Helps to relieve pain in the spine and buttocks by shifting the tailbone when sitting and reducing pressure on the pelvis
Orthopedic firmness offers exceptional lumbar support for the treatment of hemorrhoids, coccyx injury, sciatica and pressure sores
High-tech innovative gel/memory foam hybrid
Ergonomic design features a contoured compact viscoelastic memory foam core with a cooling gel layer on top
Due to the compacted foam mixture and the recess in the center, the painful area is prevented from touching the seat
Comfortable even after surgery and offers an ideal mixture of maximum sitting comfort and orthopedic firmness
Underside is made of a non-slip material that ensures the pad stays in place and will not shift or slide on any surface and can also be used as bbl pillow after surgery
Suitable as an ergonomic chair cushion at home, the office, in the car, or as a wheelchair cushion
Can also be used as a coccyx cushion when traveling by train or plane
You know whose butt really needs our support? David Hasselhoff’s! Bro turns 71 in July, and you gotta know his cannister is getting fewer wolf whistles than it did in the go-go 1980s. What can you do today to support DH’s ass? Something to ponder, surely.
@mediocrebot Does this Blue Man Group reject have ectrodactyly? I hear he tried to start a band called Blue Lobster Cult but had to change the name because it sounded too much like Blue Oyster Cult.
What… what is happening here? I came here to make a joke about a foam ass donut creating a resonance chamber to turn my squeaky Elmo farts into Barry White love emissions. And what do I find? Evidence of Skynet slightly missing the mark on achieving sentience… I guess we’re safe for now?
@MarkDaSpark I want my hour back NOW, not in October and with no interest paid on the loan. Friggin’ government idiots and golfers.
Anyone with chops will tell you how DST messes up your circadian rhythms more than lack of ozone does.
@MarkDaSpark@yakkoTDI I have a collection of about 50 watches. It was a nightmare to change them all twice a year, even though I just changed them as I wore them. Don’t get me started about changing batteries–they didn’t even all use the same kind.
@lisagd I only have 7 watches and I hated the time change. I stopped wearing them because I haven’t got around to learning how to change the batteries and $10 a watch every 2 years at the Fossil store was too much.
@lisagd@yakkoTDI
If the time is gonna stop changing it makes NO SENSE to stick to DST as the yr around time. The purpose for time zones is to split up the 24 hours to keep people from using whatever the fuck they want. Why not just set it ahead 2 hours and keep it that way so it is light later in the winter too…
@MarkDaSpark@phendrick It’s not DST that messes people up, it’s the sudden jump. And these days, most of us are in offices/ manufacturing facilities/ other enclosed spaces all day, wasting winter sunlight in artificial settings. DST gives us a chance at seeing some sunlight for something other than a blinding morning commute.
@mtb002 Yes, the actual health/medico utility of this item is dubious. The subluxatiousness of your assphalt-cobalt ratio cannot be overcome by herpetological oleate.
Has anyone actually tried this? I have sciatica issues, largely from sitting (usually cross legged, to keep pressure off my long tailbone) but also from having a horrible clingy pupper who insists that the only place she feels safe and snuggled at night is from my crotch to my ankles. Obviously this won’t help with the latter, but it may help with the former.
Specs
Product: Bonmedico Firm Orthopedic Memory Foam Donut Pillow
Model: B01MXEEK6J
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$43.20 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Mar 16 - Monday, Mar 20
This can be “my pillow” cheaper!
But don’t donuts attract ants?
@phendrick My pillow? This thing looks more like an ass hole.
@phendrick @yakkoTDI …wouldn’t be the first time « My Pillow guy » and « ass hole » are associated. or should I say ass-ociated?.
Her feat are yuuuuuuuuge
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
To have the toilet seat feeling all day long. Be careful not have a brown daydream.
/showme an ass made of memory foam
@mediocrebot that’s actually pretty good. would probably buy one if it existed.
@haydesigner
@mediocrebot @pmarin good news!
https://thebuttresspillow.com/
@majorpun @mediocrebot @pmarin
You know whose butt really needs our support? David Hasselhoff’s! Bro turns 71 in July, and you gotta know his cannister is getting fewer wolf whistles than it did in the go-go 1980s. What can you do today to support DH’s ass? Something to ponder, surely.
/showme the human embodiment of orthopedic firmness
/showme David Hasselhoff sitting on a donut pillow at the beach
@mediocrebot I guess he’s hungry
@heartny @mediocrebot this feeds my soul, thank you.
@heartny @UncleVinny Looks like after he rescued someone from a wrecked nuc sub. …I remember that episode…
/showme Memory Foam Donut Pillow with frosting
@mediocrebot eating enough of those will put a pillow on your butt.
It looks like a bear trap for sore asses
/showme the human embodiment of orthopedic firmness
The /showme command is a member feature. Join membership to try it out.
@mediocrebot oh booooo to youuuuuuu
@mediocrebot @UncleVinny I got ya.
@blaineg I always tell anyone who’ll listen that you’re the very soul of charity
/showme man with donut pillow stuck to his bum on a city bus
@mediocrebot Does this Blue Man Group reject have ectrodactyly? I hear he tried to start a band called Blue Lobster Cult but had to change the name because it sounded too much like Blue Oyster Cult.
This is the kind of thing that one generally does not admit needing.
/showme a fit gentleman with a donut pillow for a bum
/showme angry man with donut pillow instead of a bum
/showme keanu reeves sitting on a donut pillow
/showme keanu reeves eating a donut pillow
@mediocrebot Aww, Keanu loves his donut
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What… what is happening here? I came here to make a joke about a foam ass donut creating a resonance chamber to turn my squeaky Elmo farts into Barry White love emissions. And what do I find? Evidence of Skynet slightly missing the mark on achieving sentience… I guess we’re safe for now?
@blaadnort That’s what they want you to believe.
@blaadnort @yakkoTDI The donut is a lie.
Just a little reminder!
@MarkDaSpark Thankfully I no longer have clocks that need to be manually adjusted anymore.
@MarkDaSpark 30 minute notice and most have probably gone to bed already…
But thanks for the thought.
@MarkDaSpark I want my hour back NOW, not in October and with no interest paid on the loan. Friggin’ government idiots and golfers.
Anyone with chops will tell you how DST messes up your circadian rhythms more than lack of ozone does.
@MarkDaSpark @yakkoTDI Stove & microwave are (oh & cars) are all that’s left. My wife’s car is now correct as she never bothered to change it.
@MarkDaSpark My preference would be to stay DST. Love those late summer evenings here in the western side of eastern.
@MarkDaSpark @phendrick We could stay on DST all year and not have to adjust any more. I’d much rather have more daylight in the evening.
@MarkDaSpark @yakkoTDI I have a collection of about 50 watches. It was a nightmare to change them all twice a year, even though I just changed them as I wore them. Don’t get me started about changing batteries–they didn’t even all use the same kind.
@lisagd I only have 7 watches and I hated the time change. I stopped wearing them because I haven’t got around to learning how to change the batteries and $10 a watch every 2 years at the Fossil store was too much.
@lisagd @yakkoTDI
If the time is gonna stop changing it makes NO SENSE to stick to DST as the yr around time. The purpose for time zones is to split up the 24 hours to keep people from using whatever the fuck they want. Why not just set it ahead 2 hours and keep it that way so it is light later in the winter too…
@lisagd @MarkDaSpark @yakkoTDI How many wrists do you have??
@MarkDaSpark @phendrick It’s not DST that messes people up, it’s the sudden jump. And these days, most of us are in offices/ manufacturing facilities/ other enclosed spaces all day, wasting winter sunlight in artificial settings. DST gives us a chance at seeing some sunlight for something other than a blinding morning commute.
Is the implication that if you’re over 198lbs this pillow won’t support you?
@dkaine No you just have to buy two; one for each cheek. And then fly around like the Nebuchadnezzar hover-ship in the Matrix movies.
@blaadnort That’s a perfect image, thank you. Ordering 4, so I can float around like Baron Harkonnen.
@blaadnort /image baron harkonnen
@dkaine /showme baron harkonnen
@dkaine You should be able to subtract the weight of your legs to arrive at the 198# limit.
Still baffled by 198#, why not just say 200#?
@dkaine @iggy71 one pound for each 100? You know. Like pennies.
@blaadnort @dkaine / commands need to be at the start of a line.
/showme also has to be a comment, not a reply
@blaadnort @blaineg ahhhh, I was wondering what I was doing wrong. Thanks! First time I actually used them.
Heh heh heh they said coccyx
/image beavis and butthead
FYI, lots of colorectal surgeons feel donut pillows actually worsen hemorrhoids.
@mtb002 Yes, the actual health/medico utility of this item is dubious. The subluxatiousness of your assphalt-cobalt ratio cannot be overcome by herpetological oleate.
@MrNews @mtb002 but that’s the best kind of oleate!
@MrNews @mtb002 @spavlis So would Preparation-H feel good, on the whole?
*flare up.
Can we bring back giphys instead of the creepy show me’s?
@edsa
/giphy show me
@edsa
/giphy no
/giphy vote yes
@edsa
/8ball Can we bring back giphys instead of the creepy show me’s?
Most likely
@edsa
/giphy butt pillow
@edsa you’re welcome.
@TimW
Fantastic. At least they have recognizably human hands!
@edsa I hadn’t noticed the human hands.
/showme the human embodiment of orthopedic firmness
@mediocrebot Well done @UncleVinny, that’s one of the better AI’s I’ve seen.
@blaineg that guy’s face is … well.
@UncleVinny Firm?
Orthopedic?
@blaineg fella should at least visit an orthodontist.
Meh, why not? Gotta justify that $5/month tax somehow.
/buy
@blaineg It worked! Your order number is: irreverent-wiry-cable
/image irreverent wiry cable
For @edsa
/giphy irreverent-wiry-cable
@blaineg
Much appreciated.
For everyone else
/showme irreverent-wiry-cable
/showme irreverent-wiry-cable
@mediocrebot @blaineg Is that an optical ethernet to USB cable?
@mediocrebot @yakkoTDI Via single conductor wire rope.
Quick, sell it to the golden ear audiophiles for $5000 each!
/showme humourous gif befitting a seat cushion
Sorry, this is a big Zero to me.
@mehcuda67 So close to a big infinite. Just a twist away.
Has anyone actually tried this? I have sciatica issues, largely from sitting (usually cross legged, to keep pressure off my long tailbone) but also from having a horrible clingy pupper who insists that the only place she feels safe and snuggled at night is from my crotch to my ankles. Obviously this won’t help with the latter, but it may help with the former.