[BDAY] You Owe Us a Cake. (/showme what you got)
4Nothing like waiting until the last minute, am I right?
But it feels like this community should be able to come together in the form of a Meh-inspired, AI-generated birthday cake to mark this hallowed occasion.
Let’s put on on our (your) prompt-engineering hats and work together to come up with the most IRKtastic, meh-appropriate, over-the-top cake design that’s even less edible than the fondant on all those baking shows.
Maybe we’ll have to commission a baker to create the best one or something, idk.
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/showme a MEH birthday cake
/showme a pink and purple birthday cake that is very Meh, with 11 candles on top
@mediocrebot that’s not 11 candles!
@lonocat @mediocrebot It wouldn’t be “very Meh” if it had the right number of candles, would it?
But in any event, it’s July, so blame @Pony.
@lonocat @mediocrebot @Pony @werehatrack we just got the Bot to learn how to spell right; we’ll get back to teaching it how to count fingers
/showme counting to eleven
/showme a birthday cake that wins international awards from a contest themed “the most meh cake ever”
@mediocrebot - you are learning how to spell. Congrats.
/showme a cake shaped like a purple troll wearing an orange shirt that says “meh” on it in white letters
/showme a mediocre birthday cake, but the frosting has been licked off
This is a worthy image.
/showme a mediocre cake with a purple troll on top and a banner that says MEH on the wall behind it
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/showme a mediocre cake with a purple troll on top and a banner that says MEH on the wall behind it
@Cerridwyn I love that
Kitty litter cake. When only the finest will do.
@heartny
reminds me of when i first saw a dirt cake
/showme a cake that says “you have to be a member to eat this birthday cake”
The /showme command is a member feature. Join membership to try it out.
/showme a cake that says “you have to be a member to eat this birthday cake”
/showme cats having a food fight with a Meh birthday cake
/showme worst birthday cake ever made
The /showme command is a member feature. Join membership to try it out.
/showme worst birthday cake ever made
@mediocrebot The banana needs duct tape.
@mediocrebot #bananaforscale
/showme a last minute birthday cake with office of unamused employees
@Star2236 looks like a scene from “Severance”
/showme a breakfast calamari cake with 11 candles
@mediocrebot that’s an onion ring cake dumbass
@carl669 @mediocrebot Onion rings are better than calamari…
@duodec heathen!
@carl669 Even the AI disagreed and corrected your error. Calamari tastes like caca (which does actually make it more appropriate for a meh cake, I’ll give you that).
@carl669 @mediocrebot it looks like calamari you would get at a county fair.
/showme a sock puppet birthday cake
@mediocrebot Not bad!
/showme a multi-tiered birthday cake that is falling down with dripping frosting and is winning a contest for being very meh
/showme a meh birthday cake made up of speaker docks, fidget spinners, and trackers.
/showme an awesome, awe inspiring cake featuring vistas of the very finest in pulled sugar decoration, isomalt crystalline moutains, crumbled graham cracker fields and rock candy strewn streams flowing into a waterfal of epic grandeur.
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
/showme an epic birthday cake in the form of an intergalactic star destroyer battleship, layered with battle-hardened frosting, many sparkler gun turrets, massive engines spewing out star shaped sprinkles, and labeled as the IIU MEH.
@mediocrebot Now that is one meh battleship…
/showme a birthday cake in the form of a black hole and its event horizon, with IRKs and Fukos being sucked in elongating and swirling down into the black hole like stuff swirling down a drain. A billboard floating just outside the event horizon is labelled “Another MEH year, all that enter here”
I detect what could be multiple instances of Breakfast Octopus and other mythical entities, it seems likely that an interdimensional rift is nearby…
these are definitely getting more unhinged as the day goes on, keep it up
/showme a meh cake flambe
@mediocrebot how’d you get my sixth grade school photo
/showme Glenn the sock puppet but he’s really made out of cake
/showme a cake that’s only available if you join membership
/showme a 150% awesome flaming cake that’s restricted to members only guarded by a Glenn the sock-puppet cake and and an irked irk-puppet named Irk.
HIKING! VIKINGS! STRIKE KING [BRAND FISHING LURES]! AWESOME!
/showme a mediocre 11th birthday cake in the style of Margaret Keane
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@mediocrebot Aw. What’d I do?
@mossygreen Try try again?
/showme a mediocre 11th birthday cake in the style of Margaret Keane
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@mediocrebot @mossygreen you’ve flown too close to the sun.
@jouest @mediocrebot Hard to believe that was it, but here we are.
@jouest @mediocrebot @mossygreen
/showme a mediocre 11th birthday cake in the style of Margaret Keane
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/showme a mediocre 11th birthday cake with a youthful face with very large eyes.
@mediocrebot aw
/showme a birthday cake that is so meh than even meh would order a birthday cake from Costco instead of trying to use that ever so meh cake, all festooned with old debris, shredded IRK bags, returned deelybops, bedraggled party hats, sitting next to a bowl of potato salad that has been sitting out in the sun for several days because the cake is so meh that it rubbed off on the potato salad which might actually have been great potato salad if it wasn’t sitting next to that meh cake.
@mediocrebot Now thats more like it.
@mediocrebot this one speaks to me
@jouest @mediocrebot does it say… Disinfectant?
@mediocrebot @pakopako I pay for the entire immune system and I’m using the entire immune system
/showme an entirely mediocre birthday cake which is also a novelty Avon bottle from the 1970’s
/showme a very meh birthday cake made out of snacks such as protein bars, stroopwafels, protein bars, and electrolyte powder pouches that are all nearing or past their expiration date. Top the cake with eleven partially broken candles, only three of which are lit. Place the cake on a barely decorated table festooned with the minimum of joyous decoration as well as a little bit of trash. In the background hang a banner that proclaims in all caps “IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.”
Surrounding the table are the smiling faces of everyone we love!
@mediocrebot that’s right! we don’t love anybody!
@mediocrebot the bot really Schruted this design.
/showme a bedraggled birthday cake that had to swim ashore to a rubble strewn desert island in the middle of the ocean after falling off a tramp streamer in a fit of alcoholic mediocrity. It lies now on the shore of that island, waterlogged and pitiful, its candles barely smoking because they are still wet, its swim trunks and shades crusted with sea salt, a stub of a ruined cigar hanging out the side of its mouth. It is holding a bile yellow party napkin that is printed with “Happy 11th Birthday!” in a wet iridescent green that looks like it was scrawled on by a dyspeptic slimy caterpillar.
@mediocrebot Wow, offshore pollution really got to SpongeBob
@mediocrebot yikes, bot.
/showme a pile of cake ingredients sitting on a table, as the baker was too lazy to actually bake a cake. On the wall is a half decorated sign which says “Happy Birthday”.
@FreePasta 9 eggs! Must be a pound cake.
/showme a pile of cake ingredients sitting on a table, as the baker was too lazy to actually bake a cake. On the wall is a half decorated sign which says “Happy Birthday" except it’s also a bedraggled birthday cake that had to swim ashore to a rubble strewn desert island in the middle of the ocean after falling off a tramp streamer in a fit of alcoholic mediocrity. It lies now on the shore of that island, waterlogged and pitiful, its candles barely smoking because they are still wet, its swim trunks and shades crusted with sea salt, a stub of a ruined cigar hanging out the side of its mouth. It is holding a bile yellow party napkin that is printed with “Happy 11th Birthday!” in a wet iridescent green that looks like it was scrawled on by a dyspeptic slimy caterpillar except it’s also a cake that’s only available if you join membership except it’s also a meh cake flambe
(don’t mind me, everyone, just seeing what happens if we mash some of these prompts together.)
/showme a pile of cake ingredients sitting on a table, as the baker was too lazy to actually bake a cake. On the wall is a half decorated sign which says “Happy Birthday" except it’s also a bedraggled birthday cake that had to swim ashore to a rubble strewn desert island in the middle of the ocean after falling off a tramp streamer in a fit of alcoholic mediocrity. It lies now on the shore of that island, waterlogged and pitiful, its candles barely smoking because they are still wet, its swim trunks and shades crusted with sea salt, a stub of a ruined cigar hanging out the side of its mouth. It is holding a bile yellow party napkin that is printed with “Happy 11th Birthday!” in a wet iridescent green that looks like it was scrawled on by a dyspeptic slimy caterpillar except it’s also a cake that’s only available if you join membership except it’s also a meh cake flambe except also it’s a mediocre 11th birthday cake in the style of Margaret Keane
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@mediocrebot Margaret Keane is really a dealbreaker
@jouest @mediocrebot It feels judgmental, you know?
Filched from CakeWrecks dot com…
@werehatrack wow…cakewrecks. back when we didn’t have an algorithm to feed us internet content and you had to go get it on purpose!
/showme snapster eating a breakfast octopus birthday cake that has 11 candles half of which are blown out and decorated in a meh style
/showme a birthday cake that evokes ennui, irony, sarcasm, and low expectations, including imagery of a reusable yellow tote bag full of nonsense with “IRK” on the side, that reeks of wit and candor and low expectations, that includes hints of online retail and an unsettling undercurrent of regret. the cake should be vanilla and the image should incorporate Glenn the sock puppet, perhaps preparing to indulge. it’s for an eleven year old, but maybe one with an old soul.
/showme a birthday cake that evokes ennui, irony, sarcasm, and low expectations, including imagery of a reusable yellow tote bag full of nonsense with “IRK” on the side, that reeks of wit and candor and low expectations, that includes hints of online retail and an unsettling undercurrent of regret. the cake should be vanilla and the image should incorporate Glenn the sock puppet, perhaps preparing to indulge. it’s for an eleven year old, but maybe one with an old soul and by the way the whole scene is taking place on a dirty table full of engine parts in an abandoned Denny’s after an underwhelming apocalypse, maybe with bees or something.
A personal favorite
@heartny oh damn
@jouest It’s called a chocolate truffle bomb
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/showme delivery man with a cake in his pants
@mediocrebot Wow, someone is happy to see someone…
/showme birthday party members admiring the parcel delivery guy’s “cake”
@medz the robot has failed at innuendo
/showme a delivery guy that both has cake in his pants and is happy to see me
@djslack Reminds me of this SNL skit:
@jouest @medz
/showme a delivery person as seen from behind with two cakes on their behind
/showme a delivery person as seen from behind with two booty level cakes on their booty
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@djslack @heartny piece of history right here
/showme just a happy birthday meh cake that has a puppet and is on fire
/showme a birthday cake that says meh on the side and is topped with eleven different cake toppers that have no relation to a birthday whatsoever
@mediocrebot not bad
/showme a failed meh birthday cake that is burnt on the top and raw on the bottom
@narfcake Looks like the first one I tried to make, as a kid.
@Kyeh @narfcake tasteful, though
Damnit Meh! I’m trying to save money- I have to fly to Chicago and get a hotel room every weekend all summer so cancelled my membership for the summer- you got me with those damn Bowls. lol
Anyhow, since I’m a member again I get the showme back.
/showme A really pissed off baker making a birthday cake inside some white mixing bowls that have a cornflower blue rim.
/showme A really pissed off baker making a birthday cake inside some white mixing bowls that have a cornflower blue rim.
Oh! My original request DID work… just really slow… Now I have two pictures… funny how it looks like the same chef too! He just finished icing it in the second picture and found some better looking candles.
@OnionSoup He’s gotten madder in the 2nd pic.
@Kyeh @OnionSoup for sure. what goes on in forum robot brains
/showme a stale birthday cake in a corporate break room and all the workers are “meh” about it. Nancy from accounting is uncharacteristically excited about the cake.
@mediocrebot lol. Nancy, chill.
@medz this is soooo Nancy
/showme a moldy birthday cake sitting on a table in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Once slice has been cut out of it and there are maggots crawling out of holes in the interior. Oh, and put a dancing cat in top hat and tails in the background just for fun.
@mediocrebot that’s either really bad cake or really good cheese
@OnionSoup now we’re talking.
/showme the meh birthday cake I made in the past with irk
@mediocrebot this one silly
@mediocrebot not this one tho
@mediocrebot @mikibell That’s not “meh” at all!
@Kyeh thank you!! I don’t make that many cakes any more
Only for my two greats… sigh…
@mediocrebot @mikibell inspired
@Kyeh most recent cake, but full disclosure most of the decorations were bought because I was soooo sick.
@mikibell Wow! Still spectacular! I hope you’re doing better?
@Kyeh much better… we think i had food poisoning for the first time in my life!! but on the safe side, I just composed the cake
@mikibell Oh ugh! I’m glad you’re over it!
@mikibell sick cake (from sick baker)
/showme a martian green 11th birthday sheet cake decorated with bright blue trolli candies that is heading away from the viewer, stretched out in an overhead perspective view, receding into the distance like the starships in the original Star Wars movie opening. One of its rear corners is damaged from enemy fire, and blue trolli candies are trailing back from it like debris. the cake is being followed by a swarm of enemy tie fighters that are between the viewer and the cake with very visible hungry jaws painted on them in the style of American world war 2 fighter planes.
@mediocrebot OK I give up, that’s the best you can do…
@duodec @mediocrebot the bot’s tired, boss
/showme @narfcake’s birthday cake that says meh on the side and is topped with eleven different cake toppers that have no relation to a birthday whatsoever except now the birthday is over and everything is half eaten and in untidy disarray.
/showme @narfcake’s birthday cake that says meh on the side and is topped with eleven different cake toppers that have no relation to a birthday whatsoever except now the birthday is over and everything is half eaten and in untidy disarray, it should be placed in a setting that looks messy from a party, with half deflated balloons, bedraggled birthday decorations, and evidence of opened packages. include some battered yellow tote bags with “IRK” on the side, some empty and some filled with retail nonsense.
@jouest @narfcake that works?
/showme @jouest’s cake but add a dancing cat
@narfcake @OnionSoup not exactly, but better than I thought it would.