@Pavlov@Wookee The proper way to do that now would be to name it “Kragle” — or maybe that’s just the nickname you use for a horse named Crazy Glue?
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@pmarin You mean FUD, right? Or, at least, that could be part of the marketing campaign. “Our tape sticks so good that Elmers is trying to spread FUD about it!” And then show Elmer Fudd on screen so they can pretend they weren’t talking about Elmers glue.
Then it would be hilarious when Elmers didn’t actually bat an eye about it, but Warner Brothers sues them into oblivion for not properly licensing their characters.
Horses? Spiders?
@Wookee I once had a horse named crazy glue.
@Pavlov @Wookee The proper way to do that now would be to name it “Kragle” — or maybe that’s just the nickname you use for a horse named Crazy Glue?
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@Wookee @xobzoo Yes, Kragle would have truly been the pièce de résistance.
Geckos are naturally sticky
@2many2no But those already sell insurance, so people might get confused.
Cats. Once they get tape on themselves they do all sorts of acrobatics and usually can’t get it off. That would be a good demo of how well it sticks.
Definitely gorillas. But wolves are always nice, too.
I’m here to mention duck tape. Duct tape.
@LaserEyes It was called duck tape first.
@LaserEyes @zhicks1987
and wasn’t sticky…
Penguins! No reason,I just like to say or type “penguins” and this was an oppertunity. Carry on.
@jmbunkin
2 syllables or 3?
@jmbunkin
/showme penguin tape
Honey badgers
Slugs.
Stick bug
@CocoBeanss I see what you did there.
Really not a good idea, but…
Tapeworm?
Or back to birds…
Gluejay?
Not sure I can stick around long enough waiting for @pavlov to weigh in.
@chienfou I didn’t mean to be tacky, I was glued to the game. Clearly tonight’s comment section went at a fast paste.
@chienfou @Pavlov There was a game?! Monopoly? Checkers?
Maybe a wascally wabbit?
Only because would be followed by Elmers (glue) Fudd.
@pmarin You mean FUD, right? Or, at least, that could be part of the marketing campaign. “Our tape sticks so good that Elmers is trying to spread FUD about it!” And then show Elmer Fudd on screen so they can pretend they weren’t talking about Elmers glue.
Then it would be hilarious when Elmers didn’t actually bat an eye about it, but Warner Brothers sues them into oblivion for not properly licensing their characters.
Porcupine
@heartny That’s a different kind of sticky!
Two animals
Seal and ant.
@Pavlov
Clearly you came thru
@chienfou I have a reputation to adhere to . . .
Lego minifigs, such as Lord Business?
I guess I’ve got glue on my mind, rather than tape. Oh well.
Phil Swift?
@sjk3 or perhaps a hologram of one of the best Pitchmen ever: Billy Mays?
I came here to say Seal, but @Pavlov said it first and better.
T-Rex !
I can believe that I’m the first to mention the majestic octopus. When out of water, the only way they can move is by literally sticking to stuff…
Koala or sloth because they cling to their mother and then to trees.