Birthday Fukus—Meh edition!
21So, basically you guys are awesome. I mentioned it in my periscope this morning, but we had FOUR whole people send us birthday Fukus!
A link to the all the things we got can be found here.
Our first fuku was from @thismyusername. Inside was:
- literally hundreds of Dum Dums! Exotic flavors like pizza, popcorn, bacon. They were all separated and nice, but @mehcus had an outburst and combined them all into the box.
- Some miracle fish that curl up in your hand. Supposedly the way it curls tells you something, but we couldn't figure it out.
Note:
Box:
Our second fuku was from @Sammydog01. We got:
- Birthday banners
- The speaker-shirt featured in @MEHcus's periscopes (one and two)
- 4 inflatable swords
- A chicken you can (and should) choke
- Pen/fish pole (one of my personal favorites)
- Puppy tweets
- A minion PEZ dispenser
- A Gundam model
-A handful of kazoos!
Note:
Overview of everything:
Video of chicken being choked:
Our third fuku was hand delivered by @trillian. Inside was:
- A singing birthday card
- A bottle of tequila
- A 6 pack of local beer
- 1 40 of Lagunitas beer
- A "IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY." banner
- 2 Built NY bags
- more dum-dums & tootsie pops
- Water balloon grenades
- MEH candles
- And the coolest personalized M&M's!!!
Overview:
M&M's: 
Our fourth and most retro fuku was from @dashcloud and showed up this morning! We got
- 2 bags of Twizzlers (already gone)
- POGS
- VHS of Return of the Jedi
- Monty Python horse noise makers
- A Sega Saturn, and a TON of games for it.
- As a result of this thread @Moose got a check from @dashcloud so he has to go and watch Ted 2.
Note: 
Overview:
Video of @moose reading his special note:
Thanks for making our birthday so special. This has been the best Mediocre birthday yet. Full album can be found at http://imgur.com/a/9m7l1
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Awesome! Thanks for sharing the goods.
The Irk m&m's are perfection.
Oh, look at all of the purple crinkly paper in the purple basket crate! I love purple.
Aw Crap, I forgot I proposed an offer to @Moose to watch Ted 2. If you take Paypal I will send the other $25, or If not I will find the address and mail a check, choice is yours.
@MrMark I tried to get a Kickstarter going but they were all "you can't do that idiot" so oh well. Some dreams can't come true.
@Moose What if it is a kickstarter to run some "scientific" experiment with data analysis and such to see the effects of certain variables found in Ted 2 on a person? If not, there is always Indiegogo.
@connorbush I might still do this, but rather than take people's money, it'll be some sort of challenge to earn additional viewings. So @MrMark, hold on to your checkbook for now.
@Moose You want to use IndieGoGo for crap like that- or you could try GoFundMe.
A chicken you can choke... hmm, I dunno, I feel like there's a joke here I should be making, but what? WHAT?
@Starblind
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was choking and there was an Urgent Care Center on the other side.
read this as "140 Laguantias." Got way too jelly/excited. Then realized one 40z and was still pretty excited.
I'm glad that chicken found a happy home. Just keep him away from that asshole Mediocrebot if he didn't break it already flinging it to the floor.
You all rock!
Damn! A birthday fuku would have been the perfect opportunity to send all those neoprene cases back!
So awesome
i am upset with myself that I sent a few items in a return to woot and whoever there probably didn't appreciate my box of crap i sent them as much as you guys would have