Who was sent to the bank to get 20 rolls of quarters
Who went to Chuckie Cheese to play skeeball for tickets?
Who redeemed the tickets for the bracelets because they ran out of plastic combs?
Who played in the ball pit and then drove the crew back to the warehouse?
Why didn’t you storm McDonald’s for the happy meal toys?
Rhodium! One of the many unsung elements in the Platinum Group. (Yes, there’s a platinum group, and no, it doesn’t come up very often at parties: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platinum_group )
Yes, you’re also correct that platinum is often ranked higher on ranking charts, à la: bronze, silver, gold, platinum, even though platinum currently (and has for quite a long time!) sells for less per ounce than gold.
The price of rhodium, meanwhile, has been wildly unpredictable over the past 40 years or so: http://www.kitco.com/charts/rhodium.html
If you like to get a little blood in your teeth when investing in precious metals, might I suggest Rhodium?
Hey Meh Writer, I’m just gonna say this once, but I thought of you when I saw a preroll ad for grammarly.com on YouTube today. Check it out, it’s free and should help tip you off when you accidentally words out of the write-up.
This sounds snarkier than I mean it to be, but it’s out there now.
I’m just telling you now, Meh, that I will never, ever, in a billion trillion years, buy any of this garbage jewelry that you sell so regularly. Unless there was a Totoro charm hanging off of it, that’d be soooooo kawaiiiii!
Mom will tell you “how nice of you” this present is. And it will bring tears to her eyes - because it will remind her of your first crayon drawing and how she told you that how much it really, really looks like her.
As for your wife: this present admitted in divorce court and a female judge and you’re automatically the guilty party.
Just buy her a bidet instead.
@djslack@RiotDemon it should either say rhodium PLATED over STERLING silver, or it’s over a base metal which will turn your arm green when it wears off. It’s got to be plated, but over what? This description is not descriptive of the actual described product. I guess for the price you can include a bar of soap to wash off the green.
Typically, rhodium plating needs to be reapplied every couple years.
Most jewelers offer periodic rhodium plating free of charge with the purchase of your jewelry or an extended warranty but here, ah, ah, ah, Meh!
If it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.
@shahnm son of bitch. Came here to say this.
So who does what at meh?
Who was sent to the bank to get 20 rolls of quarters
Who went to Chuckie Cheese to play skeeball for tickets?
Who redeemed the tickets for the bracelets because they ran out of plastic combs?
Who played in the ball pit and then drove the crew back to the warehouse?
Why didn’t you storm McDonald’s for the happy meal toys?
@Woody1 Brutal…
Rhodium! One of the many unsung elements in the Platinum Group. (Yes, there’s a platinum group, and no, it doesn’t come up very often at parties: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platinum_group )
Yes, you’re also correct that platinum is often ranked higher on ranking charts, à la: bronze, silver, gold, platinum, even though platinum currently (and has for quite a long time!) sells for less per ounce than gold.
The price of rhodium, meanwhile, has been wildly unpredictable over the past 40 years or so: http://www.kitco.com/charts/rhodium.html
If you like to get a little blood in your teeth when investing in precious metals, might I suggest Rhodium?
Charming sale tonight
Rhodium. It’s good to know and fun to say.
@RogerWilco The exhausted old cowboy got tired of walking his horse, so he rhodium…
/giphy rimshot
And if you buy now, you won’t pay $225, or even $149, but a low, low price of only $25 for this amazing collection of costume jewelry!
As Seen on TV by Ronco and ACME.
Disclaimer: if anything makes your skin turn green, just wash it off and apply Vaseline.
Hey Meh Writer, I’m just gonna say this once, but I thought of you when I saw a preroll ad for grammarly.com on YouTube today. Check it out, it’s free and should help tip you off when you accidentally words out of the write-up.
This sounds snarkier than I mean it to be, but it’s out there now.
@djslack the write-up today smacked too much of Stephen Colbert’s unfunny “big furry hat” routines: a weak note in an otherwise delightful patter.
Heart with lock and key? For my mom? Uh… nope…
Psssst. I’d prolly look pretty hot in these.
Dollar Store jewelry at Meh prices. Nope.
Yay! Something i know i won’t buy. no wasting-money-today, for me!
Rhodium - isn’t that where NWA got their start? Word.
One for my wife and one for my mother, if they will get here before Mother’s day.
But if I get white or gold for both, they will say I am lazy. If I get one gold and one white, the non-gold will be jealous.
No, I will not get a black one. I have to live with one and one reminds me of a 24 hour labor.
You know, cards are starting to sound really good.
I’m just telling you now, Meh, that I will never, ever, in a billion trillion years, buy any of this garbage jewelry that you sell so regularly. Unless there was a Totoro charm hanging off of it, that’d be soooooo kawaiiiii!
@UncleVinny you are a bit harsh today, no garbage jewelry being sold here.
world’s most painful anal beads…
Mom will tell you “how nice of you” this present is. And it will bring tears to her eyes - because it will remind her of your first crayon drawing and how she told you that how much it really, really looks like her.
As for your wife: this present admitted in divorce court and a female judge and you’re automatically the guilty party.
Just buy her a bidet instead.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x or 2x Baroque Pearl Charm Bracelet
1x or 2x Certificate of Authenticity & Valuation
1x or 2x Pearl Care Guide
1x or 2x Travel Pouch
Pictures
Options
Black
Closeup
Black and Grey
Closeup
Pastel and Gold Tone
Closeup
White
Closeup
White and Gold Tone
Closeup
Hand
“Stop chewing your nails, junior”
Price Comparison
$275 Valuation, $72 at Pacific Pearls
Warranty
120 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Nov 3 - Monday, Nov 6
Pearls? meh.
Rhodium? Had a ring coated in this. Wore off super easily.
@RiotDemon It comes from the smallest state so it’s probably a super thin coating.
@djslack @RiotDemon it should either say rhodium PLATED over STERLING silver, or it’s over a base metal which will turn your arm green when it wears off. It’s got to be plated, but over what? This description is not descriptive of the actual described product. I guess for the price you can include a bar of soap to wash off the green.
Didn’t Godzilla kick Rhodium’s
Typically, rhodium plating needs to be reapplied every couple years.
Most jewelers offer periodic rhodium plating free of charge with the purchase of your jewelry or an extended warranty but here, ah, ah, ah, Meh!
From the email subject line, I was so hoping this would be booze. Or weed. Or both. Oh well.
Rats. Came looking for booze, was denied.
/giphy I’m not an alcoholic
