Actually, this is pretty useful. I’m preparing for a possible job in another state and want to look my best. I used a similar one before and got into a graduate position for the University of Kentucky. Positive vibes.
“Is it purple? No. Hmm. Well, it’ll work OK for the sky.” And with that, blue gets tossed over his shoulder.
Another. “Is it purple? @#$% no, it’s like the un-purple of all colors that aren’t purple. And it’s pretty gross. But it’ll do for a lemon, since no one in their right mind is gonna to bite into one. Well, maybe once, heh heh.”