BROKEN NEWS: Emoji 5.0

Remember when we dropped those sweet new Unicode 9.0 emojis into the forums so you could be all or but hopefully not or even for whatever reason. That was cool. And then remember June 2017? The Paris Climate Agreement, that British snap election, Unicode 10.0, and a handful of just terrible things? Well, reach back and imagine that we are telling you this then.

Today we give you Unicode 10.0 emojis!! State of the June 2017 pictograms you can use to fill the emotionally expressive void we all call the Internet. Now you can be attacked by a and a and summon a… and, I don’t know, maybe a , don your and kick some ! Listen, we don’t have donkeys yet, and that zebra is close.

Oh, y’all also seem to want a Colbert face, so…

Here are all 76 new emojis:

Let’s do this again soon. Maybe, say, June?