@Barney
I know that song like the back of my hand. My sister was obsessed with Barney when she was little. That was all we watched. Now she’s getting her son into Barney so I have to do it all over again too.
@ItalianScallion I need to be honest here. My dog destroyed that in a heartbeat just trying to have fun. Apologies, but it was a moment of glory for my lab. Sorry
@capnjb No apology necessary. I bought the set of three doggie plushy toys for my sister’s rescue pit bull mix and even though he’s such a good boy, he demolished one of them in about five minutes. She’s rationing out the other ones so her living room is entirely filled with the fluffy stuffing.
@ironcheftoni Mine is still on its way from Arkansas and still showing it will be delivered by end of day today. Haha, that’s a good one, Fedex, especially since your guy already came to my house today with one package from Meh. Now I won’t be able to sleep because I’m so excited about getting two IRKs in one week and I’m quite sure I’ll soon see a delivery exception update and no IRK tonight.
The rest of my Fedex-delivered Mehrathon items will arrive on Thursday except for the one item that had the misfortune of being shipped via DHL. For 3 1/2 days, it was hanging out in Irving, Texas. I guess they needed my bluetooth speakers for the party they had at that shipping facility!
@ironcheftoni Fedex: “We’ll add a delivery date as soon as your package starts moving.” Translation: “I got bored waiting around to leave, so I’m going out to paint Donaldson, Arkansas red! Don’t expect me to leave tomorrow morning because I’ll be hungover.”
@ironcheftoni A couple of hours ago, my IRK decided to sleep it off on its way to North Jackson, Ohio. Hard to believe it’s on a pretty straight line from Irving, Texas so far.
@Barney@Cerridwyn My absolute favorite is the Sicilian Almond Cream - I could eat a whole jar with a spoon at one time. SOOO good! I think it’s what bakeries use to fill almond croissants.
@Barney@Kyeh I hear you. My favorite of the American dream nut Butters is a brownie cinnamony cashew butter that I forgot the name for I would eat it by the spoonful one small spoonful at bedtime every night
@Barney@Cerridwyn@Kyeh Ive tried the chocolate barney butter and it is deicious!! Btw, walmart sells pistacio nut butter. I purchased it but havent tried it yet
@Barney@Cerridwyn@tinamarie1974 That’s a good price for pistachio butter. I’m interested to know what you think of it. It’s from your family’s part of the world!
No, @Star2236, I really didn’t get a rock, but it was a nice picture, wasn’t it?
/giphy rocks

“I got a rock!”
@aetris Yes!
Oh sure, laugh at my expense.
@Star2236 Aw… not laughing at you, you just need to remember this:
@Barney
I know that song like the back of my hand. My sister was obsessed with Barney when she was little. That was all we watched. Now she’s getting her son into Barney so I have to do it all over again too.
It might be a purple rock.
@OnionSoup I love purple.
@Barney I had no idea!
@OnionSoup
Maybe mine will be an inflatable Meh rock to replace the inflatable Meh beach ball that I gave to @capnjb in the exchange.
@ItalianScallion I need to be honest here. My dog destroyed that in a heartbeat just trying to have fun. Apologies, but it was a moment of glory for my lab. Sorry
@capnjb No apology necessary. I bought the set of three doggie plushy toys for my sister’s rescue pit bull mix and even though he’s such a good boy, he demolished one of them in about five minutes. She’s rationing out the other ones so her living room is entirely filled with the fluffy stuffing.
I like shiny rocks
@speediedelivery I like clacky math rocks.
:d20:
@speediedelivery I can find a lot of them for you!
Mine got shipped today and everything I ordered in the mehrathon is arriving tomorrow.
@ironcheftoni Mine is still on its way from Arkansas and still showing it will be delivered by end of day today. Haha, that’s a good one, Fedex, especially since your guy already came to my house today with one package from Meh. Now I won’t be able to sleep because I’m so excited about getting two IRKs in one week and I’m quite sure I’ll soon see a delivery exception update and no IRK tonight.
The rest of my Fedex-delivered Mehrathon items will arrive on Thursday except for the one item that had the misfortune of being shipped via DHL. For 3 1/2 days, it was hanging out in Irving, Texas. I guess they needed my bluetooth speakers for the party they had at that shipping facility!
@ironcheftoni Fedex: “We’ll add a delivery date as soon as your package starts moving.” Translation: “I got bored waiting around to leave, so I’m going out to paint Donaldson, Arkansas red! Don’t expect me to leave tomorrow morning because I’ll be hungover.”
@ironcheftoni And now my IRK showed up in a drunken stupor in Fairview, Tennessee still with no idea when it will get here.
@ItalianScallion well, I googled what Fairview is known for and it’s home to Bowie Nature Park. One of largest city managed parks in the state.
/showme irk communing with nature
@ironcheftoni Sounds like Bowie Nature Park is just the kind of place an IRK might want to lie back and put away a few cold ones.
@ironcheftoni A couple of hours ago, my IRK decided to sleep it off on its way to North Jackson, Ohio. Hard to believe it’s on a pretty straight line from Irving, Texas so far.
@ironcheftoni And I guess it’s doing a meet-up in North Jackson with the package of NB flyless boxers headed my way.
Well my irk is 1lb… looming like I am getting a rock Friday to lol
@mlbderby998 The 1lb weight is a placeholder number used for shipping purposes. There’s a 99.99999% chance that your IRK will weigh more than that.
@mlbderby998 When you get the “rock” make sure you give it a lick to make sure they didn’t send you petrified manure.
@Barney good to know. Thanks!
@mlbderby998 @yakkoTDI Can you describe the difference in taste for us?
@mlbderby998 @phendrick Manure tastes like grass. Rocks taste like shit.
So saith @yakkoTDI, the Wise One.
@mlbderby998 @yakkoTDI Hey Cards Against Humanity sent people that paid for a surprise, they sent a piece of Bull Poo! look it up!
@Barney Maybe they’ll send you some Barney Butter!

@Kyeh But… But… It’s not purple.
Seriously, have you tried this? It looks like it might be pretty good.
@Barney I haven’t! It does look good.
“Bare Smooth” …
@Barney @Kyeh
Does a purple background count?
https://www.americandreamnutbutter.com/products/sham-rockin-cashew-butter?variant=44831970623678
@Cerridwyn @Kyeh Oh my, Forget the purple background, I want one of each!
@Barney @Kyeh they are good. I prefer the cashew butter but the others are not too bad
@Barney @Cerridwyn I bought some pistachio cream yesterday (that’s how I found the Barney Butter.) It’s good but expensive.
@Barney @Kyeh another thing I like is Cookie better.
@Barney @Cerridwyn My absolute favorite is the Sicilian Almond Cream - I could eat a whole jar with a spoon at one time. SOOO good! I think it’s what bakeries use to fill almond croissants.
@Cerridwyn @Kyeh That would be my problem, once I’ve started there would be no stopping me until all of it is gone.
@Barney @Kyeh I hear you. My favorite of the American dream nut Butters is a brownie cinnamony cashew butter that I forgot the name for I would eat it by the spoonful one small spoonful at bedtime every night
@Barney @Cerridwyn @Kyeh Ive tried the chocolate barney butter and it is deicious!! Btw, walmart sells pistacio nut butter. I purchased it but havent tried it yet
https://www.walmart.com/ip/5347596814?sid=61bf1245-269f-4291-9d16-a2c6e6ed6e4d
@Cerridwyn @Kyeh @tinamarie1974 Where have I been that I’ve never heard of any of this?
@Cerridwyn @Kyeh @tinamarie1974 Never mind, I lead a very boring life.
@Barney @Cerridwyn @tinamarie1974 That’s a good price for pistachio butter. I’m interested to know what you think of it. It’s from your family’s part of the world!
@Cerridwyn @tinamarie1974
@Barney You should get some of these and jazz things up!