Antmageddon

kdemo posted a pic said Wed, Mar 13th 2019 at 10:01pm ET

I am a ruthless assassin today.
(Well, apparently I do have a little ruth).

I hired a bug company to kill ants. Poor tiny ants.

They were insane, coming from the baseboards, the light fixtures, the windowsills - also carpenter ants, there are at least two kinds.

Today will be known as the great massacre of the Ides of March Eve Eve in ant lore.

Oh, and mice.

Bring on the creepy ant gifs.

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kdemo said Wed, Mar 13th 2019 at 10:05pm ET:

The tiny ones don’t even care about food. Honestly, I don’t know what they’re looking for. They just want to live in my house.

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Barney said Wed, Mar 13th 2019 at 10:19pm ET:

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- @Barney - Ha! But is he Adamant?
  
  kdemo said Wed, Mar 13th 2019 at 10:48pm ET
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- @Barney @kdemo I always assumed that was on purpose. (I mean after I learned the word “adamant”)
  
  mehcuda67 said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 12:04am ET
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- @Barney
  
  berrie34 said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 11:46am ET
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- /image Morocco Mole
  
  craigthom said Fri, Mar 15th 2019 at 10:19pm ET
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kdemo said Wed, Mar 13th 2019 at 10:07pm ET:

The drums were beating. Maybe they knew it was D-Day.

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heartny said Wed, Mar 13th 2019 at 10:30pm ET:

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- @heartny - I did find one in my hair once. Ew.
  
  kdemo said Wed, Mar 13th 2019 at 10:51pm ET
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lseeber said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 8:00am ET:

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- @lseeber Everyone knows it’s Aunt Bee! (Bee! Bee! Bee!)
  
  macromeh said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 10:58am ET
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- @lseeber @macromeh -
  
  Ant Bea with Anty
  
  kdemo said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 11:29am ET
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ruouttaurmind said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 12:48am ET:

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- @ruouttaurmind -
  
  kdemo said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 1:22am ET
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- @kdemo If they were all like Flik and Dot I wouldn’t mind if they hung out for a minute.
  
  ruouttaurmind said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 1:43am ET
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- @ruouttaurmind -
  
  kdemo said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 1:44pm ET
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mike808 said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 9:10am ET:

Have some pie and … unplug the jukebox, … and try a new flavor!

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  kdemo said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 12:30pm ET
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IcePopBOD said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 12:25pm ET:

/giphy ant murderer

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  kdemo said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 12:36pm ET
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kdemo said Thu, Mar 14th 2019 at 9:59pm ET:

I fear they’re just getting high on the poison.

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- @kdemo Hey now those are some happy ants.
  
  sammydog01 said Mon, Mar 18th 2019 at 9:15pm ET
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- you’re an all-star
  
  mediocrebot said Mon, Mar 18th 2019 at 9:15pm ET
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- @sammydog01 -
  
  kdemo said Mon, Mar 18th 2019 at 9:21pm ET
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medz said Tue, Mar 19th 2019 at 1:06pm ET:

/youtube ants ants ants

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walarney said Wed, Mar 20th 2019 at 9:01am ET:

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llangley said Wed, Mar 20th 2019 at 10:02am ET:

Hey now brown cow

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- you’re an all-star
  
  mediocrebot said Wed, Mar 20th 2019 at 10:02am ET
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- @mediocrebot aha more fuckery! Got it
  
  llangley said Wed, Mar 20th 2019 at 10:03am ET
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