Christmas is upon us! Welcome to TaRDy's Goat Non-test!

TaRDy thought this was worth mentioning said Wed, Dec 23rd 2015 at 11:46pm ET

Hey everyone, welcome to my goat of the month non-test as in non contest. That's right, get hyped for nothing.

FAQ:
Q: What happens if I win?

A: Nothing!

There are two ways to play.

Version 1:
Post what you think the person above you deserves for Christmas as if they were your Secret Santa recipient. Bonus points if you actually get them that gift!

Version 2:
Post what you wished you got for Christmas but were completely devastatingly disappointed because you didn't get it and it was all my fault.

Does this whole thing make any sense? We will see.

Sorry I'm TaRDy and Season's Bleatings to you all!

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djslack said Wed, Dec 23rd 2015 at 11:50pm ET:

I'd get the person above me a new watch. Maybe even a smart watch with reminders!

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thismyusername said Wed, Dec 23rd 2015 at 11:52pm ET:

dang it this was supposed to be for the goat.
sorry @djslack hope you like sodium.

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- @thismyusername I'm ambivalent on sodium, but I might not be getting enough cobalt in my diet. Thanks!
  
  djslack said Wed, Dec 23rd 2015 at 11:55pm ET
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sammydog01 said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 12:05am ET:

I'd get the person above me an new app for their phone.

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- @sammydog01 so either you hate my username... or you like it (reviews sitting at 1.5 stars ;) ) Either way... thanks! Happy holidays!
  
  thismyusername said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 12:15am ET
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- @thismyusername OK, you can have a puppy too.
  
  sammydog01 said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 8:58am ET
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- @thismyusername I think your username is awesome btw :)
  
  luvche21 said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 12:46pm ET
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luvche21 said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 12:55am ET:

Version 2 here: @TaRDy, it's totally your fault that I never needed a speaker dock until Meh stopped selling them. I've been waiting a couple months now that I actually need one, and there are none for sale. :(

It's also your fault that my wife doesn't think I should spend money on a toy drone.

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- @luvche21 because you greedily chose option 2, I play version 1 for @sammydog01.
  
  Sorry @sammydog01, COAL for you!
  BAAAAH humbug!
  
  Also sorry about that, I am hoping to keep a SDF free reign if I can help it.
  
  TaRDy said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 1:02am ET
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- @TaRDy You better watch out, you better not cry...
  
  sammydog01 said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 9:04am ET
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- @TaRDy So me complaining gave @sammydog01 coal huh. Sorry @sammydog01!
  
  luvche21 said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 1:17pm ET
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denboy said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 11:23am ET:

@luvche21 think you might be needing this for christmas for missing all those speaker dock opportunities.

Not getting a cheerson will need these

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- @denboy
  
  Gotta love tiny violins.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 11:33am ET
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- @denboy Yeah, kinda missed my opportunity way too many times for the speaker dock, but I sure have been waiting patiently for next time. It's been what, 2 months at least?
  
  I need a little waaa waaaaa waaaaaa from this trombone too:
  
  luvche21 said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 12:57pm ET
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connorbush said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 1:00pm ET:

'tis all I wanted.

Instead--I got a camera bag for camera that I already own :-( it is all your fault!!!!

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Smitty2525 said Thu, Dec 24th 2015 at 1:32pm ET:

Ok I the person above me should get a for Christmas

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kdemo said Fri, Dec 25th 2015 at 12:34am ET:

For the person above me, because @Cranky1950 and to save on prescription expenses:

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