I am a ruthless assassin today.
(Well, apparently I do have a little ruth).

I hired a bug company to kill ants. Poor tiny ants.

They were insane, coming from the baseboards, the light fixtures, the windowsills - also carpenter ants, there are at least two kinds.

Today will be known as the great massacre of the Ides of March Eve Eve in ant lore.

Oh, and mice.

Bring on the creepy ant gifs.