@medz Nope. We want everything.

@gnol I’m really enjoying this theme you’ve established.
Bravo.

@gnol What a long neck you have, are you a giraffe?

@capguncowboy

@capguncowboy That looks awfully familiar…

@capguncowboy @Thumperchick If you are referencing the “Blindfolded Irk”, I hadn’t noticed that at all.

@lisaviolet well, they never promised us a rose garden…only meh

@medz Short fat sausage fingers. I would almost think you used me as a hand model.

@medz

@lisaviolet No, but I did use @carl669’s pic for inspiration. Edit: pretty much nailed it

@carl669

@lichme

@carl669 @lichme Love it! Are you a TWD fan???

@carl669 @mehbee

Kind of sort of. I never finished the last season. 3 episodes behind. I love the Coral memes though, but this reference is from here:

@mehbee yep!

@carl669 @lichme I love those memes myself, and the bad lip reading video Coral Poops ( think that’s the name). You should watch those episodes, the finale was pretty great. I thought so anyway

@medz

Pinging @jasneko, @marcee, @spiritgreen, and @taternuggets too.

@narfcake Oooh, thank you narf!

@mfladd Hope to have some time today. Not sure I will but thanks for the ping.

@ACraigL @mfladd I’m sorry. I didn’t see this until just now. Didn’t mean to nag!

@narfcake Way ahead of you. But I appreciate the public notice as well. Same goes for designs.

@tinamarie1974 or V neck! But definitely plus…female style

@mehbee agree, maybe a deep V? But yes. Something that doesn’t make me look like a stuffed sausage!

@Barney

Crayons?

We know you’re talented with them.

https://meh.com/forum/topics/barneys-goat-prize

@tnhillbillygal think you meant here we GOAT

@tnhillbillygal This one is totes (mehgoats) my favorite.

@lichme Much better! A cursive “neh” shirt would be great! I kid, I kid. Clearly, I’m not one to judge handwriting skills.

@lichme Funny, I was actually doing this…

@medz @narfcake

Yeah. Critiquing handwriting is the job of @heartny!

@heartny @medz @PlacidPenguin
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/facepawlm-3

Facepawlm
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New

@lichme That’s like a flock of meh-gulls.

I don’t know why Meh insists on turning all of my photos over. I even rotated it to the right and resubmitted it. It still turned it to the left.

@capguncowboy

This shirt design could also use the quote “I’m nothing without you inside me!”

@capguncowboy “mommy, his shirt says ‘fist me’, what does that mean? Ummm…nothing, it’s something just you say to a friend?”

@capguncowboy That was happening to me. I finally got it to stop by editing the size just a bit if it posted sideways. I would just bring the sides in a bit and waalaa upright photo

@capguncowboy @lisaviolet thanks for this!

@capguncowboy

Huh. She even dressed like Glen…

@medz
/8ball Will Mediocritee ever come to light?
Better not tell you now

@medz It’s not. It’s just a contest to see your ideas for shirts. I wish I had thought to use it as a test process for our own capabilities. That seems like a good “Hey, look at how smart Chad is, he has real potential” moment.

@ChadP So delete @medz’s comment and then claim it as your own. Mediocrity at its best with a little bit idea “borrowing” thrown in. We’ll never tell if appropriately bribed.

@lichme Like a messed up Power Ranger or something.

@Targaryen Ouch, right in the feelings.

@lichme @Targaryen

@lisaviolet @Targaryen It’s too late, my self esteem is destroyed

@Kthnxbyenow this is genius

Awww… Thanks! @Panegyric

@medz PEN. AND. PAPER.

@ChadP

@ChadP @medz OMG!! It’s Jesus!

@ChadP @medz Hell, just use the entire picture. As is. If I was more motivated right now (heat doesn’t help), I’d ask @medz for the shirt size, print out a transfer, trim it, weed it, put it in the heat press and put it on a shirt and send it on its way.

Everytime I see it, I start snort laughing.

@lisaviolet can not see the picture. the s in https might be the problem?

@Kidsandliz I don’t know, I copied it from Google images. You’re the first to mention not being able to see it

@OnionSoup As they say at catshirtswoot, “Rejected because: outside print area.”

@OnionSoup They should be melted together.

@OnionSoup

I like this design.

I’m just curious how it could be adapted for t-shirts of other colors.

@PlacidPenguin I think it would work on black too… Could probably do a white Halo around the text on other colours.

@OnionSoup @PlacidPenguin I think it would work on cream and navy also. Very pretty.

@capguncowboy yes I don’t actually have pen and paper with me. I’d have to walk down the hall to the supply closet. And that’s at least 20 steps.

Or I could scratch my pen knife on my leg and draw in blood. Not trying to win anything… Just having fun .

@Ignorant

@Ignorant So pretty

@medz thanks.

For anyone that doesn’t know, it’s just a ripped off My Little Pony logo.

@Ignorant I love purple.

@marcee

@marcee The meh “69” shirt. Where we all feel good.

@OnionSoup for our Canadian neighbours could do the Canadian Flag but replace the maple leaf with a red-Hue Irk head… His head is roughly a maple leaf shape.

Could add the words… “Canadian, M-eh?”

There’s probably a Mehxican flag design we could come up with too.

@OnionSoup that would be the shirt for me!

@meanjene
/giphy naughty

@AttyVette Shouldn’t this really be a dyson bladeless fan?

It’s a Meh-asaurus Rex

@Kthnxbyenow I think this looks better in my head…

@Kthnxbyenow maybe if it was light blue rain drops all over, but then the ones that spelled out meh were darker blue ?

I like the idea a lot

My kid is kind of artsy…Maybe I can get some fabric paint and see if she can make it. It will still be meh…But at least it will be an original meh!@capguncowboy

@Kthnxbyenow Oh, now we’re getting philosophical.

@Kthnxbyenow @capguncowboy
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/meh-day-4

Meh Day
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New

@heartny But I’m wearing a penguin shirt right now …

@narfcake That does not compute.

@heartny It falls into the 80+% of my shirt collection that’s cat-free.

@heartny where’s the heart icon ? Or do they all get the normal VMP now?

@heartny this is really, really good. The only thing is like added(and it’s just what I lime) is either a liked star, or a Meh face does not equal a star, like if you click meh, it’s not liked. JMHO! I would but this one in a heartbeat

@narfcake so just how many years can you go before you run out of t-shirts and have to do laundry?

@Kidsandliz
/roll 1d20
You rolled a total of 5
… maybe.

@narfcake

First of all, why were your catshirts stacked around a penguin shirt? Sounds like you need some catshirt repellent.

Secondly…

SPACE PENGUINS!!!

@lordbowen For anyone who doesn’t get this, it’s Ewe Irk Meh.

@Pony I think your muse was at work here, it’s a really good idea

@mehbee Thank you.

@Pony That’s awesome! You get full credit for this inspiration…I have Warhol’d friends’ pet photographs before, so I gave Irk the same treatment.

@QuietDelusions That looks great- it’s what I was trying to get across, but I couldn’t do it by hand with just my sharpies. heh.

and sideways.

@mehbee away this weekend. But I’m thinking about it!

@ACraigL think harder…lol

@jonfisher7 if you’re on your phone, turn it sideways. That will bring up the icons. There’s the pretty standard photo icon there. Click that.

@tnhillbillygal I like it. I’m trying to think of something like:
Get F5’d
at
meh.com!
Using the style of some kind of 90’s soda logo, but F5’d doesn’t really make sense since the user is the one doing the F5ing…

@medz I like that 90’s soda theme idea!

@Trillian Those shirts suck. This one’s better.

@Trillian May I suggest underwear for this design.

@Trillian or you could say instead Pressing matters or Pressing Meh’ers

@Trillian along @mfladd’s line of thinking, for the R rated version the meh button needs to go on a pocket strategically placed… just sayin’

@Trillian This might be a better design to avoid sexual harassment by @mfladd.

@Trillian

@jonfisher7 First thing I saw, meh sperm.

@mfladd Where do you think Meh’r-maids come from?

@jonfisher7 @mfladd

@savvysapphire or mediocre everything here !

@AttyVette oh crap…that sounds even better. Too bad my brain couldn’t come up with that one lol

@Pony We’re trying to work out the best way to facilitate the winner. It’s tricky.

@ChadP I can imagine!

@Kidsandliz it looks like we’re all losers at this game.

-pessemism is my trademark.

@Kidsandliz We’re still working on this one. It’s tricky.

@ChadP OK. Also I submitted mine prior to 11:59PM central on the 15th but was in eastern time at the time so my post says 12:28 eastern on the 16th which is 11:28pm on the 15th central, meh time, (which is by the deadline to get a fuko) so I get one. Correct?

@Kidsandliz yeah… We’re all winners! I knew we would take be let down .

/ Optimism is my trademark

@mfladd It pains me to say this, but I like it!

@Trillian Hahaha, thank you

Other Options: The pocket could be made to look more like a VMP Shield, or it could take up the whole front of the shirt and called Marsupial Irk.

@mfladd OR the pocket could be made to look like the cracked flask

@Kidsandliz I blame you and @pooltoywolf that you made me stay up and do this. I also blame pooltoywolf that if you do a search for “mediocre labs cracked flask shirt”, under images in the second row is a pic of me giving the finger in the shirt @ACraigL gave me! The internet is forevah - ugh!

@ACraigL @Kidsandliz @mfladd Yes indeed, the Internet is forever! Simply Googling ‘Pooltoy wolf’ will prove that…just last week, a friend found me in my full fursuit on a roller coaster on Reddit, bahaha!

@mfladd or have the bottle high enough it looks like Irk is emerging from the bottle (so add two lines from the bottle to the edges of irk’s head).

@Kidsandliz But he has such a fat head. An emerging head would probably be better suited for Glen and the flask.

@mfladd think jeanie in the bottle style - curved lines.

@mfladd via an online drawing program cuz out of data on my phone for a photo of hand drawn (so it sucks) but like this (only much better) - although popping out of a pocket alone - like you have it - is cute too

@LemonTheCat I like it!

@LemonTheCat I would totally wear that.

@capguncowboy I kinda like this idea too!

@Thumperchick Thank you!
/giphy wowzers!

@Thumperchick woohoo!

@Thumperchick

@Thumperchick Thank you!

@Thumperchick you lot are awesome… I’m lost for words. I don’t care if I get a bag and some dessicated dog poo in mine (please don’t do that though) just getting a fuku is awesome.

@Thumperchick are we allowed to redirect our winnings to a meh employee? I sort of Gifted One to @chadp

However, I may have overstepped my authority (as I have none) in doing that. But if you can…cool.

@Thumperchick WOW ! Thank You!!!

@Thumperchick thank you woo hoo

@Thumperchick Thank you!

@Thumperchick That’s wonderful. Thank you kindly.

@Kidsandliz meh operates on ET.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You’ll have to make due with the other 2 you scored during birthday game week.

@Thumperchick OK. I guess I was thinking since meh is in TX it was central time…Oh well. I had actually asked earlier in the thread when the contest was over and there was no answer. Was at mom’s and couldn’t do anything until that late as that was more important. Hope you will at least look at our designs when thinking about shirts regardless of when they were submitted.

@lichme

Unless they took showers right before making those statements…

@lichme I don’t think they are going to print any of our shirts. They will come up with their own design and say that they used our ideas for input.

OR, they were just hoping we would all forget about this

@lichme Let’s just say this one is tricky. And we’re still looking for the best way to do it.

@ChadP @lichme Yeah, given the great variation among human bodies, it turns out it’s pretty hard to pre-cut nipple holes in a shirt for a general population without them being awkwardly large.

@ChadP

If this is in any way associated with Mediocritee, you deserve to have catshirts thrown at your car.

@ChadP post it.

or… send one to a random 'mehrican if they swear to post a picture. (i wear large… just in case)

@ChadP Yes

@ChadP Post it now and ship my prize!

@ChadP can you not put the ‘meh’ right over the crotch? maybe on the sleeve instead?

i’d still buy one though. how expensive you talking?

@carl669 how expensive you buying?

@ChadP

I believe that that bottom line should have an arrow instead of a “greater than” sign.

@heartny congrats

@ChadP 20 minus 25^½?

Congrats to @heartny! Great job!

@heartny Congrats!

@ChadP Cool, now who won the hand drawn shirt contest?

@heartny @lichme Since we gave everyone fukos, we decided to accept all entries in the contest.

@ChadP @lichme I could have done way better had I known I didn’t have to draw. In fact, I recall doing a forum icon hierarchy concept long ago that is suspiciously similar to the winning design…

I can’t remember if I had put in on a shirt or if it was just a box to illustrate who is better than others according to the icons. I can’t find it though… I remember it had the dark grey background of the forum with things like K > VMP and so on…

@ChadP

I’m gonna sound ungrateful below, and believe me that’s not the case, especially because:

• I had no expectations of winning the printed design.
• I was awarded a fuku in the contest, and got more than any one person deserves
• I like the design that won

But…

Everybody who submitted a hand drawn design won a fuku. If contest was opened up to all entries, will the non hand drawn ones get a fuku too? Or @Kidsandliz, who submitted an entry 30 minutes passed the deadline that wasn’t announced.

@medz submitted an text idea, and was told in a way, that it had to be hand drawn. Expectations were set from the beginning, and reiterated in the forum. Somebody like @marcee, or other talented artists could have pushed out some pretty sweet designs.

I understand, it’s all for fun and I don’t want to discourage contests from happening, but changing rules after the fact (especially without notice, and no disclaimer saying subject to change) is so not cool that it actually makes me furious. It’s not fair to the people who did what was asked of them. It happens often, and I’ve voiced my displeasure with it before.

@medz I’m aware. I actually was in the middle of pointing that out above when you posted, but I had to choose my words, which took a while.

@Kidsandliz @lichme @marcee @medz Pretty sure everyone got the appropriate fuko, regardless of what rules they followed. If that’s not the case, let me know.

@ChadP

Everyone who submitted an actual hand-drawn design before 11:59pm 7/15/18 scored a fuko!

Not even mad because of prizes though.

@ChadP @lichme @medz Same.

@ChadP I would probably buy one, as long as it wasn’t stupid expensive

I probably wouldn’t buy it 'less it was stupid cheap. I don’t really love purple. The cat and penguin don’t really belong.

@medz I did say we were making edits…

@lichme Fair, and I know the post is there, but I think we sent fukos where needed and just didn’t post about it.

@ChadP Ok. Let me know when you fix it.

@ChadP @Kidsandliz @lichme @medz I did get totally FUKU’d and I am in a constant state of appreciation. However, I (like many other a-meh-ricans) would have been more excited and honored to have a shirt printed and sold. And I (like many other meh-nanites), would have had a better shot if I could’ve used software instead of a pencil. It’s objectively wrong to choose a winner who distinctly didn’t follow the very clear instructions to “grab a piece of paper and a marker (or shirt) and HAND DRAW your idea”. So yes, while I’m grateful for my fuku - truly, I’m disappointed that you chose a winner who didn’t follow directions.

@ChadP Ten bucks. I would pay ten bucks for one.

@ChadP @Kidsandliz @lichme @marcee
Boycott mediocritee.com!

@marcee Agreed, although a sale wasn’t guaranteed, overall not cool for those that followed the rules.

@medz Aren’t we doing that already?

@sammydog01 involuntarily, yes.

@Kidsandliz @lichme @marcee @medz Sorry to disappoint. I do have plans for 2 of the hand-drawn designs, but unfortunately can’t make an actual shirt happen from them. That’s why we’re running with the other design. Like I mentioned, we ran into some issues. But we’ll get it down. I’ll find a way.

@medz @sammydog01

Speak for yourselves.

@ChadP I still love you. And not in a normal platonic way, either.

@ChadP @heartny Woohoo! Congrats!!!

@PlacidPenguin Hmm you are just lucky that you were immortalized to begin with

@ChadP
In another thread, someone (I don’t have time to look for it now) posted a fantastic irk made up of click faces. That would rock as a t-shirt (separate from this contest). I would be wonderful if you could work that out with the person who posted that. We need another click face shirt. This one was great!!

@ChadP @Kidsandliz

Lol, that would be mine. I would have submitted it, but you know.

Original Post
Post in the Mehtizen poll about flask threads

@ChadP don’t worry about it. My mom says I’m already a winner.

@ChadP @lichme for what it’s worth, I don’t think my crappy IRK/captcha design scored a fuko, but I’m good with that and I never expected one — I won two others (name the bag contest and a stupid poem in the deserve-a-fuko contest I think), I blatantly disregarded the hand-drawn rule and I knew that going into it, and I mostly submitted it as a joke.

Now hurry up and print this shirt so I can buy one!

@ChadP Wow! Awesome news! Thanks Chad! I appreciate you all selecting my design in spite of me being in clear violation of the contest roolz due to my inability to draw anything recognizable beyond a stick figure. It’s almost like winning the lottery without having to quit work, buy a new home and lot of expensive cool stuff! Hoping the shirt doesn’t fall into the expensive cool stuff category, since I didn’t win the lottery.

@lichme Not yet, but I haven’t forgotten.

@lichme He’s probably afraid the meanies will dump on it.