Anyone here have the license plate "2SEXY"?...

djslack busted out the gifs said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 1:45am ET

…and give your next door neighbors random gifts that include:

bamboo pillows
Bluetooth earbuds
and pop sockets?

I heard a story and immediately thought “this sounds like a Meh shopper” when I heard the first bamboo pillow mentioned. When the list of gifts expanded, every one of them screamed Meh. I was surprised to not hear the words “speaker dock” in the story.

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mediocrebot said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 1:45am ET:

SOCKET POPPIT STAHPIT

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  /youtube pop lock and drop it
  
  djslack said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 1:48am ET
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cinoclav said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 2:04am ET:

@djslack Oh, so close. Guess it wasn’t me.

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  “Right”.
  – Fred
  
  The teller doesn’t know the neighbor’s name, but referred to them as “Too Sexy” because that was his license plate.
  
  djslack said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 10:57am ET
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kuoh said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 9:28am ET:

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mike808 said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 9:43am ET:

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eonfifty said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 10:38am ET:

I don’t. But I have some Ohio and Washington license plates.

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InFrom said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 12:20pm ET:

Nah, this one’s more my speed…

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Lilasrain said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 2:00pm ET:

My mom was assigned handicapped plates when I was younger… Wheelchair symbol then 2SXC. it was great for an awkward 16 yo introvert with low self esteem to drive that car, let me tell you!!!

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earlyre said Sat, Apr 27th 2019 at 10:25pm ET:

I’ll just leave this here…

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- @earlyre wtf? Lol. Tricked ya!
  
  Also, I didn’t know Tara Reid had done any EDM vocal gigs.
  
  djslack said Sun, Apr 28th 2019 at 1:36pm ET
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bayportbob said Sun, Apr 28th 2019 at 8:56am ET:

was driving home a few years ago on a beautiful day, i saw a nice red convertible with the top down. inside was a nice looking blond. i looked over and noted she was an good looking more mature lady. as she sped away when the light turned green i noted her plate read 2OLD4U. i loved it

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mike808 said Sun, Apr 28th 2019 at 7:15pm ET:

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somf69 said Mon, Apr 29th 2019 at 2:25am ET:

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tngrannyd said Mon, Apr 29th 2019 at 7:18am ET:

I love trying to figure out cryptic license plates. Mine was CME2ADV. I am a retired ad exec.

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