[BDAY] Not Even a Card?? (/showme what you got, one last time today)
1You know, you can pick up a card at a gas station on the way home from work, but still our mailbox is empty. Let’s see who can use mediocrebot (or maybe some construction paper and scissors) to come up with a proper 11th birthday card before the day is up.
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Honestly seeing one made of actual construction paper would really be something.
@jouest
Since I’m pretty sure I won’t find one from you guys in my mailbox when I get back from this RV trip … don’t hold your breath.
And I’ve got 59 years on you (today)!
@chienfou
/giphy HAPPY BIRTHDAY
@chienfou
/showme a Macabre birthday card addressed to my catalyst and displaying a Purple Troll named Irk
@Cerridwyn oops
/showme a Macabre birthday card addressed to mercatalyst and displaying a Purple Troll named Irk
@mediocrebot
/showme an image of the irk stuffed mascot found from meh.com
/showme Google an image of the stuffed mascot plush found from meh.com (it is wearing an orange shirt)
/showme compare an image of the 2025 stuffed mascot plush found from meh.com (it is wearing an orange shirt) to the less stylized but no more unrealistic 2015 vector graphic of the meh.com mascot
@mediocrebot learn to Google better
/showme janky 11th birthday card made of construction paper by an underachieving child
@medz Pretty underachieving.
/showme a birthday card for an 11 year old merchant. Make the card Georgia Red and show someone drinking a margarita on the front. Have someone look at the card sobbing while they hold an empty present box in one hand, an empty margarita glass in another hand, and a lit candle in their third hand.
@mediocrebot my goodness
/showme the perfect birthday card for an 11 year old deal-a-day site. It should be ironically funny but also endearing
@mediocrebot nice one
@mediocrebot aw
/showme an 11th Birthday card that has an 11th birthday card as the picture, and on the picture of the picture of the birthday card there is an 11th Birthday card. Make it a musical birthday card that plays Happy Birthday when you open it… but this one is broken because @shaam (sp?) left the batteries in the fridge.
@mediocrebot rough
I got this card at Target. I think it’s adequate.
@heartny adequacy confirmed
@heartny @jouest
Saw this at the alien festival in Roswell on 4th of July. Made me chuckle…
Okay, I’ll post it again. Here is the original card you guys sent out in 2014, photographed last year during the birthday celebration.
@mossygreen historically significant
@jouest I feel like I should never send it. But I can post a new or old picture every year.
@mossygreen The longer you wait, the better value you get out of that forever stamp
@jouest It’s already gone from 49 cents to 73. The sky’s the limit!
@jouest @mossygreen Gaining another nickel on Sunday!
@jouest @mossygreen no wonder they call it inflation
There’s no money inside. You have to love it just for the message.
@mbersiam yeah!!
/showme a pop-up style birthday card for a weird eleven year old where a sock puppet springs out of a reusable yellow tote bag with IRK written on the side. it should instill a feeling of whimsical mediocrity and include the word “meh” in a nondescript font.
/showme a pop-up style birthday card for a weird eleven year old named “meh” where a sock puppet springs out of a reusable yellow tote bag full of random retail nonsense with IRK written on the side of the bag. it should instill a feeling of whimsical mediocrity and include the word “meh” in a nondescript font.
/showme a bunch of Realistic looking cats singing Happy Birthday to the 11 year old MEH, with a yellow bag having many gifts, with a striped Sock puppet named IRK.
@mediocrebot see that’s nice
@tinamarie1974 Frightening.
@Fuzzalini omg it was a PITA to get THAT. You should have seen the other 20 or so pictures it created.
/showme a repurposed sympathy card, but altered to look like a birthday card for an 11 year old
/showme a sympathy card, but the sad writing is marked out with a sharpie to make it read “happy birthday, meh”
@mediocrebot a little wrong, but perfect
/showme a funny birthday card that’s slightly off the mark for an 11 year old website
@mediocrebot just the right amount of wrong
/showme an 11th birthday card featuring a purple tote bag that has the words fuku and fuko crossed out. The word irk is written on it awkwardly in childish penmanship.
Charlie wanted me to send his special paw print as his Happy Birthday card. Here ya go
@tinamarie1974 best one yet?
@jouest like that more than the night light I assume
@tinamarie1974 I’m spending the night in my kitchen with the lights on is all.
@jouest charlie says he will protekt you
I was complaining about all the high tech contests and wanting to use crayons, then I remembered this one! Then I remembered I don’t have any crayons. But I found a set of 60 colored pencils and put all my artistic talent into a card.
I’m especially proud of the bunny.
@sammydog01 as you should be
@Sneakertree oh it was
How about a Birthday song. Not the greatest, but it’s the thought that counts.
https://suno.com/s/9tpvg0kB5stj92Na
@heartny what a strange time to exist.
(To the tune of Volga Boatmen)
Happy. Birth. Day. (Unh!)
Happy. Birth. Day. (Unh!)
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
Happy. Birth. Day. (Unh!)
Happy. Birth. Day. (Unh!)
This one lesson you must learn,
First you plunder, then you burn
Happy. Birth. Day. (Unh!)
/showme a crappy birthday card made from recycled toilet paper that reads "have a crappy birthday ". The lady delivering it is disapproving
/showme a birthday card that is actually a dyson sphere surrounding a solar system with a pale green sun in the center, illuminating a single clouded planet in its orbit; an observer on that planet above the cloud cover would see plastered on the inner surface of the dyson sphere the words “We apologize for the inconvenience. Have a crappy day” in smudged and dripping brown letters on a white background that has patterning like Charmin toilet paper.
@mediocrebot gross I love it