🐐April Goat Fool 01


Welcome to my goatdom, peasants pheasants turkeys.
At least one of you voted for me, so now all of you get something that somebody deserves. Probably.
AI-generated goat sitting on a throne, wearing a jester's cap

I’ve expected this for a few days now, once I realized I had been nominated (and that no one else had) … though I imagined a little more fanfare. So here I am faring by my own fan. (I have never before noticed the lack of a “fan” emoji.)

I spent those days occasionally pondering what I should do with my reign. Or reins. (I already got rain while camping this past week.) The simplest answer is “nothing” — but that’s also the least fun answer. And if Meh won’t sell me with things my wife would let me buy a second time, then it should at least be fun, right?

I considered pulling the best April Fools prank ever seen in the Meh forum⁽ᶜᶦᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ⁾ — I would declare myself not the goat. Ha-ha! Fooled you! So funny!
But pranks often backfire, and that one would probably have made me the permanent goat forevermore.

So I’ll just hang around normally. Or tangentially. That’s just a little math joke for ya. (at what point do you start regretting your vote?)