Cinoclav Brackets: The Effete 8

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Well, we’re down to eight of the most effete of the mediocre offerings ever to take up space on the home page.

Cinockav’s Field of 32 down to 8:

Left Bracket
1: Power Banks v Vacs
2: Flashlights v Meh T-Shirts

Right Bracket
3: Comforters v Bubba Bottles
4: Headphones v Knives

These products have proven themselves to be utterly ineffective at losing to far, far more worthy of products (such as the beloved-by-all PopSockets) in this loser takes all contest from the goat brain of @Cinoclav.