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90 days
Monday, Sep 20 - Thursday, Sep 23
That’s horrifying 🥴
@khaleesi0 That’s the point.
@khaleesi0 I’m sure not buying that gore. Just not my thing.
Damn!
Glitch or low quantity?
@lichme
I guess that each doll will only have 1 available.
Almost bought this until I noticed how spooky it was /giphy spooky
ok - who got it?
Only one
Almost hit order and shipped to brother on accident. I know it was unlikely I would have gotten it, but damn that would have been funny.
Just one to be sold.
Someone bought this thinking it was a bag
@arbdef that was almost me
Who got it? Identify yourself!
Apparently this birthday is gonna be click first think later
Hell to the F no. I have enough cursed crap as it is, my car for instance
Congrats whoever got it!!! Joe’s work is amaze-balls.
1 for sale? Happy April Fools day!
@boc well they are custom 1 of a kind creations.
SUPREMELY GEEKED OUT ABOUT THIS!!!
/giphy unhappy-ageless-property
@jdude727 super congrats!
@jdude727 well done
@jdude727 Now we know which county you live in?
@jdude727 So much envy. Congratulations!
@jdude727 there is a greater than 0% chance that thing is gonna go on a murder spree
@jdude727 @t0nyc0tt4m But less than 100% so I think it’s a gamble worth taking.
@jdude727 @t0nyc0tt4m only slightly greater
I’m at my 3rd shift job, it’s a slow night and the company’s got a fast internet connection… Looks like everything’s coming up Jdude.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
@carl669 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl!
@lichme Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich!
One item and have to wait 20 minutes for next item-get rid of Joe and bring back the other guy.
@Felton10 Really needing someone to blame for this wasted time!
@Felton10
@raccoon81 Well still the GOAT until a replacement shows up.
Fuck yes I didn’t realize that you was that Joe!!! Fingers crossed I can score one of your Dolls in an IRK. My wife might kill me if I bought one intentionally
20 minutes for a single doll? I think Joe has no confidence on his product. @koolhandjoe
She’s awesome! And underpriced! AND THERE’S A CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY!
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
I want scare bear so bad it hurts like my skin is being peeled off in strips.
@Pony I was just going to mention the bear! And the devil doll. And the mirror baby. OK THEY’RE ALL AMAZING!
@sammydog01 YES!
90 day warranty seems excessive.
Why did you have one of these???
That doll is in the picture at the bottom of the page. Does that mean the other dolls in the picture will be next?
Who is this mysterious Joe… I need more info
@kmbev i heard that the old Chuck Norris facts were all really based on him
I am HEREFORTHISJOEATHON
I may never sleep again
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
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Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Sep 20 - Thursday, Sep 23
That’s horrifying 🥴
@khaleesi0 That’s the point.
@khaleesi0 I’m sure not buying that gore. Just not my thing.
Damn!
Glitch or low quantity?
@lichme
I guess that each doll will only have 1 available.
Almost bought this until I noticed how spooky it was /giphy spooky
ok - who got it?
Only one
Almost hit order and shipped to brother on accident. I know it was unlikely I would have gotten it, but damn that would have been funny.
Just one to be sold.
Someone bought this thinking it was a bag
@arbdef that was almost me
Who got it? Identify yourself!
Apparently this birthday is gonna be click first think later
Hell to the F no. I have enough cursed crap as it is, my car for instance
Congrats whoever got it!!! Joe’s work is amaze-balls.
1 for sale? Happy April Fools day!
@boc well they are custom 1 of a kind creations.
SUPREMELY GEEKED OUT ABOUT THIS!!!
/giphy unhappy-ageless-property
@jdude727 super congrats!
@jdude727 well done
@jdude727 Now we know which county you live in?
@jdude727 So much envy. Congratulations!
@jdude727 there is a greater than 0% chance that thing is gonna go on a murder spree
@jdude727 @t0nyc0tt4m But less than 100% so I think it’s a gamble worth taking.
@jdude727 @t0nyc0tt4m only slightly greater
I’m at my 3rd shift job, it’s a slow night and the company’s got a fast internet connection… Looks like everything’s coming up Jdude.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
@carl669 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl!
@lichme Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich!
One item and have to wait 20 minutes for next item-get rid of Joe and bring back the other guy.
@Felton10 Really needing someone to blame for this wasted time!
@Felton10
@raccoon81 Well still the GOAT until a replacement shows up.
Fuck yes I didn’t realize that you was that Joe!!! Fingers crossed I can score one of your Dolls in an IRK. My wife might kill me if I bought one intentionally
20 minutes for a single doll? I think Joe has no confidence on his product. @koolhandjoe
She’s awesome! And underpriced! AND THERE’S A CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY!
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
I want scare bear so bad it hurts like my skin is being peeled off in strips.
@Pony I was just going to mention the bear! And the devil doll. And the mirror baby. OK THEY’RE ALL AMAZING!
@sammydog01 YES!
90 day warranty seems excessive.
Why did you have one of these???
That doll is in the picture at the bottom of the page. Does that mean the other dolls in the picture will be next?
Who is this mysterious Joe… I need more info
@kmbev i heard that the old Chuck Norris facts were all really based on him
I am HERE
FOR
THIS
JOE
ATHON
I may never sleep again