BIRTHDAY GAME: Selfies, Selfies, Selfies!

@Seeds

You haven’t moved, right?

@PlacidPenguin So lame, who does that?

@lichme @PlacidPenguin I’m judging you both.

@Thumperchick is all powerful.

@lichme

Who indeed?

@lichme @Thumperchick

Have a lousy mediocre gif:

@PlacidPenguin I’m in. Where you wana meet? I’m working in [whispered] and living in [whispered], don’t mind driving a bit.

@PlacidPenguin @Seeds Shame I’m not just a little bit closer. We could have a tri-selfie!

@cinoclav you might even get this box of stuff I’ve supposedly been gathering for you

@Targaryen a little light murder never hurt anyone.

@Ignorant @Targaryen

https://www.npr.org/2018/03/23/596356956/romanian-man-isnt-dead-but-court-says-he-is

@Targaryen (“watt” )light murder — you are (killing )me here folks

@medz I think that would be ok as it just said other Meh’er ( I am guessing it counts as long as a person didn’t just now sign up on meh-).

@carl669 mother fuck

@carl669 @KittySprinkles

I think that counts.

@carl669 @f00l I think we’re adorable as fuck

@carl669 @KittySprinkles Goddammit, I want waffles too!

@f00l @KittySprinkles obscenely adorable.

@carl669 @mfladd

@carl669 @KittySprinkles Why no. Silly question.

@carl669 @mfladd I know why. Well, one of the many reasons.

@carl669 @KittySprinkles @mfladd

I go through this at least once a year. I consider myself fortunate, as having friends sounds painful (psychologically).

@carl669 @KittySprinkles

@carl669 @mfladd every touch from you is a bad one

@carl669 @KittySprinkles

@cardiganb @carl669 aaaaand address updated

@narfcake

If you have traffic getting to your car, then you may have bigger issues.

@narfcake Hey! I’m in SoCal on a business trip! Maybe we are (relatively) close by each other

@thardesty uh oh, how far north?

@luvche21 I work downtown and live in Layton … so that area

@luvche21 @thardesty I live in Utah county. I usually work in south valley area, but have to be in the provo area for work for the next month.

P.S. my work is mobile, so I could drive wherever in Utah county if someone wants to go for it.

@medz There is a link for gatherings. Click on it and scroll through to find a posting near you. You can whisper there or ping here. They like to meet to drink wine so I am thinking you could bribe them. Bring a bottle and everyone is happy.

@stardate820926 @christinewas

@cardiganb

@bady are you “kitten” me? Cute picture !

@bady @aady

@aady @cardiganb Thank you! My daughter cannot wait to see how unlucky the last one can be.

@tnhillbillygal

@cardiganb My friend and I thank you! Actually, she said Wooooo! Yeehaw!!! She’s crazy.
/giphy the voices in my head

@Kidsandliz hey maybe we can FaceTime and snap a long distance picture of us both and submit it

@AttyVette You’d have to take the shot as I don’t have a camera with me outside of my phone and if we are on it then I can’t take a photo of me and you on the phone…

@Kidsandliz sent you email message a few minutes ago…

@carl669 I notice you didn’t promise not to give them the finger or say fuck you… just sayin’

@Kidsandliz well… I wouldn’t want to take away all the fun now, would I?

@carl669 Those are some of my old stomping grounds - but now based in TX.
/giphy stompin time

@capguncowboy on the road again!

@capguncowboy@sprockett

@capguncowboy @cardiganb he tagged me wrong it’s sprockett01

@cardiganb Be sure to get that as @sprockett01 – I didn’t realize he had the 01 on the end of his username! I just call him Crockett!

@capguncowboy @sprockett01 I’ll get it updated

@cardiganb @sprockett01 thank you!

@capguncowboy @cardiganb thanks

@f00l

@f00l

@f00l

@f00l

@f00l

@f00l

@f00l

@f00l

@f00l

@f00l

@f00l

@f00l

@f00l Is this a multiple choice test - which is the real @f00l?

@Kidsandliz

All and none.

@f00l Those are just a few of your alter egos

@f00l Well, aren’t we versatile!

@f00l That must have been one hell of a Halloween party!

@f00l

Forgot that the contest wants selfies of two “Meh” individuals in the same pix. Me and my pals.

Sure. I’ll fix that. Here ya go.

/image rolling Stones live

@f00l - Did anyone ever tell you you look just like -

nvm.

@f00l

All and none.

This reminds me of a punny bad joke my dad made up

Multiple choice question:

What do you call a nun who has died and gone to heaven?
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e) None of the above.

@Kidsandliz

OK I like that one.

I can tell it to kids and they will torment their parents. Good stuff.

@f00l That one my dad made up. Every morning he’d wake up with around 10 jokes he had to tell us that he made up. Maybe 1/10 were any good. We told him if he’d write down just the good ones he’d have a book of jokes by the end of the year - it would have been a long running series. Unfortunately that never happened and we recall very few of them.

@mehbee my brother is in Newnan but i don’t know his username right offhand

@mehbee I’m in Atlanta, Tucker actually. That said as I scroll up this thread it looks like a pretty weak idea. I meh at midnight and don’t think much about it at other time. definitely not the kind of thing to build a social meet-up kind of thing around. So what part of town are you in?

@kalfaz Yea, I guess I agree. Especially with Atlanta and it’s suburbs being so spread out. A lot of driving in ATL traffic for a selfie. I live in Williamson. It’s betw Peachtree City and Griffin.

@capguncowboy Oh, that’s not too bad a drive. I live in Williamson, past Senoia and Brooks but before Griffin.

@capguncowboy @mehbee Got several peeps in Newnan, they love it.

@hems79 yes

@hems79 where about? I’m in NY but very close to the PA, NJ boarder around Milford, High Point area

@candiedisilvio1 @vinuash I’m near Wilkes-Barre, PA.
I’m 50/50 on if I actually want to do this.
Less than 50/50 on being murdered.

@candiedisilvio1 @hems79 I work in Wilkes barre. We both know it’s dangerous. We can always meet on the square and just let other strangers stab us.

@LemonTheCat

Yes

@jksquared no way!!! Selfie?? How does one even go about this mission? (Meh-ssion?) Hmm. Open to suggestions

@LemonTheCat

I’ll be near the library until 3:00 if that is any help

@JanaS if he is a meh member, that should qualify …just said another meher in your area.

ok… I see you all liking this… does that mean you’re in the area? Cause I will drive to you. I don’t know what we win from this but PRIDE and GLORY are enough for me to go at least 3-4 miles

@nightLotus pretty sure you’re not talking about Tampa since there’s only one?

@Panegyric

Honestly. I bet you could have made that even more obnoxious.

But yes. Serious points.

/giphy obnoxious points

@f00l Well… I tried to find a happy medium in case my points ended up getting deducted… and you know… gotta keep it mediocre!

@f00l @Panegyric Ro is so easy on the eyes

@Panegyric

@AttyVette or no one wants to admit exactly where they are. I know there’s some people within a few hours of me, but that’s all I know.

@candiedisilvio1 hey. I’m in Poughkeepsie and work in Poughquag

@mfladd but you are beautiful!! Not MY fault!

@mfladd yeah I thought about it but posted picture anyways…old enough to know better, stupid enough to do it despite that fact. So now y’all can see me forever ( sigh—I’m sorry about that part)

@mikibell

@mfladd @mikibell

@mfladd @mikibell @PlacidPenguin you can’t even see his face!

@RiotDemon seriously, with all the other parts to admire, you want to see his face??? (did I just objectify @mfladd??)

@mfladd @mikibell I think you did.

@mikibell @RiotDemon

I think I am even 15 lbs lighter now than in those pics.

@PlacidPenguin Grrrrrrrrrr…

@mfladd @RiotDemon if you google him, he has a beautiful, intelligent, kind looking face.

@mikibell @RiotDemon WTF!!!
I think I know where you are getting that from. Ugh…that needs to be updated.

@mfladd @RiotDemon We would LOVE and updated photo (showing your face!!)

@mfladd @mikibell I have no idea. I try not to stalk people too much, lol

Now I’m curious… But lazy.

@mfladd @mikibell @RiotDemon

I almost posted the other picture, but I laughed every time I looked at it.

@PlacidPenguin ???

@RiotDemon

The one of @mfladd and Chuka.

@mfladd @PlacidPenguin no idea what that is.

@mfladd @RiotDemon

The name of the Siberian husky which @mfladd had growing up, and which he first mentioned here.

@mfladd @mikibell @RiotDemon yes, quite nicely!

@AttyVette Love it!

@AttyVette @insuranceman

@cardiganb woo hoo —we are honored and blessed to receive these Fukos!! Thanks again for your kindness !!

@Kidsandliz
I say give it a whirl and let the selfie gods decide…

@cardiganb OK here it is…

Unofficial meher Goat Cat takes first selfie with two other official mehers

Remember Goat Cat?

As two mehers (@kidsandliz and @AttyVette) who have never met, we were plotting how to give our selfie entry a whirl and Goat Cat poked her nose into our business (no doubt to oogle the celebrity IRK - the heck the humans - to ask for a paw-oh-graph).

We both live in a galaxy not far, far away, in fact we live in the same galaxy - actually on the same planet, in the same country and thus, in this galactic scale, in the same area. And since we didn’t have a teletransporter (hey meh can you sell them?), we had to use the primitive technology of planet earth and took our selfie while on facetime together.

Bonus point check list:
We are strangers, @AttyVette has a meh tattoo on her hand (seen in earlier selfie she posted with her husband), no murder took place… and no IRK likenesses nor Goat Cat were harmed in making this selfie.

@AttyVette @cardiganb @Kidsandliz

Why no murder?

You people sure aren’t fun are you?

@cardiganb @f00l @Kidsandliz awww if that’s your idea of fun then you’re right

@AttyVette @cardiganb @f00l I have not bought any meh knives so nothing to murder with. And that is a cat in the photo who only thinks she is a mountain lion goat so she is no use for that either. Also, while there are definitely occasions I’d like to do this, I have not yet figured out how to reach through the airwaves (wifi, internet, phone…) to do things like, send skunk odors, throw things, throttle customer service reps being asshats…

@cardiganb thanks a million !!! Love meh and it’s staff / y’all are the best! @Kidsandliz can’t wait until we get our Fuko surprises

@AttyVette @cardiganb What? We got one? Cool. THANKS!

As an added bonus, here’s a gif version of the short video my phone recorded when we took the selfie. I am so gosh darn it pretty.

@peaceetc @oregonpixie

@cardiganb Wow, thank you so much!

You mean i got to meet @looseneck!

@looseneck wow @seeds without his face covered up!

@moonhat I’m sure the goat is sorry we didn’t warn you

@looseneck @seeds

@cardiganb @seeds Thank you!

@wootstalkerbot

@mfladd

@PlacidPenguin Now I am really freaked out! Is that a Penguin eye???

@mfladd

No, but this is:

@mfladd @PlacidPenguin Yikes!

@vinuash I love purple.

@savvysapphire facetime would work. Whisper someone and see if they’d go for it.

@savvysapphire Cuties! Planning a party for Friday the 13th?

@speediedelivery thank you! They are indeed cuties. It’s why let them stick around! That and they can be super cuddly. It’s nice to have something that actually loves me! Lol. No parties for Friday the 13th sadly…

@meanjene wow…you two have your irk faces on!

@meanjene ughhhh! Look away, I’m hideous!

@capguncowboy oh, hush, I don’t have any lips and you don’t see me whining about it.

@meanjene @capguncowboy

The illusive @LisaViolet! Who’s photo bombing you?

@capguncowboy @Wondermeh’s husband. He does that a lot. That’s my husband behind us.

@cardiganb

For both of us? Yay! (It’s @wondermeh’s birthday friday, but she’s a little older than meh.)

@lisaviolet @Wondermeh so she is like 12??? all of these youngins…

@lisaviolet @Wondermeh yup both of ya

@cardiganb @Wondermeh

@cardiganb @lisaviolet WOW!!! Thanks!! And yes, I’ll be 13 on Friday.

@mehbee OMG! It’s mehbee in the flesh!

@mfladd that it is! And where is yours?

@mehbee Love the way it came out! Thanks Mehbee!!!

@savvysapphire thanks for participating with me!

@mehbee No, no, no…I already have pics that get thrown around here indiscriminately (by some people)!

@mfladd shhhhhhhhh

Why you so shy @mfladd??

@mfladd @RiotDemon Yeah, why are you so shy? We’re all family here. I’m extremely shy and normally the one behind the camera but fit the Meh family, I toughed it out. Plus I had a great selfie partner with @savvysapphire

@mehbee awww, I feel special now!

@RiotDemon Why, I don’t see your pic yet, young lady

@mfladd

I already have pics that get thrown around here indiscriminately (by some people)!

Phew. I was afraid you were including me.

@PlacidPenguin …AND PENGUINS!

@mfladd

Phew. I don’t like being excluded from these things.

@PlacidPenguin flip/flop much?

@mfladd

Shame you can’t take a selfie with @f00l next week in order to partake in this birthday game.

@mfladd @RiotDemon has posted her beautiful wedding dress… Not a selfie with another meher…but stunning none the less!

(Too sleepy to locate it right now!)

@mfladd @mikibell @RiotDemon

Here it is, it was over here:

@PlacidPenguin Where has @f00l been? I find this place missing something when she isn’t around to interject shit and create long 4 page historical posts

@mfladd

If I had to guess, I’d say that @f00l was preparing to escape Texas for a few days next week.

@f00l @PlacidPenguin Hahahaha, I shouldn’t have tipped her off. But I do like it when they run. It adds some excitement to the hunt.

@f00l @mfladd

It’s Texas though, so soon the hunter may become the hunted.

@mikibell @PlacidPenguin @RiotDemon
Beautiful!
But I picture her in something like this…

A Dark Wedding

@mfladd @RiotDemon a few years ago, I would have worn that…very pretty…

@mfladd @mikibell @PlacidPenguin @RiotDemon Wow, that is gorgeous!

@mfladd haha, times were different then. I think his family would of shunned me if I wore anything but white. Your lacy gown is a bit too small for me.

In that post I actually talked about regretting not to be able to wear that beautiful dress again. I also mentioned that if I got married again, I’d probably go nontraditional with something like this:

@RiotDemon Nice. The hot evil queen look!

@mehbee @savvysapphire

@cardiganb Wow. Longest birthday party ever.

@cardiganb @savvysapphire That’s awesome. Today’s my birthday so I feel like I got a gift from Meh!! Thanks, Savvy for participating with me!

@mehbee - Happy birthday! Tip: check today’s Google doodle.

@kdemo With Kurt Masur?

@mehbee - Damn.
My birthday was last Friday. I inadvertently ended up on the Google search page, and the doodle was birthday candles. When I hovered over it, it said “Happy birthday demo”.
I thought it might happen for you too.

Now I feel special. And a little creeped out. I almost always enter a fake date on forms that ask for my bday, so it is pretty weird.

I almost made a new topic about it, but I didn’t want to keep harping about my birthday.

@kdemo I’m on my phone. I’ll try on my tablet or laptop if I get a chance before midnight. Not I think Google might think I’m special or anything, it’s more likely to mock me!

@kdemo and happy belated birthday

@kdemo It did it!! I wasn’t signed in, signed in and wa la candles. Very cool, thank you.

@mehbee - lol. Thanks!
I was on desktop, maybe that made a difference? Perhaps I was being mocked, now that you mention it.
I imaged it for your birthday enjoyment:

@mehbee - Aha! Glad it wasn’t just me.
You’re very welcome.

@kdemo But you’re still very special!

@mehbee

@mfladd I could send you our selfie, then you can add it to yours, you know kinda three-way selfie!! I kid.

@mfladd Only if you have never met your(other)self…

@Kidsandliz @mfladd would it be possible to then be “beside himself” if he were to meet himself? Just curious as Inquiring minds want to know —

@AttyVette @Kidsandliz @mfladd

@RiotDemon I actually was told there is a couple near me in Newnan, which is about 30-40 minutes from my place. I was pleasantly surprised.

@RiotDemon I think the closest person to me is @brhfl, and that is still almost 2.5 hrs away. It’s like living on the island of misfit toys here!

But the other night my county and area was lit up for some reason for the first time other than me…very bizzare.

@mfladd
/giphy the plot thickens

@RiotDemon I just discovered the whole county light up thing this week and now I see there is someone else in my county buying from meh. I need a meh shirt to wear around and see if I can find them.

@f00l lol your pictures are funny — well played well played

@f00l

@cardiganb @f00l Congrats!!