@duodec I think, my friend that you're missing the point of goathood and the tenor of Irk's response. Does the phrase "wrong like Donkey Kong" mean nothing to you? This was just another in the string of inglorious beatdowns I've suffered since the curse. Here I am after Irk's rebuke. No, that's not my dog; I don't even get the consolation of a dog (note: I don't have a place for a dog, and I do have an adorable cat, but, who, btw, likes to nibble on his humans).
@mehjohnson I love the way Irk mangles all of our names. It sounds like mine ends with a big old smooch. Or an evil laugh. Yeah, I'm going with evil laugh.
@dave Two of the most common distortions of my first name include Dole (as in the banana) and Jor-el. I love that Brando has no fucking idea what to do with this kid.
@mehjohnson That's partly because it's not fully realized. It's just insinuated. Which makes it insidious and all the scarier, if you think about it. And even if you're not thinking about it, it's thinking about you. It's thinking evil thoughts.
@Cinoclav One wonders if this is a deeper issue with @matthew. You know what they say about abusers. Something about the look in Hyram's eye and the sound of his voice makes me wonder if he's been (or is perhaps being) prodded himself.
If only there was somebody I could blame for asking such a crappy question.
@Shamburglar
@joelmw A pony! And a Red Rider BB gun! (That pony's eye is on the clock)
@Shamburglar
So does that mean one perk of goat-hood is getting preferential access to Irk for answers? Such favoritism... I blame it on @joelmw
@duodec Not at all. If so, Irk would have answered one of my terrible questions in October.
@duodec I think, my friend that you're missing the point of goathood and the tenor of Irk's response. Does the phrase "wrong like Donkey Kong" mean nothing to you? This was just another in the string of inglorious beatdowns I've suffered since the curse. Here I am after Irk's rebuke. No, that's not my dog; I don't even get the consolation of a dog (note: I don't have a place for a dog, and I do have an adorable cat, but, who, btw, likes to nibble on his humans).
@joelmw You poor poor cat staff member. Not only no dog but stuck with a cat? You are indeed the goat and sink for all sorrow in the world.
@duodec
asap requests go to the bottom of the pile. your lack of planning is not my problem.
Needs CC.
joe- ELL -mwah, heheh.
@mehjohnson Never knew he was Kryptonian till now.
@mehjohnson I love the way Irk mangles all of our names. It sounds like mine ends with a big old smooch. Or an evil laugh. Yeah, I'm going with evil laugh.
@dave Two of the most common distortions of my first name include Dole (as in the banana)
and Jor-el. I love that Brando has no fucking idea what to do with this kid. 
@joelmw I don't hear the evil laugh
@mehjohnson That's partly because it's not fully realized. It's just insinuated. Which makes it insidious and all the scarier, if you think about it. And even if you're not thinking about it, it's thinking about you. It's thinking evil thoughts.
@joelmw
@mehjohnson That is in fact my chosen caprine avatar (cf. the papal name).
Did I hear him right? Was he actually giving us a recipe for sweet potato pie? (musta been the dialect).
@unkabob
@JonT That looks kinda like @denboy.
@joelmw eh, not too far. More like this handsome guy I think.
I think the bags around Irk's eyes are getting darker. Still hung from New Years?
The great thing is that "presently" is in fact one of my favorite ambiguating responses to any deadline.
Yes, boss, I'll be working on that presently.
Thanks for answering my question Irk. I mean, thanks for sort of answering my question and telling me I'm wrong.
@joelmw No, you may not have another.
@Cinoclav I always smile big when someone gets it without my having to spell out an allusion. :-)
@joelmw
Yeah Irk, if you could respond to that email I sent you ASAP that would be great...
@JonT He'll be writing it presently.
Irk forgot! Lemme prod him.
@matthew Prod him? Your hand up one puppet's ass isn't enough?
@Cinoclav One wonders if this is a deeper issue with @matthew. You know what they say about abusers. Something about the look in Hyram's eye and the sound of his voice makes me wonder if he's been (or is perhaps being) prodded himself.
It's all consensual in the Meh video studio
@matthew So says the habitual prodder.
@matthew
Irk, what happened to the rest of the doll? You know, the armless doll.