Cinoclav Brackets: The Effete 8

mike808 thought this was worth mentioning said

Well, we’re down to eight of the most effete of the mediocre offerings ever to take up space on the home page.

Cinockav’s Field of 32 down to 8:

Left Bracket
1: Power Banks v Vacs
2: Flashlights v Meh T-Shirts

Right Bracket
3: Comforters v Bubba Bottles
4: Headphones v Knives

These products have proven themselves to be utterly ineffective at losing to far, far more worthy of products (such as the beloved-by-all PopSockets) in this loser takes all contest from the goat brain of @Cinoclav.