Best animal to sell adhesives:

@Wookee I once had a horse named crazy glue.

@Pavlov @Wookee The proper way to do that now would be to name it “Kragle” — or maybe that’s just the nickname you use for a horse named Crazy Glue?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Wookee @xobzoo Yes, Kragle would have truly been the pièce de résistance.

/giphy release the Kragle!

/image release the Kragle!

@2many2no But those already sell insurance, so people might get confused.

@LaserEyes It was called duck tape first.

@LaserEyes @zhicks1987
and wasn’t sticky…

@jmbunkin
2 syllables or 3?

@jmbunkin
/showme penguin tape

@chienfou @jmbunkin Pen-goo-ins?

@jmbunkin @Kyeh
Bingo!

@chienfou two,have I been wrong all these years?

@Pony Clear winner - as you would know if you ever got some of their slime on your skin (as a long time resident of NW Oregon I know all too well. ).

@macromeh Yup. Washington state native here.

@CocoBeanss I see what you did there.

@pmarin

/showme a tapeworm dressed as a businessman selling tape

@chienfou I didn’t mean to be tacky, I was glued to the game. Clearly tonight’s comment section went at a fast paste.

@chienfou @Pavlov There was a game?! Monopoly? Checkers?

@chienfou @yakkoTDI

. . . Pick-up sticks

@Pavlov @yakkoTDI
On EPSN?

(Exclusively Pick-up Sticks Network)

@chienfou @yakkoTDI . . . broadcast on WGLU (real radio station, btw)

@Pavlov @yakkoTDI
And it’s east of the Mississippi

@pmarin You mean FUD, right? Or, at least, that could be part of the marketing campaign. “Our tape sticks so good that Elmers is trying to spread FUD about it!” And then show Elmer Fudd on screen so they can pretend they weren’t talking about Elmers glue.

Then it would be hilarious when Elmers didn’t actually bat an eye about it, but Warner Brothers sues them into oblivion for not properly licensing their characters.

@heartny That’s a different kind of sticky!

Was that a random, unprovoked showme?

@blaineg Apparently if you delete a showme that was generated from a response to a post, it doesn’t get deleted.

@Pavlov
Clearly you came thru

@chienfou I have a reputation to adhere to . . .

@sjk3 or perhaps a hologram of one of the best Pitchmen ever: Billy Mays?

@Nate311 Yep I agree 100%.

@mycya4me @Nate311 Huh?

@Kyeh @Nate311 I like birds

@mycya4me @Nate311 I do too, but what’s special about these birds? What kind are they?
Or is it just that it’s bird tape - “cheap cheap”?
(That was a joke my father liked - he’d say, I see your shirt is made of bird cloth. Har har!)

@Kyeh @mycya4me @Nate311 According to the caption, they’re great … birds.

@kittykat9180 Good Idea!

@kittykat9180 Sounds like GenZ.

@phendrick, I don’t engage in petty generational wars. Every generation has strengths and weaknesses.

@cbatte Came here to say this! A barnacle’s whole life is just sticking around. (And some adhesives are actually modeled on their glue).

@mediocrebot I think it missed the mark with the sloth

@kittykat9180 How?

@mycya4me, because it’s not in the picture at all.

@kittykat9180 @mycya4me Shh, you’re going to blow the whistle on the bot to the bot?!

@SSteve Well, that’s a neat website!