Cuttlefish! They are the color changing badasses of the sea floor. And they have the most polite mating habits in the world. A dude cuttlefish will hand the lady a bit of his genetic material. If she digs him, she’ll have his babies. If not, hey, at least he tried.
Did you know, the Giant Squid has the most expressive face of any marine animal, and is thus the best suited to acting? Yep, and that’s the way it should be!
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@heartny Fish are friends…except stinkin’ dolphins!
Dolphins?! Yeah, they think they’re so cute! [mimicking a dolphin] “Oh, look at me, I’m a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you! Ain’t I something?”
Cuttlefish! They are the color changing badasses of the sea floor. And they have the most polite mating habits in the world. A dude cuttlefish will hand the lady a bit of his genetic material. If she digs him, she’ll have his babies. If not, hey, at least he tried.
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Cute? How is that different than humans?
(What? You mean … seriously? None of you … really? Just me?
Never mind.
@melonscoop They can also see the polarization (polarity?) of light.
@melonscoop So… Checkerboard and stripes everywhere? Yes, that seems the best defense.
Octopus are so creepy.
@chr Octopusses. Octopi. Dammit…
@PocketBrain @chr Technically, it’s octopedi. But we’ve gotten it wrong for so long that the others are now accepted as correct as well
@compunaut Or is it octopedes? Now I forget…
@compunaut Octopodes!
Krill. I mean how bad ass are they to have those 5 bladed boomerang knives?
(so waiting for the photoshop…)
@eVil How did he not burn his hand in the lava?
@melonscoop He’s immune to fire. However, his shirt isn’t, so he has to roll up his sleeve before sticking his hand in…
@eVil And, I has no photochop skillz, so someone please make a Krill with a Krull. Er, glaive…
@eVil Every time I reference this movie, I get blank stares.
Did you know, the Giant Squid has the most expressive face of any marine animal, and is thus the best suited to acting? Yep, and that’s the way it should be!
Welcome to the Cephalopodcast.
The Kraken should totally be the biggest marine box office star. I would be in line opening night to watch a movie with a kraken.
@Midhun Sounds like it would be a Kraken good time.
Can’t decide between a sea lion or an otter.
Nautilus
Flipper
@heartny Fish are friends…except stinkin’ dolphins!
Dolphins?! Yeah, they think they’re so cute! [mimicking a dolphin] “Oh, look at me, I’m a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you! Ain’t I something?”
Pinnipeds. All the pinnipeds.
@simplersimon Would you say that Pinnipeds get your seal of approval? And don’t fib, we can all sea if you are lion.
@RiotDemon {cue the romantic music}
Piranhas are freshwater animals not marine animals, aren’t they?
The Mantis shrimp is a pretty badass little dude.
Hmmmm…
Mermaids?