@shahnm Yep, thanks, i JUST found it while going back to star them… @Kyeh & i seem to have a lot of mind melds. I BARELY made the edit window to erase it, so i didn’t have time to replace it. Grrrr. Lol
@ircon96@Kyeh What’s funny is that I saw that you deleted your post shortly after I added my comment. I then deleted my comment, which ended up orphaning your reply…
@Kyeh@shahnm That’s weird, i don’t know what happened, i don’t think i deleted it, maybe just edited it…? Who knows with Meh, maybe there’ll be another OhShit report explaining it soon!
@Kyeh@shahnm Lol, I’ll probably have random ones popping into my head all night, but I’m good with giving her the trophy! Or, maybe I’ll just get lucky & pass out soon…?
Griddler on the Roof
Cats
@omally
@Kyeh @omally Brats
@omally @Kyeh
@macromeh @omally
Yeah, I always detested everything about that asinine show.
Brighton Peach Memoirs
The Wineglass Menagerie
Sweeney Todd
@Kyeh Or Sweetmeat Todd
@werehatrack
Oh, yes - much better!
Ham-ilton
@shahnm Dangit. You beat me to it
Edible Rex by Sophocles (the age-old tale of the guy who really liked his mother’s cooking)
@xobzoo There may also be room for Oedipus Tex-Mex.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Bread
@shahnm I raise a toast to you for that one!
Waiting for GoDoughnut
@shahnm I had it as “Waiting for Bordeaux” but I think yours is better.
@shahnm
@xobzoo That one’s good too!
Twelfth Bite (by William Shakes-pear)
The Ice Cream Man Cometh
Bagels in America
Ham-let (by William Shakes-beer)
@shahnm Or simply Omelet.
@shahnm @xobzoo But that one’s by WillYum Shakes-n-beer.
The Cod Couple
What the Butter Saw
Twelve Angry Mentos
Okra-homa
@Kyeh That one just pickles me.
A Streetcar Named Dessert
A Midsummer Night’s Creampie
@Kyeh Perhaps you’ve seen the porno of the same name?
@shahnm Ugh. No.
@Kyeh I don’t know if there is one or not, but I’d be kinda disappointed if there isn’t…
@shahnm I’m sure you’re right. Unfortunately.
Blood Pudding
@shahnm
Big Mac-beth
Tart-uffe
King Ear (the corny one by William Steak-speare)
God of Carnitas
All My Buns
Romeo and Julie Ate
@shahnm also a porno
@shahnm @sicc574 So, Billy Shake-a-Spear, I’m guessing your motto, is “All the world’s a porno…”?
@ircon96 @sicc574 Given how fucked this world is these day, I’m finally beginning to understand Shakes-A-Spear…
“All the world’s a porno, and all the men and women merely players”…
It all kinda fits.
@shahnm @sicc574 So true, but that wasn’t QUITE the metaphor i was going for, if you’re picking up what I’m putting down…wink wink nudge nudge.
@ircon96 @shahnm @sicc574
William Shakespeare — “The eye sees all, but the mind shows us what we want to see.”
@ircon96 @shahnm @sicc574
(Or at least the internet says he said that, but I can’t really find a source. Might be one of those wrong attributions.)
Cyrano De Béarnaise
Twelve Hungry Men
Muscat on a Hot Tin Roof
Orange Julius, Caesar Salad
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Compote
@shahnm Bravo!
A Chorus Dines
Damn, I’m late checking in & you guys are good!
Something Yummy Happened In the Way to the Forum
@ircon96 Nice 11th hour save!
@shahnm Why, thank you!
Oops… That should be “A Yummy Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum”… and I’m not even drinking!
@ircon96
It is not too late to start!
Jesus Christ SuperStarburst
The Wizard of Motts
Mary Poptarts
RestauRent
Salami (by Oscar
WildeMeyer)West Side Cherry
@shahnm or West Side Curry
The King and Pie
The Comedy of Eclairs
Olive-r
@shahnm That should have been Olive-R Twist…
OJello
The Merchant of Venison
The Pinenuts of Penzance
@shahnm Oh man! I was trying so hard to come up with something for that one, but drew a blank. Good work.
Annie Get Your Bun
Olive or Twist Martini
Hello Bialy
Hammie (featuring the iconic classic, “The Sub Will Come Out Tamale”)
Babes in Oil Land
I’m not sure if these really count, since I’ve done nothing to modify them:
@xobzoo You can add Grease to this list…
@shahnm @xobzoo
Also:
The Teahouse of the August Moon
@shahnm @xobzoo
I thought of grease (my favorite of all time movie) but didn’t think it worked here.
A Chorus Lime
The life of Bacon (by Meat Pie-thon)
Beauty and the Yeast
@shahnm some monistat maybe?
The Lunch Sack of Notre Dame
Muffin Rouge!
@ircon96 You beat me to it! I had posted “Moulin Rugelach” below, but I concede…
@shahnm Actually, you should post that, i like yours better!
H.M.S. Pinenut-fore
Actually, H.M.S. Peanut-fore sounds better.
@Kyeh HMS Petit-fours
Waffle Cone From Away
Chicago Deep Dish
The Milkado
My Fair Ladyfingers
Gentlemen Prefer Blondies
Lentil
@shahnm Haha! Good one!
Seven Fries for Seven Burgers
@shahnm Extra stars for that one.
@Kyeh @shahnm Now I’m hungry!
Carou-mel
@shahnm Or Carou-celery
The Comestible by Arthur Miller Lite
@ircon96 Props - I had given up on that one!
@shahnm I wasn’t sure if anyone would get it, so i added the playwright just to be sure!
Death of a Schwan’s Salesman
Wicked Good
The Food Lion King
The Book of Mornay
.
@shahnm Yep, thanks, i JUST found it while going back to star them… @Kyeh & i seem to have a lot of mind melds.
I BARELY made the edit window to erase it, so i didn’t have time to replace it. Grrrr. Lol
@ircon96 @Kyeh What’s funny is that I saw that you deleted your post shortly after I added my comment. I then deleted my comment, which ended up orphaning your reply…
@ircon96 @shahnm So what was it?
@Kyeh @shahnm That’s weird, i don’t know what happened, i don’t think i deleted it, maybe just edited it…? Who knows with Meh, maybe there’ll be another OhShit report explaining it soon!
@Kyeh @shahnm Sorry, i didn’t see this earlier… It was “Okrahoma!” I thought i was so clever!
Lol
@ircon96 @shahnm
You were! We are!
@Kyeh @shahnm I’m proud to ride your coattails any day!
Mamma Mai Tai!
The Music Manicotti
Phantom of the Opera Cake
@ircon96 Yet another one that I had given up on as un-Mehable… Well done!
@shahnm
@ircon96 Huh, I had to look up Opera Cake, never heard of it. Now I want one!
@Kyeh Me, too, after my 7 burgers & fries!
@ircon96 or Fondue of the Opera…
@werehatrack Bravo!
Damn, it was right there! 
One from the write-up that was neglected:
Death of a Kalesman
@stolicat Yeah, i liked that one, too… Just think how good at selling you’d have to be to move kale!
@ircon96 @stolicat Well, actually…
The Great Kalespiracy
https://thehustle.co/kale-oberon-sinclair/
@Kyeh @stolicat Hmm, a health-food-pushing smoker… That evil hag!!
Breakfast Octopus Rex
@Kyeh Noice!
@Kyeh I vote that we declare @Kyeh the winner and call it a night…!
@shahnm @ircon96
@Kyeh @shahnm Lol, I’ll probably have random ones popping into my head all night, but I’m good with giving her the trophy!
Or, maybe I’ll just get lucky & pass out soon…?
@Kyeh @shahnm …a Grammy, no less! Congrats!!
@ircon96 @shahnm Yeah, it’s funny how that works; he may have spoken too soon.
All’s Well That SnackWell’s
The Tempeh
@ircon96
The Taming of the Shrimp
@ircon96
And she’s off and running!
@Kyeh Dammit, i can’t stop! Help. Me. Lol
@ircon96 You’re on a roll!
Pun intended.
Make that a sweet roll!
@ircon96 @Kyeh
That’s why there’s butter on your pants…!
/giphy rimshot
@Kyeh @shahnm I’ll take a sweet roll, please… And SO worth the butterpants!
@ircon96 @Kyeh
You guys have me Lol
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf Brand Chili?
Cabernet
Our Townhouse Crackers
Miss Saigon Noodles
Guys and Dals
Kiss Me, Cake
@stolicat Usually I’M the one kissing CAKE, so it’s a bit of a role reversal!
M. Butter Fried Chicken
Hotdog/Underdog
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Frying
Avenue Suzy Q
Mother Courage and Her Chilaquiles
Kinky Bouillabaisse
@ircon96 I kept trying to think of something for that one!
@Kyeh Yeah, that one was rolling around for awhile! Can’t think of a grosser phrase, though!
Lol
@ircon96 You must have missed this:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/best-food-play#635dfb5df34037692e1882ab
@Kyeh I assume that’s the one with the unfortunate porno reference…?
Lol
@ircon96
yep
@ircon96 @Kyeh There’s quite a collection of those developing in this thread…
The Sound of Mussels
@ircon96 Or The Sound of Muesli
@Kyeh YES!!
How did i miss that one? 
Jersey Boyos
Long Day’s Journey Into Nightcap
Gypsy Schnitzel
The Po’ Boy of the Western World
@jaygreen Good one!
Les Miso-rables
Dr. Dough
From Russia With Lunch
Goldfishfinger
Thundermeatball
You Only Live Twice Baked
On Her Majesty’s Secret Sauce
Donuts Are Forever
Live and Let Fry
The Man with the Golden Bun
The SPAM Who Loved Me
Moonbaker
For Your Pies Only
Octopus Tea
A View to a Gtill
The Living Bud Lights
License to Grill
GoldenPie
Turmeric Never Dies
The Curd is Not Enough,
or for the really hungry,
The Herd is Not Enough
Fry Another Lay’s
Clams Casino Royale
TUMS of Solace
Skilletfall
Well at least we know three people that were in high school theater and beyond…
Nectar
StarFruit Wars
Apparently we have expanded beyond the physical stage. This may get out of hand…
@shahnm Omg, can you imagine?? I was wondering when someone decided to turn to the Bond movies for theatrical inspiration!
Okra-homa!
@SpyreFox It’s like deja vu all over again…
@shahnm @SpyreFox
The Pita Wraps of Penzance
The Pineappe Express
Leave it to Butter
Cat on a Hot Fudge Tin Roof Sundae
@werehatrack I could probably choke down some of that!