Best wine-y NBA player:

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 12:00am ET

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yakkoTDI said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 12:00am ET:

Winey McWineface.

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DavidChurchRN said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 12:05am ET:

Michael Noirdan

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DavidChurchRN said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 12:10am ET:

Larry Bourdeaux

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DavidChurchRN said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 12:13am ET:

LaBrut James

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hchavers said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 12:30am ET:

Majlow Johnson

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pakopako said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 12:38am ET:

Professional sports are all about drama.

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Pinot Gasol

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pakopako said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 12:40am ET:

Cava Bryant

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pakopako said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 12:40am ET:

Char d’onnayel

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pakopako said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 12:41am ET:

Torrontes Raptors

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pakopako said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 12:43am ET:

Rasheed Wallace (wait…)

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DoggyDov said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 2:00am ET:

LaMarca Ball

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mcemanuel said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 8:55am ET:

I also vote for LaBrut James since he complains to the ref nearly every time he goes up for a shot - truth! It’s Baaaaad and ruins his legacy

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chienfou said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 9:39am ET:

“Pistol” Pete Manischewitz

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IWUJackson said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 3:44pm ET:

Someone beat me to Michael Noirdan, so I’m gonna shift to Michael Pourdan

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chipgreen said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 3:46pm ET:

Cremant Green

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adwriter said Sun, Jan 18th 2026 at 5:37pm ET:

Cab Cunningham

Michael Port Jr.

Pinot Hardaway

Shiraz Gilgeous-Alexander

Paolo Blanc-hero

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chienfou said Mon, Jan 19th 2026 at 8:45am ET:

Crémant 'bdul Jabbar

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