About chocolate…
My new chocolate go to because I don’t like it too sweet or too rich has been Ben & Jerry’s Dirt Cake ice cream. OMG IS IT GOOD! Only one (maybe two) bites at a time because it’s a BIG no no for me. 🫣
Dark chocolate… I want it bordering on bitter, nothing sweet. (Supposedly loving bitter foods and drinks makes you statistically more likely to be a psychopath, but I haven’t killed anyone yet)
My go-to is a bag of dark chocolate chips poured into a tall old plastic food container. A tablespoon stuck in it. I try to confine myself to one tablespoon a day, but …
@romellex Yeah. That episode of Brooklyn 99 ruined me. I realized I could just eat the chips out of the bag and skip the buttery portion of the cookies.
Yes, please.
/giphy chocolate
@Thumperchick
@macromeh @Thumperchick
/giphy likes harder
/giphy meh
@lisagd You don’t like chocolate?
@Kyeh I could take it or leave it. I don’t not like it, but I seldom desire it.
@lisagd I’m a little more enthusiastic about it than you, but I often prefer other things.
About chocolate…
🫣
My new chocolate go to because I don’t like it too sweet or too rich has been Ben & Jerry’s Dirt Cake ice cream. OMG IS IT GOOD! Only one (maybe two) bites at a time because it’s a BIG no no for me.
Dark chocolate… I want it bordering on bitter, nothing sweet. (Supposedly loving bitter foods and drinks makes you statistically more likely to be a psychopath, but I haven’t killed anyone yet)
@OnionSoup As long as they put down the chocolate and slowly back away without trying to make eye contact, they’re probably safe.
@OnionSoup @werehatrack Good unsweet dark chocolate just makes you “intelligent.”
But then again that is the profile for most psychopaths.
@OnionSoup
/giphy give me all your chocolate
bah on the giphys, i even tried giphy.com and it won’t give me what i want.
okay let’s try image
/image give me all your chocolate and no one gets hurt
@Cerridwyn @OnionSoup
/giphy “A.I. chocolate”
My go-to is a bag of dark chocolate chips poured into a tall old plastic food container. A tablespoon stuck in it. I try to confine myself to one tablespoon a day, but …
@romellex Same, but I usually put some peanut butter on the spoon before I dip it into the dark chocolate chips.
@romellex Yeah. That episode of Brooklyn 99 ruined me. I realized I could just eat the chips out of the bag and skip the buttery portion of the cookies.
(Skip to 2:30)
@pakopako @romellex Hah - and I prefer the buttery portion of the cookies! (I really like the combo, though.)
@Kyeh @pakopako @romellex I like the combination: salty + buttery + chocolate.
Even better when chased with a nice hoppy IPA (or black coffee)!
@macromeh @pakopako @romellex
Coffee -
BitterHoppy IPA -@Kyeh @macromeh @romellex buttery is decadent, but it’s also… Well butter; fattening.
Well more fattening than the refined sugar I’m chugging.
These last few years I’ve replaced butter with bananas (so chocolate chips, salt, and a banana) to help fight the odd-time-of-the-day cravings.
Still one of my favorites
@chienfou That one’s good, and so are the others of that barnd at Aldi, though a couple of them are not my jam.