lilsrm123 Aw, man- so the âruns bigâ thing isnât true?
@jayman007 @lilsrm123 Get the grinder out and fix that toe!
@lilsrm123 @Pony I wear a size 9.5 but used their size guide thingy
and my foot measures 10.5 in. meaning I should get the M10 ÂŻ_(ă)_/ÂŻ
How old do you take us for??
Mine are already deliveredâŠ
Reptar rawr
Are we not men? We are Reptar
@craigthom @arbdef I miss the Rugrats
What the entire fuck are these now ?
Fun. But no.
Additional bonus to resist, not my size
You making fun of my feet?
@norman8 Only if you did not negotiate a royalty.
What the heck are these? Iâm all for weird things to wear, but this goes above and beyond anything anything Iâd willingly wear.
Should I buy orange or black?
@mossygreen No.
@heartny Huh, so your vote is blue, pink or white? Weird.
@mossygreen Buy one pair of orange and one of black; then wear two different colors â perfect for halloween!
@mossygreen No, not blue, gator, green, pink, red or white either.
@mossygreen @phendrick And for Flyers fans.
@mossygreen Get orange and black, but cut the toe nails off and switch them.
So if you were looking for that special something that will draw attention to you kid and possibly get their butt kicked, you just found it.
@somf69 who you callin kid
No purple at all and no orange in a decent menâs size. meh.
@uncleop I love purple.
Aww, come on. Unlike the commenters above, the ones I ordered during the Meh-rathon for a buck more a piece havenât even been delivered yet. You could have at least waited until I had mine in-hand before selling them at a cheaper price. Meh.
@The_Tim welcome to the Meh fan club
@The_Tim The curse of the bleeding edge.
@The_Tim Oh shit, I bought them then too! Damn you @mediocrebot, you are not awesome right now!
VAN MURALS! GROUND SQUIRRELS! SPIT CURLS! AWESOME!
Meh also offers unisex clicks for free.
Why the fuck did I just buy those.
/giphy literal-disturbing-breakfast
At least theyâre not Crocs.
Iâd come up with my own witty comment but this pretty much says it all
Can anyone provide guidance on the kids sizes? Iâm traveling for work but I believe my 6 year old is like a 12/1 and 4 year old is like a 10.
Worth every penny!
@stardate820926 but none of the dollars
I see no possible occasion to wear these ugly shoes except maybe as part of a Halloween costume.
@tngrannyd I do a mermaid parade with my friends every year and i think this will be fun footwear
@tngrannyd My T-Rex obsessed 3 year old would disagree.
@tngrannyd Gardening.
Curiously enough, bullies probably wouldnât be chasing you if you werenât wearing these
@nolrak Iâm pretty sure that was the joke.
I wear 13âs. Ya know what I mean?
@JdgSaga You mean, these wonât fit you?
@hchavers @JdgSaga
What if I wear 15s? Any chance?
I thought my white New Balances looked bad
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
@nashw I feel youâŠconsider my Cheerioâs pissed in.
Why can I not track my meh clicks on the main page anymore?
@mbimeh also, Iâm very disappointed there are no size 11 in âcrocâ color.
@mbimeh IS it someplace else? I finally broke my personal record of 135 in a row and now its gone?
@richmondhokie itâs here https://meh.com/@richmondhokie
@Ignorant⊠It was a pain to refresh daily as it is to keep the streak alive⊠Now I have to click a 2nd page to see where I am⊠Stupid f-in decision to eliminate the one reason I visit⊠To see my streak
@mbimeh @richmondhokie Complain here: https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh-button-stats-missing
those holes in the bottom- thatâs where your dignity drains out.
@alacrity i am pretty sure the wearers have no dignity left
I donât know which is worse, these clogs or my decision to buy them. But heck, they will be fun this summer as I garden. Donât judge.
I thought about buying these as a joke for my brother who wears crocs when boating, but no big feet sizing. Meh.
Iâm surprised there arenât any purple dinosaur @Barney feet available.
@RiotDemon Yeah, bummer.
/giphy but why
Aww man⊠I genuinely want these, but Iâm in a menâs 13.
Sad face!
/giphy what are those!?!?!?
If the gator color existed in my size, I would probably:
Also, there should be more products on Meh that warrant âlol what the shitâ as the primary feature listed.
@djslack I bought them during the mehrathon in gator color for my son. There were only small sizes available. He likes wearing things most people wouldnât, and will probably hit the beach with them!
@djslack @mfladd âHe likes wearing things most people wouldnât,â
Thatâs why I bought pairs for my wife and I.
This is sort of thing is one of the reasons my wife married me. She liked marrying someone that most women wouldnât.
No purple? For that reason alone, meh.
@katbyter I love purple.
If it were not for the word âfâuglyâ, these would be indescribable.
@bgammill respect the fuck counter. When you mean fucking ugky you say fucking ugly. Fugly is weak.
@bgammill Remember when everyone thought Crocs were the ugliest shoes in existence? Welp, not anymore, Clawz are much worse.
What happened to âclick days in a rowâ? How can I feed my OCD?
What. Da. Fuck.
And the make you look like a giant monster feet are only available in small sizes? I do not get the logic
So these are actually cheaper at morningsave.com for VMP?
@katbyter nope, thatâs the daybreak or morning rise or whatever itâs called. Itâs the meh deal for the TV crowd. VMP doesnât get a discount on that.
this has got to be the worst thing iâve ever seen in my life, and iâm a garbage man.
/giphy respective-pertinent-morning
@adamwesv What an ironic order number and giphyâŠ
Saw these and I rejoiced because they are uglier than my actual feet but then I find only folks with pixy flippers can get a pair that fits. Iâm angry.
*Clawgs
Sandy Claws huh? (Nobody will understand this amazing reference)
@TacoGuy910 Ooo, Iâm really scared! So youâre the guy everybodies talking about. Hah!
These are not for the mentally stable because there ainât no sanity claws.
I will order these. I will wear them and wait to be beaten unmercifully about the head and shouldersâŠSweet release.
Lovely.
Oh Gawd, NO! How much did u have to drink to pick these?
I actually want a pair for my 3yo son, but I want the pair in the picture, not the other colors they offer. Not fair Meh to post the cool looking alligator feet but not actually offer them.
@bsmith624 Your 3yo son would probably dig any other color too
@bsmith624 they are available in some sizes; itâs not like they were never there.
Bought one for each grand kid.
neglectful-elastic-vacation
I⊠no.
My 20 year old daughter wanted them. I doubt they will ever be worn. She was just mad black was gone in her size.
horrible-quarrelsome-oyster
A âmehâ button is not enough. I needed a âkill it with fireâ button.
Did you guys win too many of these at an arcade?
Who is buying these hideous things?
@kittykat9180 I am
@kittykat9180 Theyâre already here. I guess I should try them on and see if they fit.
Nope, donât fit. Size 10 are too small for my 10.5. So much for running large.
Now this is the kind of weird-ass shit I expect from meh.
/giphy active-awkward-sparrow
Doing my part to support the boycott. I promise not to buy these ugly-ass shoes that arenât even in my size.
/giphy resist
/giphy fitting valuable hippopotamus
@salaosantiago Wow. How do I set this as a background on somebody elseâs iPhone?
/image instant sex appeal
AT first glance, I thought it said âUnsexy clogs.â
@PocketBrain These will probably ensure perpetual celibacy anyways.
How were these not offered earlier in the year, with delivery by April 1st?
I bought them last time and wish the advice was available then to buy them a half a size smaller. That said, these are awesome. My kid thinks so, too. My husband vehemently disagrees. (Tough. Heâs outnumbered.)
POPSOCKETS! COURT DOCKETS! FOLK ROCK HITS! AWESOME!
/giphy acid-hallowed-stork
Be warnedâŠI have a pair of official crocs and croc sandals. Both are disgusting to wear without socks because your feet instantly start sweating. Sooooo, youâre gonna look even more awesome with your crocs and socks. Chicks swoon over that look.
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
/giphy operative-lucrative-oxygen
Got them for my niece to wear after she gets out of the pool. I think she will like them!
The claws are high up in front⊠you wonât be leaving any clawed footprints in the sand/dirt. Whereâs the fun in that?
@ArmchairGamer âWhen you saw just one pair of footprints⊠it was then I was wearing my Godzilla shoes.â
Anybody out there got a guess on which paints (acrylic crafting paints?) would adhere to these? I have Plans.
@madamehardy They make specific markers for these, and youâre in luck⊠we have a few of them. I just donât have them live yet. Stay tuned
@troy You are my hero. Thank you.
@madamehardy @troy I still have leftover paint (flat black) from repainting my mailbox. Think it would work to paint the toenails?
@madamehardy @rockblossom @troy yes! That sounds great! I want to see a pic after the nails are painted!
@madamehardy Here they are!
Thatâs a hard âMehâ for me on these things.
Clicked meh, but still tried to purchase Gator style. Just about all sold out. :|
No Gator, no sale. Maybe theyâll come around again.
@ellett Nope
@ellett @troy See? The boycott is working!
/giphy feisty-innate-dill
/giphy feisty
/giphy innate
/giphy dill
Yes! Just in time for Motherâs Day! I was struggling with a gift idea for my wife from the kidsâŠThank you Meh!
This is bad and you should feel bad.
Why the hell not??
/giphy unified-tinted-turkey
/giphy trendy-nosy-key
/giphy garrulous-perforated-vein
/giphy lofty-furious-jackrabbit
Biggest size was too small for menâs size 13.
@medz
/giphy humble brag
Nothing for us ogres who wear size14/15.
im a simple man
i see croc croc feet, i buy em
thanks meh.com, for furthering my croc habit
It took all day, but the answer was orange.
/giphy drifting-reputable-humor
@mossygreen Huh. Giphy included the orange as well.
/giphy statuesque-tainted-desk
âunisexâ, as in sex one time a year?
Wow meh. I had low expectations but damn, you lowered it. I got two right sided shoes.
@ishoppe247 Think about the guy/gal who got the other set. Meh thinks they have two left feet.
@ishoppe247 @rockblossom The childrenâs size 9/10 orange pair I ordered came with two left feet. Mehâs shipping a replacement.
@ArmchairGamer They came with two left feet?
Do you know whose feet they were? Are you sending them back?
But how were the shoes?
@rockblossom I think they were feet from this show: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101081/
Meh didnât ask me to send them back, but Iâll keep them around for future DNA analysis.
Still havenât shipped. My feet are getting impatient.
@rockblossom Yeah, Iâm still waiting, too.
@rockblossom I submitted two orders. Got one but the other is still processing. I need these to embarrass my family by next week!
Cmon meh! I have 2 barefoot kiddos running around. Hurry it up!! đŠ¶ đŠ¶
Makes my crazy chickens happy that I sort of match them â not really, but I love them!!
Sent me two left feet anyone else have that problem with right feet
@gsager Yes. https://meh.com/forum/topics/clawz-unisex-clogs-1#5cb7c994ad7e16079079d4e6
I need a few pairs for my nieceâs baby
@cdub1868 you can find them here: https://morningsave.com/market?q=clawz