April 4th - "April Showers Bring May Flowers. Then the goat eats them."
9April Showers Bring May Flowers. Then the goat eats them
Those of you in the path of the brewing mayhem in the southeast, please batten the hatches! Wishing the best for you and your loved ones, and hoping this turns into little more than a bit of a gust and a little precip.
Speaking of April storms, surely we’re all familiar with the expression “April showers bring May flowers.” But do you know the origin of this phrase?
In 16th century England, a farmer and poet by the name of Thomas Tusser created a collection of writings and poems he called “A Hundred Good Points of Husbandry”. Here you can read a 1812 reprint of the original 1557 edition (https://books.google.com/books?id=Zk0UAAAAYAAJ)
In the April Husbandry section, Tusser writes “Sweet April showers do spring May flowers.”
Taken literally, this is a reference to early spring storms quenching the soil and paving the way for a bustle of growth in the coming month.
But Tusser’s intent wasn’t necessarily literal. Taken figuratively, this line is a reminder that the most challenging ordeals we endure today can lead to good things in the future. Working hard, living right, exercising, putting forth effort to better ourselves, our families, our situations and positions and environment… these are the storms we endure today, with the “May flowers” coming in the form of health, happiness, prosperity.
So again I say, sou’easter be damned! Weather the storm well my east coast friends! Today’s challenge will be overcome, and tomorrow’s sunshine will feel all the more sweet.
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Wow, I feel like I need a redo on being goat now… except I haven’t got the time which is why I was so miserable of one in the first place.
But what do mayflowers bring??
@CaptAmehrican Pilgrims
@CaptAmehrican
Sorry old dumb joke
@CaptAmehrican
@CaptAmehrican, Try as I might, I was unable to locate a pic of a goat in a pilgrim costume. So you’ll have to settle for a cat in a goat costume.
@ruouttaurmind @CaptAmehrican
@PlacidPenguin Well done! You succeeded where I failed.
Point Of Order
Are Goats allowed to be inspiring and uplifting? Is that within the rules?
@f00l Perhaps a quick confab of the senior Goat council is in order. I stand ready to appear and testify in my own defense.
@f00l No.
(random funny gif)
@mfladd
Which one’s you?
@f00l Well, you know what happened to Thomas Tusser? He died! That’s what.
Not so uplifting now is it?
@G1 In fairness to Mr. Tusser, the average life expectancy in 16th century England was 39.7 years. Tusser beat the odds, rambling on 'till the ripe old age of 56.
@ruouttaurmind I just showed that writing poetry can KILL, so ignore that fact at your own risk.
@f00l Are you blaming someone – ah, or would that be circular logic?
Of course, goats don’t wait for the flowers to bloom before they eat them. Only plants that can flower, get fertilized, and produce viable seed before they get eaten by goats, pass on their genes.
It took millions of years of evolution, but goats are the reason flowers appear so early each spring.
@hamjudo
@ruouttaurmind
@mfladd
@KittySprinkles @cinoclav has found your cartoon.
@mfladd Weird, it’s almost like you guys know me!
Also, this is hands down my fave meme because of the look on his face in the last panel.
Also, I was wearing a certain style of necklace last week and my adorable little co-worker who relieves me came in just as I was chatting with a guest we’ve ALL got a thing for. She bounced up, touched my necklace and giggled, “I just love chokers, don’t you?”. I love her.
@KittySprinkles Ok, i have to meet her. Arrange it.
@KittySprinkles
Been sitting on this gif for months. (Seriously. It’s been an opened tab all that time.)
@KittySprinkles Nope - We don’t get you at all.
Oh man, day 2 of reboot and your topic was more inspiring than all of mine put together!!!
@mikibell Don’t worry, tomorrow is going to be all sports scores and fart jokes.
@ruouttaurmind
That will only reinforce what @mikibell said.
@ruouttaurmind
Inspiring, then.
You seem to have a good soul, Goat.
/unblame
@ruouttaurmind Go put on the dark goat shame box and think on this.
@mfladd Great gif! LMAO