April Fool's Goat (April 2021 Scapegoat Blame Thread)

Thumperchick had a quick thing to say said

As we say so long to @Felton10’s March reign, we welcome @DoctorOW to the fold and allow them to take their rightful place as one of the sacrificed chosen.

Blame away. I’ll start by blaming this short intro on @DoctorOW.