@looseneck Irk's self description comparing his shape to an oil drum had me in tears. Should I feel bad that he can make me laugh like that? Irk, you are my favorite oil drum shaped, no neck, shoulder less noodle arm troll!
@PocketBrain Make one out of very stretchy material, to properly show off Irk's sexy oil drum shaped body. Since Irk rarely turns around, you could have a velcro seal at the back. That might make it faster for Irk to get dressed before his performances.
It kind of looked like Irk had trouble with one of his sleeves, so he didn't use that arm for the whole video. Or maybe he injured that arm. That would be sad.
Hey, @Mathew, could Irk pose with a ruler, or could you share some measurements?
I also felt a little touch of sadness about the barrel body reference. I would venture to guess that compared to other trolls, Irk you are a physical specimen. At least compared to these rocks, you rock!
It was worth asking the question just to see our beloved little troll in a different outfit :) Thanks for the answer and the fashion show.
@einrad But I felt so bad when he had to describe his noodly appendages (is Irk the Flying Spaghetti Monster?)
@looseneck Irk's self description comparing his shape to an oil drum had me in tears. Should I feel bad that he can make me laugh like that? Irk, you are my favorite oil drum shaped, no neck, shoulder less noodle arm troll!
I prefer not to wear anything as often as possible.
What size t-shirt do you wear, @irk?
@PocketBrain - Uh oh. I can see where this is going.
@PocketBrain Make one out of very stretchy material, to properly show off Irk's sexy oil drum shaped body. Since Irk rarely turns around, you could have a velcro seal at the back. That might make it faster for Irk to get dressed before his performances.
It kind of looked like Irk had trouble with one of his sleeves, so he didn't use that arm for the whole video. Or maybe he injured that arm. That would be sad.
Hey, @Mathew, could Irk pose with a ruler, or could you share some measurements?
@hamjudo - Here's an appropriate kid's shirt:
But it probably doesn't meet green screen specs. I think Irk is about the size of a laptop.
Kudos for the Galaxy Quest reference.
@Pufferfishy Never give up... Never surrender.
I have one pair of pants that I wear every day until they fall apart and then I replace them with an identical pair of pants, and so on. So there.
@birdspanke hint hint
@ceagee Of course! I have my cat chase them around inside a washing machine at least once a week.
I also felt a little touch of sadness about the barrel body reference. I would venture to guess that compared to other trolls, Irk you are a physical specimen. At least compared to these rocks, you rock!
@jimmyd103 Those aren't rocks! They're love experts!
@Thumperchick
That was funny from start to end. Even mispronouncing @JonT was an exceptionally Irk-y touch. Well done, sir!