Amazon is stalking me
3No joke.
I think Amazon is stalking my Meh forum habits. On my recommended list yesterday was a T-shirt which says "Ask Me About My Goat". Then when you lift it to over your head, there's a picture of a goat.
Now granted, it was either listed under Juniors or woman's small, but they they offered it to me in a frog's small. So now it's tempting.
Then they asked me if I'm interested in this:
I'm not good with picking up hints (it's why I'm a lone frog), but they seem to be trying to get me to buy goat related stuff.
I'm tempted to blame either
@Thumperchick because she seems to just be the least suspicious which means I HAVE to suspect her, and
@thismyusername just because.
So whodunit?!?
My biggest complaint though is that they aren't purple.
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No blaming the neighborhood friendly volmod. I did my turn as scapegoat back in 2014. The blame is clearly with @thismyusername - who told amazon about your weirdo goat fetish.
@Thumperchick
I try to keep certain things AWAY from Amazon. But if i have no other choice, it's why i have a 2nd account which i ONLY log into when I'm using a specific laptop in a particular state.
It raises less questions that way.
It's a sign. @FroodyFrog in February.
@narfcake
I'm choosing to take this as a sign to find a Mrs FroodyFrog so that i could then get her to end up wearing these t-shirts.
With that being the case, I'm choosing to ignore this sign.
(Failing to heed signs I choose to ignore hasn't failed me yet.)
Maybe it's just me but I believe that wearing another shirt underneath the ask me about my goat shirt is clearly cheating.
@djslack
Is this better?
@FroodyFrog yes!
@FroodyFrog Absolutely. It's only fair.
I wonder if goatshirtswoot would ever catch on ...