Hey Meh Writer, I’m just gonna say this once, but I thought of you when I saw a preroll ad for grammarly.com on YouTube today. Check it out, it’s free and should help tip you off when you accidentally words out of the write-up.
This sounds snarkier than I mean it to be, but it’s out there now.
@djslack@RiotDemon it should either say rhodium PLATED over STERLING silver, or it’s over a base metal which will turn your arm green when it wears off. It’s got to be plated, but over what? This description is not descriptive of the actual described product. I guess for the price you can include a bar of soap to wash off the green.
I’m just telling you now, Meh, that I will never, ever, in a billion trillion years, buy any of this garbage jewelry that you sell so regularly. Unless there was a Totoro charm hanging off of it, that’d be soooooo kawaiiiii!
Who was sent to the bank to get 20 rolls of quarters
Who went to Chuckie Cheese to play skeeball for tickets?
Who redeemed the tickets for the bracelets because they ran out of plastic combs?
Who played in the ball pit and then drove the crew back to the warehouse?
Why didn’t you storm McDonald’s for the happy meal toys?
Yes, you’re also correct that platinum is often ranked higher on ranking charts, à la: bronze, silver, gold, platinum, even though platinum currently (and has for quite a long time!) sells for less per ounce than gold.
The price of rhodium, meanwhile, has been wildly unpredictable over the past 40 years or so: http://www.kitco.com/charts/rhodium.html
If you like to get a little blood in your teeth when investing in precious metals, might I suggest Rhodium?
Typically, rhodium plating needs to be reapplied every couple years.
Most jewelers offer periodic rhodium plating free of charge with the purchase of your jewelry or an extended warranty but here, ah, ah, ah, Meh!
Mom will tell you “how nice of you” this present is. And it will bring tears to her eyes - because it will remind her of your first crayon drawing and how she told you that how much it really, really looks like her.
As for your wife: this present admitted in divorce court and a female judge and you’re automatically the guilty party.
Just buy her a bidet instead.