I hope I find another big spider in my apartment today, because I need something slightly more cuddly and less unnerving than Paper Bag Rutledge. I mean, those eyes....shudders
Can you imagine opening your box of Kukaburrito (or whatever it was called) and a Paper Bag Rutledge is staring back at you? They better include something like a loudspeaker, or smelling salts, or something to help you wake up from the fainting spell. Days later and this thing is still creepin' me out.
It's "almost not shopping at all -- the same way that monotheistic religions are almost atheism."
I'll have to use that analogy later when I'm explaining this site to my family
I hope this continues forever and ever.
Really, it's the meme you wanted. You asked for it even, and we created it together
And I'm damn proud.
I almost went with Jazz Hands, but this felt more synergistic with the theme.
Look back on this day, 5 years from now, after Amazon buys Meh too! ><
Informative yet somehow terrifying.
After hearing that, Today I consider myself the luckiest man alive....
I think this video just changed my outlook on life.
All that was missing was jazz hands.
Poor paper-bag-Matt doesn't have hands.
I really want a "jazz hands" video, where he gets really annoyed that he doesn't have hands.
Is "beyond want" like when you want to play a video game and you've got 30 of'em but you can't decide which one to play?
That's just everyone with Steam after the Summer Sale.
Where's the downvote button?
You just used it.
Oh man, That's fantastic. I was hoping to see this clip without all the fastforwaring.
now that I finally got it, I gotta say it was better when Irk skipped through it
Ha!
I hope I find another big spider in my apartment today, because I need something slightly more cuddly and less unnerving than Paper Bag Rutledge. I mean, those eyes....shudders
It's the teeth for me. Giant row of bottom teeth, no upper teeth. gah
They shouldn't of put this up at night. How am I suppose to sleep now ?
you get used to it after the fifth paper bag rutledge nightmare or so
He totally has upper teeth, for the record
They talk about how many googly eyes they have in that office, and they went with those eyes? Come on!
Love it. It's almost not shopping. Mehtastic.
So when did Monte leave Woot and become the voice of paperbag @snapster?
Months ago. :)
See, top teeth
whew.
The do exist! I feel sort of better, now.
I feel just as creeped out, If not more so because now I can see down its gaping maw. No doubt it is hungry.
It's official... @snapster Paper Bag was modeled after the Morton Downey Jr. Logo...
omg
That's exactly what I thought, but was afraid no one would remember who that guy was.
@LaVikinga I'm pretty sure 99% of my brain is filled with useless trivia from the past 35+ years...
Can you imagine opening your box of Kukaburrito (or whatever it was called) and a Paper Bag Rutledge is staring back at you? They better include something like a loudspeaker, or smelling salts, or something to help you wake up from the fainting spell. Days later and this thing is still creepin' me out.
Maybe I should set it as my new desktop...