@blaineg need to sell apples for the razor blades. Though I don’t know anyone who actually got that, people used to buy them together at grocery store to freak out the cashier.
@medz I’ll buy one off of you for 55 cents. And, I’ll include a SASE. I’d love to see a spinner. I went out to the everything a dollah store to but a spinner when that deal was posted…they were all sold out.
@RiotDemon Thanks for the offer. i think I’ll be able to manage without one, maybe! I went to the dollar store, as they had some last week, but they were all sold out. …I’ll pick one up at Sal’s (Salvation Army), when people start getting rid of them.
I got so excited for Bundle Friday that I ordered one. Then I remembered I have 50 spinners on the way, 5 unopened bags of candy corn, a giant box of razors I got at BJs, and a real fitness tracker that isn’t crap.
I hate that fitness band’s design so much. So so much. Gaah. It’s just. So. Stupid. I almost clicked to buy, but then I saw it. So stupid. I can’t give money to that.
Candy corn - Never try it.
Activity tracker - Never tried it.
Razors - Always had Gillette, so never tried it.
Fidget spinner - The 20 I ordered beforehand haven’t arrived yet, so I never tried it.
Time for me to live a little (or a lot if I don’t eat the candy corn?)
sigh… Alright, damnit…BUY!!
titled-jokey-wool
To read all the comments AFTER clicking ‘Buy’, it’d be easy to get the idea I just ordered a flaming bag of poo delivered to my front door. (Decorum, please – no barrage of flaming bags of porch poo giphys.)
But I’ve previously avoided each of these individual deals because I really didn’t want 25lbs of candy corn, 50 spinners, a gross of face-scraping razors, or 10 asymmetrical Fitbit knockoffs.
But throw a few of each into a Fuko bag – ahem…hint hint – and I’ll drop a sawbuck. Heck – maybe they’ll toss in some Texas Air for good measure.
Bought the spinners, received them Friday. I tried one, spun well and light up in three different patterns. Good little gadgets. Saw the same at Central Canada Comic Con Friday and they were selling for $2 each. 50 for $20 what a great deal.
I like how the main text says the fidget spinner is the one thing you might buy this bundle for, but then the cost per fidget spinner (including shipping), is nearly three times what it was when the deal was fidget spinners.
@TheFLP
100 showed up on my doorstep yesterday to be given out for TorT. The left overs will go to my clinic to give to kids who are having a rough day.
Dear @meh,
Stop reaching into my psyche and targeting me with deals like this. My will is weak. I was only just able to resist knife+candy corn. Razor+candy corn? Its just too much. Plus spinners? You should have just shipped it.
This is essentially just a bag of garbage. What gives? This has to be just about the most depressing offer this month.
Track your activity while using a spinner, go home eat the same candy corn that they have can’t even give away, and then end it all with the blades.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Random Razors
5x Fidget Spinners
1x Candy corn
1x Activity Tracker
Pictures
Everything
Activity tracker
Razors
Fidget spinners
Candy corn
Activity tracker
Phone with tracker
Spinner lights
Batteries
Warranty
90 day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Nov 14 - Wednesday, Nov 16
My eyes! My eyes!
/giphy nope
Does it arrive by Halloween? This would make the best grab bag ever for trick or treaters.
@gwaki Yay! Razor blades for Halloween!
@blaineg need to sell apples for the razor blades. Though I don’t know anyone who actually got that, people used to buy them together at grocery store to freak out the cashier.
Still waiting on my 50 spinners…
@medz That’s the saddest thing I’ve heard all day.
@medz got mine…they aren’t bad,
@medz I’ll buy one off of you for 55 cents. And, I’ll include a SASE. I’d love to see a spinner. I went out to the everything a dollah store to but a spinner when that deal was posted…they were all sold out.
@wew Morningsave.
@fastharry You should be a finger model.
@medz Mine are iffy. Scheduled date is 11/2, but they’ve made it to the local FedEx depot.
That sounds good, but I’ve seen stuff orbit the depot for several days.
@wew Gearbest. You can buy one for maybe a dollar with free shipping. And it might arrive a month later through Air Azerbaijan. How cool is that?
@medz Tracking say mine have been delivered. Too lazy to bother to check. I’m sure I will make it to the mailbox by Halloween. Well, pretty sure.
Nah…I’ll just wait to see if my wife checks it in the next couple of days.
@fastharry just got mine too, they are pretty cool!
@wew when I get my spinners, I’ll send you one for whatever the shipping costs. If you want to send a sase, that’s fine too.
Unless you went and bought them on Morningsave already.
@RiotDemon Thanks for the offer. i think I’ll be able to manage without one, maybe! I went to the dollar store, as they had some last week, but they were all sold out. …I’ll pick one up at Sal’s (Salvation Army), when people start getting rid of them.
@blaineg Four days in the depot, but they got here in time! In spite of a November delivery date.
“Best Of” bundle? I think it’s the “Junk Bundle”
@cengland0 one mans junk is another mans…oh wait, no this is junk.
@cengland0 You know there were lawyers involved, demanding ‘Best Of’ be in quotes.
@Ignorant We don’t want man junk.
@cengland0 think of it as a fuko that you get a choice on…
Heh.
/giphy ambivalent spooky brass
Nah
It’s a cornucrapia of Meh items!
I got so excited for Bundle Friday that I ordered one. Then I remembered I have 50 spinners on the way, 5 unopened bags of candy corn, a giant box of razors I got at BJs, and a real fitness tracker that isn’t crap.
So I cancelled. I feel kind of bad about that.
@sammydog01 I’d unblame the goat that you came to your senses.
@sammydog01 ordered 3, then ditto
@sammydog01 you also need to open your bag of breathalyzer so this is not repeated.
Holy…
/giphy nope
Charge 5 bucks less, throw in a bag, and don’t tell me what else is inside and I’ll be all over it.
The best of the worst?
Do you guys know what best means?
@Poopy Yep. We also know what “best” means.
I hate that fitness band’s design so much. So so much. Gaah. It’s just. So. Stupid. I almost clicked to buy, but then I saw it. So stupid. I can’t give money to that.
/giphy irrational hatred
Hard pass. Oddly enough, none of this showed up in any of the posted Fukos…I feel like that was a missed opportunity.
Are these the shims you needed yesterday?
hahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahaa
Yuku bags have doubled in price and are no longer mysterious. At least they are still random junk.
This is the most amazing bundle good thing I was kicked out of VMP.
sell me 100 fidget spinners and 300 CR2025 batteries for $35 and then we’ll talk
/giphy do not want
Candy corn - Never try it.
Activity tracker - Never tried it.
Razors - Always had Gillette, so never tried it.
Fidget spinner - The 20 I ordered beforehand haven’t arrived yet, so I never tried it.
Time for me to live a little (or a lot if I don’t eat the candy corn?)
/buy
@JT954 It worked! Your order number is: tattered-open-airport
/image tattered open airport
Meh think this is a TRICK not a treat
A whole 3 dollars in product for 10 bucks … nite …
Thank goodness. Something I don’t even have to consider buying.
I swear someone predicted this bundle earlier this week.
sigh… Alright, damnit…BUY!!
titled-jokey-wool
To read all the comments AFTER clicking ‘Buy’, it’d be easy to get the idea I just ordered a flaming bag of poo delivered to my front door. (Decorum, please – no barrage of flaming bags of porch poo giphys.)
But I’ve previously avoided each of these individual deals because I really didn’t want 25lbs of candy corn, 50 spinners, a gross of face-scraping razors, or 10 asymmetrical Fitbit knockoffs.
But throw a few of each into a Fuko bag – ahem…hint hint – and I’ll drop a sawbuck. Heck – maybe they’ll toss in some Texas Air for good measure.
We already did not want this stuff.
Bought the spinners, received them Friday. I tried one, spun well and light up in three different patterns. Good little gadgets. Saw the same at Central Canada Comic Con Friday and they were selling for $2 each. 50 for $20 what a great deal.
Well, my VMP was going to waste… Still feel like it’s going to waste. But now I’ll have some fidget spinners.
@OutbackJon yea I just cancelled mine because I wasn’t buying enough to justify it anymore…
The funny thing is they could put this in a Fuko bag and sell a ton. No one said you’d get anything good in a Fuko.
As of right now meh: 3495, SOLD : 334. Meh to sold ratio > 9:1. Is that a record? Meh going down at warp speed?
@givemehdeal I got it, it is just trick or trick ( no treat at this price ).
If Meh waved the shipping, tripled the amount of candy corn and lowered the price to free I STILL WOULDN’T BUY THIS CRAP!!!
My wife asked for a fidget spinner for Jesus’ death day. I got her 5. Bitch gonna be SSSSSPPPPPIIIIINNNNNIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!
@rekdtaco she asked for presents for good Friday?
Almost meh, make it $5 each and I’ll buy three!
Can I pay the same price but just skip the candy corn? I still have SOME standards…
It can’t be best of without yesterday’s item.
Call it what it is… holiday left overs or cornucopia of crap (but then you have to include a cornucopia)
we have our first EBAY seller making a buck off Meh…https://www.ebay.com/itm/3-Pack-of-LED-FIDGET-SPINNERS-ByTech-Cyclone-Great-Stocking-Stuffers-FREE-SHIP/122776006749?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649
@fastharry They are trying to make money… They have some unsold Bluetooth speakers, too.
@hamjudo Knives too
@sammydog01 a set of pearl earrings as well.
This is the first time I’ve seen anyone put razors in candy corn.
Wow. Meh has a yard sale for stuff leftover after a yard sale after a closeout… Big surprise
topical-disgusted-gum
If it included a blanket and a Fuko bag, I might consider.
This may be a sign of the Apocalypse. Or, Amazon is preparing to acquire Meh. Or, something else equally significant.
Amazon is selling Candy Corn on Lightning Deal.
@accelerator only 5% claimed with 3 hours to go.
@RiotDemon Sounds about right. I wonder if Amazon bought the 3-50 lb boxes from Meh to resell?
I like how the main text says the fidget spinner is the one thing you might buy this bundle for, but then the cost per fidget spinner (including shipping), is nearly three times what it was when the deal was fidget spinners.
I think you mean the REST of October. As in what’s left.
/giphy hell no
It’s the “mehst” of October.
Air quotes make everything “better”.
Five fidget spinners and only one bag of candy corn? How many fidget spinners do you guys have?
@TheFLP
100 showed up on my doorstep yesterday to be given out for TorT. The left overs will go to my clinic to give to kids who are having a rough day.
@mtb002 Good use! I’d have trouble finding even five fidgety people, but maybe that’s because I don’t get around much.
Not enough candy corn
Actually, seeing fidget spinners in meh deals every other day would be a welcome improvement over candy corn
There’s still candy corn left? Still? How much did meh buy?
When I saw this I thought I was. Picaso
Painting of Glen…
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Come on, where are the people being offended by the bundling of Halloween candy and razor blades? This is not a joking matter. Let’s hear from you!
@pitamuffin Not me, I aint gonna drink the kool aid.
@pitamuffin I’m not that twisted to think of it. Maybe.
@pitamuffin This bundle lacked any political shit to offend folks these days.
Dear @meh,
Stop reaching into my psyche and targeting me with deals like this. My will is weak. I was only just able to resist knife+candy corn. Razor+candy corn? Its just too much. Plus spinners? You should have just shipped it.
@gumbright gross. no one wants in your psyche.
This is essentially just a bag of garbage. What gives? This has to be just about the most depressing offer this month.
Track your activity while using a spinner, go home eat the same candy corn that they have can’t even give away, and then end it all with the blades.
@mzsooner And yet they have sold over 500 of them.
@mzsooner
Just think of it as a fuko…
Yay! Candy corn is back.
I haven’t even received my order yet and as is the case with most situations in my life I already regret my decision to purchase this.
Ironically, my wife just picked up a pound of bulk candy corn from the store.
We’re gonna be swimming in that crap.
@rprussell Ewwwwww!
/giphy swimming in candy corn