Cinoclav Brackets: The Effete 8
5Well, we’re down to eight of the most effete of the mediocre offerings ever to take up space on the home page.
Cinockav’s Field of 32 down to 8:
Left Bracket
1: Power Banks v Vacs
2: Flashlights v Meh T-Shirts
Right Bracket
3: Comforters v Bubba Bottles
4: Headphones v Knives
These products have proven themselves to be utterly ineffective at losing to far, far more worthy of products (such as the beloved-by-all PopSockets) in this loser takes all contest from the goat brain of @Cinoclav.
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At the end of the day, aren’t we all the losers here?
@therealjrn
/giphy yay for losers!
@moonhat @therealjrn
/giphy lay for users
@therealjrn @UncleVinny that’s pretty good, Vin-man.
Didn’t I tell you that wasn’t the name?
My bracket picks:
Power Banks v Meh T-shirts
and
Bubba Bottles v Knives
for the final 4.
Meh T-shirts will take down Knives for the win.
@mike808 agreed - see below …
Left Bracket
1: Power Banks v Vacs
PB
2: Flashlights v Meh T-Shirts
MTS
Right Bracket
3: Comforters v Bubba Bottles
BB
4: Headphones v Knives
K
PB v MTS
MTS
BB v K
K
MTS v whatever else
MTS
And
/image candy corn
And
/image Cats
Beloved by all? Or beloved by a minority of losers?
PS: I went back and checked. In the battle of fidget-spinners vs pop-sockets, I was on the losing team…
@UncleVinny I win every time!
@UncleVinny Well, there is that, @shahnm…but consider this: You lose every time as well!
/giphy breaking even
I’m 11 and 13 so far - yay!