An old friend is retiring and I am quite sad..

mikibell thought this was worth mentioning said
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So, as those of you, who have listened to my bitching lately, are aware, we are retiring my old friend -- the mainframe -- today. It makes me quite sad to say good-bye to my MPS chewing comrade. I knew him intimately, having bent his thinking to my will, changed him in ways he never imagined, worried about his well-being even when I was not in the office. We met up every work day and he would show me the error of my code, he would spit out green letters on a black screen, he would blink at me when I input a questionable value. How I will miss our daily collaboration!

Good-bye, my dear friend, I wish you well..

Any ideas on a fitting ceremony to say farewell??

P.S. God Darn it, my mainframe never once thought I was a ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!