@Kyeh Well in the master bath they have a heated towel rack to put the wet towel from the shower on as well as the grab bars in the shower to put them on while in the shower. Other bathrooms-where there is a shower on the cross bar of the sliding glass shower door and where there is a bathtub-again using the grab bar as a towel rack.
Where do you put it, though?
@medz you ALREADY know too much.
Why does IRK have the ends of Popsicle sticks for teeth??
Also, what is IRK’s preference for hair gel?? He always looks so debonair!! 
Why can’t I have a small IRK companion to protect me throughout my days? Perhaps, a stuffed simulacra?
Irk is a righteous dude.
I thought it said “shit” also and I like that question better so I will answer it. As a bird, pretty much anywhere I want.
@Walterbird Nobody asked YOU, you potty-play pervert.
@Kyeh IRK did in a round-a-bout way.
@Walterbird He did NOT! But I bet you do do it (doodoo it?) on the towel rack.
@Kyeh I probably would, but the house I live in is less than 3 years old hence there is not a towel rack in any of the three bathrooms the house has.
@Walterbird Well, that’s odd - what do they do with the towels, then?
@Kyeh Well in the master bath they have a heated towel rack to put the wet towel from the shower on as well as the grab bars in the shower to put them on while in the shower. Other bathrooms-where there is a shower on the cross bar of the sliding glass shower door and where there is a bathtub-again using the grab bar as a towel rack.
@Walterbird Oh, okay.
As for you, I think you need some little birdie diapers.
/image bird diapers
@Kyeh @Walterbird oh, I would get in trouble for talking about such things! Mom says it is not polite
Are y’all stripping naked when you poop? What is going on here‽
@thechilipepper0 No, but I’ve tried stripping naked while hoping to get an IRK. Hasn’t worked…
@pmarin @thechilipepper0 That only works if you get a tattoo in a hidden spot.