šApril Goat Fool 01
13Welcome to my goatdom, peasants pheasants turkeys. 
At least one of you voted for me, so now all of you get something that somebody deserves. Probably.
Iāve expected this for a few days now, once I realized I had been nominated (and that no one else had) ā¦ though I imagined a little more fanfare. So here I am faring by my own fan. (I have never before noticed the lack of a āfanā emoji.)
I spent those days occasionally pondering what I should do with my reign. Or reins. (I already got rain while camping this past week.) The simplest answer is ānothingāĀ āĀ but thatās also the least fun answer. And if Meh wonāt sell me with things my wife would let me buy a second time, then it should at least be fun, right?
I considered pulling the best April Fools prank ever seen in the Meh forumā½į¶į¶¦įµįµįµį¶¦įµāæ āæįµįµįµįµįµā¾ ā I would declare myself not the goat. Ha-ha! Fooled you! So funny!
But pranks often backfire, and that one would probably have made me the permanent goat forevermore.
So Iāll just hang around normally. Or tangentially. Thatās just a little math joke for ya. (at what point do you start regretting your vote?)
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@werehatrack Thatās one of my favorites. I contemplated using it at some point this month, but I donāt really have enough [good] math jokes to make a theme of it.
The only thing Iād change: I heard it first with ā
isā instead of āequalsā (which I think makes the syllables just a little bit better).@xobzoo Agreed about the change, thatās how I did it when I printed this on T-shirts. Math on one side, words on the other.
@werehatrack My other favorite uses calculus, so itās not as approachable by the public in general. But, for those whoāve at least had the class, even if you donāt remember how to use it:
(I had to search a long time to get a clear picture of the equation using the right variable. Ultimately had to generate one.)
You guys are sick. Thanks. Iā¦ Think?