@Kyeh@shahnm Lol, I’ll probably have random ones popping into my head all night, but I’m good with giving her the trophy! Or, maybe I’ll just get lucky & pass out soon…?
@shahnm Yep, thanks, i JUST found it while going back to star them… @Kyeh & i seem to have a lot of mind melds. I BARELY made the edit window to erase it, so i didn’t have time to replace it. Grrrr. Lol
@ircon96@Kyeh What’s funny is that I saw that you deleted your post shortly after I added my comment. I then deleted my comment, which ended up orphaning your reply…
@Kyeh@shahnm That’s weird, i don’t know what happened, i don’t think i deleted it, maybe just edited it…? Who knows with Meh, maybe there’ll be another OhShit report explaining it soon!
Griddler on the Roof
The King and Pie
A Streetcar Named Dessert
OJello
Ham-ilton
@shahnm Dangit. You beat me to it
Waiting for GoDoughnut
@shahnm I had it as “Waiting for Bordeaux” but I think yours is better.
@shahnm
@xobzoo That one’s good too!
Okra-homa
@Kyeh That one just pickles me.
Big Mac-beth
Something Yummy Happened In the Way to the Forum
@ircon96 Nice 11th hour save!
@shahnm Why, thank you!
Oops… That should be “A Yummy Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum”… and I’m not even drinking!
@ircon96
It is not too late to start!
The Merchant of Venison
The Music Manicotti
Kiss Me, Cake
@stolicat Usually I’M the one kissing CAKE, so it’s a bit of a role reversal!
Cats
@omally
@Kyeh @omally Brats
@omally @Kyeh
@macromeh @omally
Yeah, I always detested everything about that asinine show.
Brighton Peach Memoirs
The Wineglass Menagerie
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Bread
@shahnm I raise a toast to you for that one!
Twelfth Bite (by William Shakes-pear)
The Ice Cream Man Cometh
The Cod Couple
What the Butter Saw
Orange Julius, Caesar Salad
Salami (by Oscar
WildeMeyer)The Comedy of Eclairs
The Pinenuts of Penzance
@shahnm Oh man! I was trying so hard to come up with something for that one, but drew a blank. Good work.
The Lunch Sack of Notre Dame
Lentil
@shahnm Haha! Good one!
Seven Fries for Seven Burgers
@shahnm Extra stars for that one.
@Kyeh @shahnm Now I’m hungry!
Breakfast Octopus Rex
@Kyeh Noice!
@Kyeh I vote that we declare @Kyeh the winner and call it a night…!
@shahnm @ircon96
@Kyeh @shahnm Lol, I’ll probably have random ones popping into my head all night, but I’m good with giving her the trophy! Or, maybe I’ll just get lucky & pass out soon…?
@Kyeh @shahnm …a Grammy, no less! Congrats!!
@ircon96 @shahnm Yeah, it’s funny how that works; he may have spoken too soon.
The Taming of the Shrimp
@ircon96
And she’s off and running!
@Kyeh Dammit, i can’t stop! Help. Me. Lol
@ircon96 You’re on a roll!
Pun intended.
Make that a sweet roll!
@ircon96 @Kyeh
That’s why there’s butter on your pants…!
/giphy rimshot
@Kyeh @shahnm I’ll take a sweet roll, please… And SO worth the butterpants!
@ircon96 @Kyeh
You guys have me Lol
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Frying
Sweeney Todd
@Kyeh Or Sweetmeat Todd
@werehatrack
Oh, yes - much better!
Edible Rex by Sophocles (the age-old tale of the guy who really liked his mother’s cooking)
@xobzoo There may also be room for Oedipus Tex-Mex.
Ham-let (by William Shakes-beer)
@shahnm Or simply Omelet.
@shahnm @xobzoo But that one’s by WillYum Shakes-n-beer.
King Ear (the corny one by William Steak-speare)
Romeo and Julie Ate
@shahnm also a porno
@shahnm @sicc574 So, Billy Shake-a-Spear, I’m guessing your motto, is “All the world’s a porno…”?
@ircon96 @sicc574 Given how fucked this world is these day, I’m finally beginning to understand Shakes-A-Spear…
“All the world’s a porno, and all the men and women merely players”…
It all kinda fits.
@shahnm @sicc574 So true, but that wasn’t QUITE the metaphor i was going for, if you’re picking up what I’m putting down…wink wink nudge nudge.
@ircon96 @shahnm @sicc574
William Shakespeare — “The eye sees all, but the mind shows us what we want to see.”
@ircon96 @shahnm @sicc574
(Or at least the internet says he said that, but I can’t really find a source. Might be one of those wrong attributions.)
Twelve Hungry Men
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Compote
@shahnm Bravo!
Olive or Twist Martini
Beauty and the Yeast
@shahnm some monistat maybe?
Wicked Good
Kinky Bouillabaisse
@ircon96 I kept trying to think of something for that one!
@Kyeh Yeah, that one was rolling around for awhile! Can’t think of a grosser phrase, though! Lol
@ircon96 You must have missed this:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/best-food-play#635dfb5df34037692e1882ab
@Kyeh I assume that’s the one with the unfortunate porno reference…? Lol
@ircon96 yep
@ircon96 @Kyeh There’s quite a collection of those developing in this thread…
From Russia With Lunch
Twelve Angry Mentos
A Midsummer Night’s Creampie
@Kyeh Perhaps you’ve seen the porno of the same name?
@shahnm Ugh. No.
@Kyeh I don’t know if there is one or not, but I’d be kinda disappointed if there isn’t…
@shahnm I’m sure you’re right. Unfortunately.
Blood Pudding
@shahnm
Tart-uffe
Cyrano De Béarnaise
Damn, I’m late checking in & you guys are good!
Jesus Christ SuperStarburst
Mary Poptarts
RestauRent
Annie Get Your Bun
Hello Bialy
Hammie (featuring the iconic classic, “The Sub Will Come Out Tamale”)
I’m not sure if these really count, since I’ve done nothing to modify them:
@xobzoo You can add Grease to this list…
@shahnm @xobzoo
Also:
The Teahouse of the August Moon
@shahnm @xobzoo
I thought of grease (my favorite of all time movie) but didn’t think it worked here.
The life of Bacon (by Meat Pie-thon)
Muffin Rouge!
@ircon96 You beat me to it! I had posted “Moulin Rugelach” below, but I concede…
@shahnm Actually, you should post that, i like yours better!
H.M.S. Pinenut-fore
Actually, H.M.S. Peanut-fore sounds better.
@Kyeh HMS Petit-fours
The Milkado
My Fair Ladyfingers
The Comestible by Arthur Miller Lite
@ircon96 Props - I had given up on that one!
@shahnm I wasn’t sure if anyone would get it, so i added the playwright just to be sure!
The Food Lion King
Mamma Mai Tai!
Phantom of the Opera Cake
@ircon96 Yet another one that I had given up on as un-Mehable… Well done!
@shahnm
@ircon96 Huh, I had to look up Opera Cake, never heard of it. Now I want one!
@Kyeh Me, too, after my 7 burgers & fries!
@ircon96 or Fondue of the Opera…
@werehatrack Bravo! Damn, it was right there!
One from the write-up that was neglected:
Death of a Kalesman
@stolicat Yeah, i liked that one, too… Just think how good at selling you’d have to be to move kale!
@ircon96 @stolicat Well, actually…
The Great Kalespiracy
https://thehustle.co/kale-oberon-sinclair/
@Kyeh @stolicat Hmm, a health-food-pushing smoker… That evil hag!!
The Tempeh
@ircon96
Cabernet
Our Townhouse Crackers
Miss Saigon Noodles
Guys and Dals
Mother Courage and Her Chilaquiles
The Sound of Mussels
@ircon96 Or The Sound of Muesli
@Kyeh YES!! How did i miss that one?
Long Day’s Journey Into Nightcap
The Po’ Boy of the Western World
@jaygreen Good one!
Goldfishfinger
You Only Live Twice Baked
The Man with the Golden Bun
The SPAM Who Loved Me
For Your Pies Only
A View to a Gtill
License to Grill
Turmeric Never Dies
TUMS of Solace
Bagels in America
God of Carnitas
All My Buns
A Chorus Dines
The Wizard of Motts
West Side Cherry
@shahnm or West Side Curry
Babes in Oil Land
A Chorus Lime
Waffle Cone From Away
Chicago Deep Dish
Gentlemen Prefer Blondies
Carou-mel
@shahnm Or Carou-celery
Death of a Schwan’s Salesman
The Book of Mornay
All’s Well That SnackWell’s
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf Brand Chili?
M. Butter Fried Chicken
Hotdog/Underdog
Avenue Suzy Q
Jersey Boyos
Gypsy Schnitzel
Les Miso-rables
Dr. Dough
Thundermeatball
On Her Majesty’s Secret Sauce
Donuts Are Forever
Live and Let Fry
Moonbaker
Octopus Tea
The Living Bud Lights
GoldenPie
The Curd is Not Enough,
or for the really hungry,
The Herd is Not Enough
Fry Another Lay’s
Clams Casino Royale
Skilletfall
Well at least we know three people that were in high school theater and beyond…
Nectar
StarFruit Wars
Apparently we have expanded beyond the physical stage. This may get out of hand…
@shahnm Omg, can you imagine?? I was wondering when someone decided to turn to the Bond movies for theatrical inspiration!
The Pita Wraps of Penzance
Muscat on a Hot Tin Roof
Olive-r
@shahnm That should have been Olive-R Twist…
The Pineappe Express
Leave it to Butter
Cat on a Hot Fudge Tin Roof Sundae
@werehatrack I could probably choke down some of that!
Okra-homa!
@SpyreFox It’s like deja vu all over again…
@shahnm @SpyreFox
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@shahnm Yep, thanks, i JUST found it while going back to star them… @Kyeh & i seem to have a lot of mind melds. I BARELY made the edit window to erase it, so i didn’t have time to replace it. Grrrr. Lol
@ircon96 @Kyeh What’s funny is that I saw that you deleted your post shortly after I added my comment. I then deleted my comment, which ended up orphaning your reply…
@ircon96 @shahnm So what was it?
@Kyeh @shahnm That’s weird, i don’t know what happened, i don’t think i deleted it, maybe just edited it…? Who knows with Meh, maybe there’ll be another OhShit report explaining it soon!
@Kyeh @shahnm Sorry, i didn’t see this earlier… It was “Okrahoma!” I thought i was so clever! Lol
@ircon96 @shahnm
You were! We are!
@Kyeh @shahnm I’m proud to ride your coattails any day!